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Jamster

Space Monkey
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I am old as fuck.

Last century, I was around lurking on usenet ASF until Ray and the trolls drove us off. I went on to post in Formhandle's mASF (same user name). I interacted with Style, before we knew he was Neil Strauss. I watched as Mystery and others turned their game into money-making schemes and did their best to turn the forum into a dick measuring contest.

My only computer was at my workplace, so I bugged out - the IT guys might be watching. I downloaded and printed out some stuff - notably "Gunwitches Prerelease Copyright 2002". (Hiya Gunny!)

Even way before the 'Net: Ross Jeffery's promo stuff included a quote from a review that trashed Eric Weber's How To Pickup Girls as just saying "Hit on more women and you'll get laid more."

Thing is I never got Weber's book - but I read that very review - and it changed my life. It was like a lightbulb went off. Every day, I approached at least one woman, and suddenly I was getting laid!

I'm here now because a 20 year old neighbor wanted to get my advice on how to handle co-eds and the games they play. I gave him a little basic advice ("Laugh with them at their games. Laugh AT them if necessary."). I looked at my old print outs.

I was thrilled to see this board after hours of seeing Googled "Pay me money and the 10's will flock to you" sites. At first glance, this place is better than what I thought was a golden age of mASF. Congrats, Chase!

I'll guide my neighbor here.

It'd be bizarre to wing with him - he's half a century younger than me. Grandma/granddaughter sets? LOL.
 
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

Skills

Tribal Elder
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I am old as fuck.

Last century, I was around lurking on usenet ASF until Ray and the trolls drove us off. I went on to post in Formhandle's mASF (same user name). I interacted with Style, before we knew he was Neil Strauss. I watched as Mystery and others turned their game into money-making schemes and did their best to turn the forum into a dick measuring contest.

My only computer was at my workplace, so I bugged out - the IT guys might be watching. I downloaded and printed out some stuff - notably "Gunwitches Prerelease Copyright 2002". (Hiya Gunny!)

Even way before the 'Net: Ross Jeffery's promo stuff included a quote from a review that trashed Eric Weber's How To Pickup Girls as just saying "Hit on more women and you'll get laid more."

Thing is I never got Weber's book - but I read that very review - and it changed my life. It was like a lightbulb went off. Every day, I approached at least one woman, and suddenly I was getting laid!

I'm here now because a 20 year old neighbor wanted to get my advice on how to handle co-eds and the games they play. I gave him a little basic advice ("Laugh with them at their games. Laugh AT them if necessary."). I looked at my old print outs.

I was thrilled to see this board after hours of seeing Googled "Pay me money and the 10's will flock to you" sites. At first glance, this place is better than what I thought was a golden age of mASF. Congrats, Chase!

I'll guide my neighbor here.

It'd be bizarre to wing with him - he's half a century younger than me. Grandma/granddaughter sets? LOL.
gen z is a totally different ball game...
 

Jamster

Space Monkey
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gen z is a totally different ball game...

Thx for replying/welcoming.

Cross-age is a different universe. The oldest I've been with was born in the 30's, the youngest in the 80's. Different? Sure. But all the same, too.
 

Ratata

Tribal Elder
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My dad's a player. He's soon 80. So he beats you! But... sadly he's not on this forum lol. If he was, tho, he'd probably alienate all of you by saying outrageous stuff like "Hey lil Padawan, I've fucked more girls than you've ever jerked off to." Yeah, he's a piece of work, but watching him flirt with random store clerks or info girls or whatever was always hilarious.

Funny story. A friend he used to go bar-hopping with just found out he had yet another daughter! She'd been doing some gene test 23 and me or whatever, and found him through some genealogy web site. So she contacted him.

She'd grown up thinking that her father was dead all this time. Turns out she was the result of a particularly wet day on the town, where he had a threesome. Not the proudest moment for the mother, I suppose, so she kept it her little secret - until the genealogy site revealed her.
 

Francis

Cro-Magnon Man
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Thanks for being here :) and the wisdom

Best part was my radar was tuned. This is critically important. You start regularly approaching, you know what's up. It's rapid.

At the hipster loser parties I'd go to, I could see which women were open. If I stayed sober while the edge-dwelling art students all got wasted, she'd go home with me.

Any approach is better than no approach. Always.

 

Francis

Cro-Magnon Man
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It'd be bizarre to wing with him - he's half a century younger than me. Grandma/granddaughter sets? LOL.
Actually yes... Malls and museums

Can also peel off from each other temporarily, send him in, etc...
 

Jamster

Space Monkey
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I'm here now because a 20 year old neighbor wanted to get my advice on how to handle co-eds and the games they play. I gave him a little basic advice ("Laugh with them at their games. Laugh AT them if necessary.").


It'd be bizarre to wing with him - he's half a century younger than me. Grandma/granddaughter sets? LOL.


My neighbor was freaked out by the existence of this place and resistant to PUA lore. None-the-less, as might be expected sometime this summer, he is no longer a virgin.

This - before I've even complete Day 1 of the newbie assignment ...
 
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