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- she said tonight she has not really dated for real in three years, and has not had sex in one year.
- she said what got her to do it was the way I was texting in what she called "third person"... which is not third person, but is the sub-textual communication with innuendo. She said it was impressive I was able to effectively hold two conversations at once. I forget how she explained it, but what she was trying to say was I was able to communicate (sub-textually) about the sex without dropping the surface level details. she said she knows she can walk in any bar and get laid any time, and she was on and off online dating for a year, but didn't bite on anybody until me. she's slightly older than me and has never been with someone younger before.
- she is very orgasmic. before I put my dick in her she said she came twice already (fingering). when my dick was in her at one point she muttered "5"... we reached 9 in total, which beat her in-person record of 8. her record alone over one hour is 11. part of this is probably because she hasn't had sex in an entire year.
- the biggest anomaly was the fact that she has an incredibly sensitive neck on one side only. at once point I made her cum while biting her neck and dry humping her (we were between rounds and I did not expect her to get going like that). I thought it was the clit stimulation that did it, but she said it was the neck. so another time, I pulled hair hair back and bit/sucked/licked her neck and she came again (convulsions) very quickly with absolutely no stimulation anywhere else besides my upper torso pressed down on hers. I know sex is very mental for girls, but I'm still legitimately shocked. she showed me her porn app, which is audio only (which she enjoys more than visual) of a guy with a very deep voice starting on a date talking to the girl, then getting into sex and kind of losing himself over her. there's no girl part, just like one-sided dialogue, and then lots of sex noises. she said she likes it when a guy is moaning so she knows she's doing a good job. I said you like to feel desired. her eyes lit up and she said "you get it".
- she didn't bring the candle because it's still curing. she said candles plural...
***
Here's the texting... she came right upstairs. no massage. just herbal tea, ice cream we fed each other (sorry sweetheart, still not over it... had to re-anchor with the same flavor), and some conversation solely getting to know her until she was comfortable enough to maintain eye contact.
Me: Penny for your thoughts
Her: Only worth a penny?
Me: Worth a coffee
Is that the worry... Feels like a cheap rental?
Her: No
Me: Tell me...
Her: I'm not cheap nor a rental. Lol but neither am I expensive
More of a sedan
Me: How reliable is the battery?
Her: It's brand new
But it's been unused for about 3 years
Me: Well there's no test drive obligation. The idea is to feel out how comfortable it is and see if it warms up
Her: Well there is a manual
Me: What's step 1, top off the fluids?
Her: Lol sure
Me: Does it take coffee
Her: That's one of the fluids
Me: Well let's see if the engine sparks and then fill it up
Her: What if it doesn't spark.....then what's the next move
Me: Let it rest then reattempt. Or put it back in park. Can't force it
Sometimes it's good to push the primer button for a bit and even wait until another day before trying the gas nozzle
Talk to the mechanic first... Can't start work without a service agreement
Me [a few hours later]: Ok another night let's get a drink. Mine's going to be a soda water with a lime. Maybe come with me to check out [venue] next week. [logistics]
[5 days later...]
Her: Monday?
Me [few hours later: Hiii stranger. Can't now... I could Tues or Wednesday if you want to chat over a tea. If you want to go out like that we can plan ahead
Me [one day later]: I hope you're having a fun weekend
Me [two days later]: I will put you in my calendar any length ahead if we need to work around the kids
[12 days later...]
Her: Me too
A massage sounds almost as good as sex lol
Me: Well you can only choose one
Her: Feet and legs
[dripping mouth emoji]
Me: Maybe if you buy me a soda water and lime first
Her: Deal
Both and I'll buy 2
[devil emoji]
Me: You're a good negotiator. What are the shifts like... There's a good spot for water in my apartment lobby
Her: Lol
How flexible
Kisses in different places cause different massages?
Btw I absolutely adore this word play with you
Me: I think you are absolutely adorable. Get some sleep [her name]! I need your body rested and healed. Don't pull any muscles.
Her: Wait
Review last text
Her: I need to know the terms
Her: What time
And what scent for the candle?
Me: Sunset
Unscented or light if possible. Ventilation isn't ideal
Her: Okay
Do no scent?
Soy based
Candle
Color?
Me: Great! Yes, no scent, light lavender, deep purple, or dark burgundy.
Her: Okay
Me: That's so sweet. Goodnight [her name]
- she said tonight she has not really dated for real in three years, and has not had sex in one year.
- she said what got her to do it was the way I was texting in what she called "third person"... which is not third person, but is the sub-textual communication with innuendo. She said it was impressive I was able to effectively hold two conversations at once. I forget how she explained it, but what she was trying to say was I was able to communicate (sub-textually) about the sex without dropping the surface level details. she said she knows she can walk in any bar and get laid any time, and she was on and off online dating for a year, but didn't bite on anybody until me. she's slightly older than me and has never been with someone younger before.
- she is very orgasmic. before I put my dick in her she said she came twice already (fingering). when my dick was in her at one point she muttered "5"... we reached 9 in total, which beat her in-person record of 8. her record alone over one hour is 11. part of this is probably because she hasn't had sex in an entire year.
- the biggest anomaly was the fact that she has an incredibly sensitive neck on one side only. at once point I made her cum while biting her neck and dry humping her (we were between rounds and I did not expect her to get going like that). I thought it was the clit stimulation that did it, but she said it was the neck. so another time, I pulled hair hair back and bit/sucked/licked her neck and she came again (convulsions) very quickly with absolutely no stimulation anywhere else besides my upper torso pressed down on hers. I know sex is very mental for girls, but I'm still legitimately shocked. she showed me her porn app, which is audio only (which she enjoys more than visual) of a guy with a very deep voice starting on a date talking to the girl, then getting into sex and kind of losing himself over her. there's no girl part, just like one-sided dialogue, and then lots of sex noises. she said she likes it when a guy is moaning so she knows she's doing a good job. I said you like to feel desired. her eyes lit up and she said "you get it".
- she didn't bring the candle because it's still curing. she said candles plural...
***
Here's the texting... she came right upstairs. no massage. just herbal tea, ice cream we fed each other (sorry sweetheart, still not over it... had to re-anchor with the same flavor), and some conversation solely getting to know her until she was comfortable enough to maintain eye contact.
Me [Late February]: Hi [her name], how's online dating treating you? I am from [my city] and currently in [past her city, which is closer to mine] testing a cold weather camping setup in advance of a trip out of state. It's pretty cozy to be honest, but I'm looking for someone who might enjoy the fantasy of taking me in from the cold for a hot shower and a cup of tea. Are you a kind and open minded person? Let's get to know and build some trust with each other first, like over coffee?
Her: Coffee sounds great
Me: Sure, send me your number to text? We can plan to get together. As long as you're aware I'm open to ongoing friendship but not looking for something serious. [note her profile was very long term focused, but she replied to the screening opener]
Her: Well thank you for reaching out but I'm not really looking for something casual [lol did she not read my first message... token ASD]
Me: That's fair! I like that you are open minded to the fantasy anyways... So do you find there's guys that are looking for something serious from the start? I've always thought it takes a few months with someone to feel out the fit anyways [adapted from Skills]. I guess you just need someone open to progressing it eventually. I'd rather avoid leading anybody on.
Her: I'm looking for more actively. I'm not saying get married tomorrow but wanting more is important when starting a relationship. At least so both parties are on the right page.
Me: Yeah that's a mature way to go about it. A lot of people just jump into things without thinking about the future [got this from Skills]. You can really end up hurting somebody. I've always been single my entire life and probably will continue until the point when I'm open to start a family. You had kids young eh? Did that cut your social life off early or did you still get to enjoy going out?
Her: I was straight out of high school when I had [redacted]. I didn't go out much but it's nice that now I can do what I want.
Me: So you've been enjoying the nightlife and such? I [redacted] You should come join me... I'll push you into guys you think are cute.
Her: Lol I'm over the night life but I do enjoy a good time.
Me: Yeah, what do you like doing for a good time?
Her: Drinks, a good book, try new restaurants. Found out I'm not into sushi or Indian food.
Me: What sort of stories do you enjoy reading? My favorite book is My Secret Garden by Nancy Friday. There's a spot in my apartment lobby... You should come and just drink tea and have a practice date.
Her: That could be fun
Me: Ok how about send me your number to text and figure it out around our schedules. I'm [logistics]
Her: I'm [logistics]
Me: Too far?
Her: No not really
Me: Careful with sharing your number? I know I'm a stranger
Her: You wanna text?
Me: Well basically just to plan getting together in real life
Her: Sure
Me: Ok shoot me a message when you get a chance and let's find some time [###-###-####] gotta head back to work ttyl
Her: Coffee sounds great
Me: Sure, send me your number to text? We can plan to get together. As long as you're aware I'm open to ongoing friendship but not looking for something serious. [note her profile was very long term focused, but she replied to the screening opener]
Her: Well thank you for reaching out but I'm not really looking for something casual [lol did she not read my first message... token ASD]
Me: That's fair! I like that you are open minded to the fantasy anyways... So do you find there's guys that are looking for something serious from the start? I've always thought it takes a few months with someone to feel out the fit anyways [adapted from Skills]. I guess you just need someone open to progressing it eventually. I'd rather avoid leading anybody on.
Her: I'm looking for more actively. I'm not saying get married tomorrow but wanting more is important when starting a relationship. At least so both parties are on the right page.
Me: Yeah that's a mature way to go about it. A lot of people just jump into things without thinking about the future [got this from Skills]. You can really end up hurting somebody. I've always been single my entire life and probably will continue until the point when I'm open to start a family. You had kids young eh? Did that cut your social life off early or did you still get to enjoy going out?
Her: I was straight out of high school when I had [redacted]. I didn't go out much but it's nice that now I can do what I want.
Me: So you've been enjoying the nightlife and such? I [redacted] You should come join me... I'll push you into guys you think are cute.
Her: Lol I'm over the night life but I do enjoy a good time.
Me: Yeah, what do you like doing for a good time?
Her: Drinks, a good book, try new restaurants. Found out I'm not into sushi or Indian food.
Me: What sort of stories do you enjoy reading? My favorite book is My Secret Garden by Nancy Friday. There's a spot in my apartment lobby... You should come and just drink tea and have a practice date.
Her: That could be fun
Me: Ok how about send me your number to text and figure it out around our schedules. I'm [logistics]
Her: I'm [logistics]
Me: Too far?
Her: No not really
Me: Careful with sharing your number? I know I'm a stranger
Her: You wanna text?
Me: Well basically just to plan getting together in real life
Her: Sure
Me: Ok shoot me a message when you get a chance and let's find some time [###-###-####] gotta head back to work ttyl
Her: Hey Francis
Her [3 hours later]: It's [her name]
Me [1/2 hour later] Hi [her name! Still out running errands. I saw you do manual labor... Does that mean shifts? I'm off evenings and weekends
Her: Usually
[redacted]
Me: Ah that sucks to hear. Been there, no worries. How's tomorrow night?
Not to rush you... I will be away the weekend so otherwise Tuesday or after's ok
[Chasing, jumped gun to hard close... due to bridging online to text, should start over banter, soft, hard]
Me: Hey guess I scared you off... no pressure though - it can really be a practice date, no expectations. No idea what you're feeling or if dating is all new again to you... but if you're nervous you can bring all that energy, it's totally cool... I had to go on 25 dates before I stopped sweating years ago. I'm [logistics], we can just walk around and stuff, chat in a cafe, whatever...
Her: I haven't dated in over a year
Me: It's easy, I'll teach you... I will let you take notes... just kidding. Whether you want to try outfits or wear sweatpants it's all good. I [redacted]... maybe I can swing through for a quick meet and greet or something so you don't build it up into some big thing in your head
Me [one day later]: Hope the dating's going good! Try Hinge and Bumble if the guys are gross
Her: No luck so far
Me: Maybe the grocery store then..
Her: Lol maybe
Me: It works! Got two numbers this week. [note I am screening here... force framing casual]
Her: That's good!
Lucky
Me: There's less wait and see for guys cause we're the ones who have to say
hello. Kinda sucks for you girls
Me: So if you're not trying a new cuisine tomorrow, what's the plan for Friday night
Her: None yet
Me: I might be passing through around 6 or so tomorrow if you'd like to say hello
Me [next day]: Good morning scaredy cat. I don't believe you are afraid of boys... Are you afraid you're going to like me too much or something. Jk Lol
Her: Lol boys don't scare me
Me: Plans changed tonight but I will be by some point pretty soon... In [near her area]
Her: My car won't start. Think I need a jump. How does this weekend sound
Me: Might be passing through like late morning tomorrow. I've got cables
Me [next day]: Good morning... Late start today... Are you heading anywhere? I could use your help with something actually...
I got this starter that's supposed to pull residual voltage off a dead battery and jump it after a few minutes. It's meant for emergencies when you're stranded.
So I have backup cables but want to test it before ever being stuck somewhere.
Me [that night]: Ok I guess if you were scared for coffee why would you have me over to the house haha
Her: I'm never scared for coffee
Me: Got the wheels running?
Her: Absolutely not
Me: Would you trust me to pick you up for coffee
Her: When?
Me: Late morning? I've got a meditation class in [area... "gated community" report]. Right now I'm laying in bed in [my city]. Otherwise all yours
Her: All mine huh Lol [refer to force frame note above]
Me: Well don't kidnap me or anything... I have to trust you too
Her: Lol
Her [3 hours later]: It's [her name]
Me [1/2 hour later] Hi [her name! Still out running errands. I saw you do manual labor... Does that mean shifts? I'm off evenings and weekends
Her: Usually
[redacted]
Me: Ah that sucks to hear. Been there, no worries. How's tomorrow night?
Not to rush you... I will be away the weekend so otherwise Tuesday or after's ok
[Chasing, jumped gun to hard close... due to bridging online to text, should start over banter, soft, hard]
Me: Hey guess I scared you off... no pressure though - it can really be a practice date, no expectations. No idea what you're feeling or if dating is all new again to you... but if you're nervous you can bring all that energy, it's totally cool... I had to go on 25 dates before I stopped sweating years ago. I'm [logistics], we can just walk around and stuff, chat in a cafe, whatever...
Her: I haven't dated in over a year
Me: It's easy, I'll teach you... I will let you take notes... just kidding. Whether you want to try outfits or wear sweatpants it's all good. I [redacted]... maybe I can swing through for a quick meet and greet or something so you don't build it up into some big thing in your head
Me [one day later]: Hope the dating's going good! Try Hinge and Bumble if the guys are gross
Her: No luck so far
Me: Maybe the grocery store then..
Her: Lol maybe
Me: It works! Got two numbers this week. [note I am screening here... force framing casual]
Her: That's good!
Lucky
Me: There's less wait and see for guys cause we're the ones who have to say
hello. Kinda sucks for you girls
Me: So if you're not trying a new cuisine tomorrow, what's the plan for Friday night
Her: None yet
Me: I might be passing through around 6 or so tomorrow if you'd like to say hello
Me [next day]: Good morning scaredy cat. I don't believe you are afraid of boys... Are you afraid you're going to like me too much or something. Jk Lol
Her: Lol boys don't scare me
Me: Plans changed tonight but I will be by some point pretty soon... In [near her area]
Her: My car won't start. Think I need a jump. How does this weekend sound
Me: Might be passing through like late morning tomorrow. I've got cables
Me [next day]: Good morning... Late start today... Are you heading anywhere? I could use your help with something actually...
I got this starter that's supposed to pull residual voltage off a dead battery and jump it after a few minutes. It's meant for emergencies when you're stranded.
So I have backup cables but want to test it before ever being stuck somewhere.
Me [that night]: Ok I guess if you were scared for coffee why would you have me over to the house haha
Her: I'm never scared for coffee
Me: Got the wheels running?
Her: Absolutely not
Me: Would you trust me to pick you up for coffee
Her: When?
Me: Late morning? I've got a meditation class in [area... "gated community" report]. Right now I'm laying in bed in [my city]. Otherwise all yours
Her: All mine huh Lol [refer to force frame note above]
Me: Well don't kidnap me or anything... I have to trust you too
Her: Lol
Me: Penny for your thoughts
Her: Only worth a penny?
Me: Worth a coffee
Is that the worry... Feels like a cheap rental?
Her: No
Me: Tell me...
Her: I'm not cheap nor a rental. Lol but neither am I expensive
More of a sedan
Me: How reliable is the battery?
Her: It's brand new
But it's been unused for about 3 years
Me: Well there's no test drive obligation. The idea is to feel out how comfortable it is and see if it warms up
Her: Well there is a manual
Me: What's step 1, top off the fluids?
Her: Lol sure
Me: Does it take coffee
Her: That's one of the fluids
Me: Well let's see if the engine sparks and then fill it up
Her: What if it doesn't spark.....then what's the next move
Me: Let it rest then reattempt. Or put it back in park. Can't force it
Sometimes it's good to push the primer button for a bit and even wait until another day before trying the gas nozzle
Talk to the mechanic first... Can't start work without a service agreement
Me [a few hours later]: Ok another night let's get a drink. Mine's going to be a soda water with a lime. Maybe come with me to check out [venue] next week. [logistics]
[5 days later...]
Her: Monday?
Me [few hours later: Hiii stranger. Can't now... I could Tues or Wednesday if you want to chat over a tea. If you want to go out like that we can plan ahead
Me [one day later]: I hope you're having a fun weekend
Me [two days later]: I will put you in my calendar any length ahead if we need to work around the kids
[12 days later...]
Me [Late March]: Love life update please... How's it going
Her: No love yet
But I did get a job
Me: 1 out of 3 ain't bad. How's your health? And congratulations [her name]. Are you happy with it
Her: I start Monday
Perfect health
So 2 out of 3
Me: Sounds like enough to celebrate
Her: Absolutely
Me: Doesn't sound like either of us can do a late Sunday this weekend. I'm writing a midterm til [day]. Maybe you can tell me how it's going later into this week.
Her: Ditto
Me: Ok I'll be in touch with you. Hope it goes great
Her: Good luck with your mid term
Me: Thank you [her name]
Her: You're welcome
[4 days later...]
Her: How did it go?
Me: Actually kicked butt. Feels so relieving after days doing it. Kinda like a job search being over.
How happy are you with the new one out of 10?
Her: [Tom Cruise gif putting on sunglasses] That's awesome!!!
Me: Thanks
No comment on the job huh. Need relief from it already?
Her: Just making me sore
So I would say a solid 6
8 if [redacted]
But my ass and legs are gonna look great lol
Me: 9 with a massage. 6 is enough to celebrate.
Yeah I'm sure your body will adjust nicely.
Make sure to get enough sleep! I'm about to conk out
Her: No love yet
But I did get a job
Me: 1 out of 3 ain't bad. How's your health? And congratulations [her name]. Are you happy with it
Her: I start Monday
Perfect health
So 2 out of 3
Me: Sounds like enough to celebrate
Her: Absolutely
Me: Doesn't sound like either of us can do a late Sunday this weekend. I'm writing a midterm til [day]. Maybe you can tell me how it's going later into this week.
Her: Ditto
Me: Ok I'll be in touch with you. Hope it goes great
Her: Good luck with your mid term
Me: Thank you [her name]
Her: You're welcome
[4 days later...]
Her: How did it go?
Me: Actually kicked butt. Feels so relieving after days doing it. Kinda like a job search being over.
How happy are you with the new one out of 10?
Her: [Tom Cruise gif putting on sunglasses] That's awesome!!!
Me: Thanks
No comment on the job huh. Need relief from it already?Her: Just making me sore
So I would say a solid 6
8 if [redacted]
But my ass and legs are gonna look great lol
Me: 9 with a massage. 6 is enough to celebrate.
Yeah I'm sure your body will adjust nicely.
Make sure to get enough sleep! I'm about to conk out
Her: Me too
A massage sounds almost as good as sex lol
Me: Well you can only choose one
Her: Feet and legs
[dripping mouth emoji]Me: Maybe if you buy me a soda water and lime first
Her: Deal
Both and I'll buy 2
[devil emoji]Me: You're a good negotiator. What are the shifts like... There's a good spot for water in my apartment lobby
Her: [#...]
But I leave at [#...]
So it's more like [#...]
Me: Weekdays? Let's say this weekend then... How flexible are you
Her: Lol what kinda flexible are we talking bout
Me: Afternoon or evening silly... You really need me to bend and stretch those muscles huh [note probably a little uncalibrated...]
Me [several minutes after... I was previous a few minutes in between, longer than her]: Someone's fingers are busy [adapted from Skills]
Her: [redacted long logistics]
But next week well that's all free
Me: Wow you really do need an actual massage
Her: Yes
Me: Deal
Her: Thursday or Friday?
Me: [long logistics]
Ok gotcha. I won't hold you to both waters but you're booked for both legs
Lower back if you're really nice. Feet only if you're extra persuasive
Her: 2 waters and lime is worth a foot and leg massage
Money well spent
Me: See I knew you were a good negotiator
Her: Lower back too? Well then that will earn a kiss [bad frame]
Me: Too late, contract's settled
Her: Lol So water and lime for foot and leg massage .......I wish to make an addendum
Adjust the contract
And he's asleep....
Me: Two waters and lime. You can keep kissing me to rub you in more places... Terms are flexible
But I leave at [#...]
So it's more like [#...]
Me: Weekdays? Let's say this weekend then... How flexible are you
Her: Lol what kinda flexible are we talking bout
Me: Afternoon or evening silly... You really need me to bend and stretch those muscles huh [note probably a little uncalibrated...]
Me [several minutes after... I was previous a few minutes in between, longer than her]: Someone's fingers are busy [adapted from Skills]
Her: [redacted long logistics]
But next week well that's all free
Me: Wow you really do need an actual massage
Her: Yes
Me: Deal
Her: Thursday or Friday?
Me: [long logistics]
Ok gotcha. I won't hold you to both waters but you're booked for both legs
Lower back if you're really nice. Feet only if you're extra persuasive
Her: 2 waters and lime is worth a foot and leg massage
Money well spent
Me: See I knew you were a good negotiator
Her: Lower back too? Well then that will earn a kiss [bad frame]
Me: Too late, contract's settled
Her: Lol So water and lime for foot and leg massage .......I wish to make an addendum
Adjust the contract
And he's asleep....
Me: Two waters and lime. You can keep kissing me to rub you in more places... Terms are flexible
Her: Lol
How flexible
Kisses in different places cause different massages?
Btw I absolutely adore this word play with you
Me: I think you are absolutely adorable. Get some sleep [her name]! I need your body rested and healed. Don't pull any muscles.
Her: Wait
Review last text
Her: I need to know the terms
Me: If that's the type of terms you were imagining I think we can discuss reopening for an addendum
Her: All right
Now we're talking
Negotiate better terms
Me: I admire your creativity in finding a mutually beneficial arrangement.
Her: I prefer to tip the scales in my favor
But you'll enjoy it to so......I guess it would be mutual
Me: I do enjoy massaging. And being kissed in different places. If you are this fiesty of a negotiator you may need to dress for business training and join my team.
A discussion for a different day!
Her: Lol
Tomorrow?
Pencil skirt and a bun?
Me: You have my card...
You got it. And a blouse or button up
Her: Button up.......have to work to take it off
Me: Ok now you have to let me sleep... It's getting vivid
Her: Lol dream of me.....and my lips
Me:
[red lips emoji]
Me: I hope you realize how narrowly you avoided having to kiss my feet.
Her: Oh really
Me: So far. I could easily forget to remind you of the second water.
Her: Lol
So negotiating more terms?
Me: Well that part's set... With one water you'd have to choose one of legs or feet, and/or exercise the kissing clause.
Her: Interesting
So water and lime with a massage with possible kissing clause
Me: Feels like a strong contract structure... Fully revocable with a wide scope. The clause gives a lot of flexibility.
Her: Any changes?
Me: Maybe an option for tea instead, depending if you're going to negotiate something in return. And if I am remembering right, you make candles. Seems appropriate.
Her: I do and I do prefer tea
Unsweet.......or a caramel frappe
I have a very large love for caramel
Me: Ok there's no coffees like that, but they do have herbal teas. I like their ginger.
Her: No frappe?
Me: Although if you're able to bring a candle, I may have an idea for a dessert upstairs
Her: Oh really
When are you looking to have this candle and drink date?
Me: Oh I didn't get it in ink... Let's say April 2 if you're still able.
Her: All right
Now we're talking
Negotiate better terms
Me: I admire your creativity in finding a mutually beneficial arrangement.
Her: I prefer to tip the scales in my favor
But you'll enjoy it to so......I guess it would be mutual
Me: I do enjoy massaging. And being kissed in different places. If you are this fiesty of a negotiator you may need to dress for business training and join my team.
A discussion for a different day!
Her: Lol
Tomorrow?
Pencil skirt and a bun?
Me: You have my card...
You got it. And a blouse or button up
Her: Button up.......have to work to take it off
Me: Ok now you have to let me sleep... It's getting vivid
Her: Lol dream of me.....and my lips
Me:
[red lips emoji]Me: I hope you realize how narrowly you avoided having to kiss my feet.
Her: Oh really
Me: So far. I could easily forget to remind you of the second water.
Her: Lol
So negotiating more terms?
Me: Well that part's set... With one water you'd have to choose one of legs or feet, and/or exercise the kissing clause.
Her: Interesting
So water and lime with a massage with possible kissing clause
Me: Feels like a strong contract structure... Fully revocable with a wide scope. The clause gives a lot of flexibility.
Her: Any changes?
Me: Maybe an option for tea instead, depending if you're going to negotiate something in return. And if I am remembering right, you make candles. Seems appropriate.
Her: I do and I do prefer tea
Unsweet.......or a caramel frappe
I have a very large love for caramel
Me: Ok there's no coffees like that, but they do have herbal teas. I like their ginger.
Her: No frappe?
Me: Although if you're able to bring a candle, I may have an idea for a dessert upstairs
Her: Oh really
When are you looking to have this candle and drink date?
Me: Oh I didn't get it in ink... Let's say April 2 if you're still able.
Her: What time
And what scent for the candle?
Me: Sunset
Unscented or light if possible. Ventilation isn't ideal
Her: Okay
Do no scent?
Soy based
Candle
Color?
Me: Great! Yes, no scent, light lavender, deep purple, or dark burgundy.
Her: Okay
Me: That's so sweet. Goodnight [her name]
Her: Hey
Me: Sounds like an addendum coming...
Her: Lol
Me: My addendum is you have to tell me about yourself in person. Goodnight!
Her: April second
[...]
Her: See you then
Me: Despite the part you adore, I am the world's worst texter. It's a necessary evil to me. Looking forward to seeing you at sunset.
Hope work has been enjoyable or at least good to your legs
Her: I'm off for the week
So legs are good
Me: I suppose there is no need for a massage then
Her: Oh a massage is indeed necessary
[...]
Her: So are we still getting together today/night
Me: Good morning. Deal's a deal. Looks like the sun sets between [# & #pm] if that works. It's [address]
Her: So it says it will take me 30 minutes to get there
Me: Oh really, that's a journey... I could meet earlier if it's easier for getting home
Her: What is your earlier
Me: Whenever after [#]
Her: Okay
I'll text when I'm on my way
Me: Ok if you pull up at the front door I'll meet you there and get you parked.
Her: Okay
Getting in the shower now
Me: Ok be sure to run the hot water on your leg muscles to get them warmed up
[1h 45mins later... thinking maybe flaking... ]
Me: I hope you're enjoying getting ready. Sunset's starting but don't fret ok... We can have a nice long tea downstairs.
Her: Leaving in a few
Me: Ok, drive safe
[A bit over an hour later... definitely thinking flaking now...]
Me: I'm in no rush at all... Just want to make sure you're alright
[15 minutes later... I literally started typing another message pacing her potential cold feet, saying something like it's ok if it's only tea... I did not get a thought fully formed because luckily she texted while I was typing and I backspaced it all...]
Her: 2 mins
Here
Me: Sounds like an addendum coming...
Her: Lol
Me: My addendum is you have to tell me about yourself in person. Goodnight!
Her: April second
[...]
Her: See you then
Me: Despite the part you adore, I am the world's worst texter. It's a necessary evil to me. Looking forward to seeing you at sunset.
Hope work has been enjoyable or at least good to your legs
Her: I'm off for the week
So legs are good
Me: I suppose there is no need for a massage then
Her: Oh a massage is indeed necessary
[...]
Her: So are we still getting together today/night
Me: Good morning. Deal's a deal. Looks like the sun sets between [# & #pm] if that works. It's [address]
Her: So it says it will take me 30 minutes to get there
Me: Oh really, that's a journey... I could meet earlier if it's easier for getting home
Her: What is your earlier
Me: Whenever after [#]
Her: Okay
I'll text when I'm on my way
Me: Ok if you pull up at the front door I'll meet you there and get you parked.
Her: Okay
Getting in the shower now
Me: Ok be sure to run the hot water on your leg muscles to get them warmed up
[1h 45mins later... thinking maybe flaking... ]
Me: I hope you're enjoying getting ready. Sunset's starting but don't fret ok... We can have a nice long tea downstairs.
Her: Leaving in a few
Me: Ok, drive safe
[A bit over an hour later... definitely thinking flaking now...]
Me: I'm in no rush at all... Just want to make sure you're alright
[15 minutes later... I literally started typing another message pacing her potential cold feet, saying something like it's ok if it's only tea... I did not get a thought fully formed because luckily she texted while I was typing and I backspaced it all...]
Her: 2 mins
Here
