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JT Sunshine

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This was a fun one. Girl was super weird and shit-testy, but really hot. I played the “aloof, kind of interested hot guy who escalates” vibes and it worked.

At the bar with my buddy, who has become my new wingman. He’s very shy, but can at least somewhat hold a conversation with women if I make the initial contact. We are walking through the venue to go to the patio, and I make eye contact with a beautiful brunette girl. We have some very intense eye contact, but she is buried in a crowd of people, and we’re headed the other way.

Fast forward an hour later, a couple sets that went nowhere later and I see this same girl with her friend, seems like they’re leaving. As they’re walking by I open with “hope you have a good night”. Terrible, I know…

She turns to me and says “really? Then why didn’t you come talk to me?” I was a little caught off guard, but said “I’m talking to you now, aren’t I?” She said “I thought you were hot, but now I think you’re scared” then turned away. I replied as nonchalantly as I could with “for what it’s worth I think you’re hot too”, then purposely turned back to my friend.

She’s still standing there, but not saying anything. I turn back to her and says “hi”. She replies with “why didn’t you talk to me earlier?” I reply with “why didn’t you talk to ME earlier?” She said “it’s a man’s job to approach a woman”… oh boy…

We exchange names and talk about our nights a bit. She was at a concert with her friend, who wants to get food and go to an after party - but she doesn’t want to go. I suggest that we tag along with them and maybe it won’t be as lame. She says “we’ll see”. I just keep talking to her. The bar is closing at this point so we move outside. My buddy is talking to her (cute) friend but not making much headway. Her friend keeps talking about wanting food. I am tired and want to sleep. My friend is elated that we’re talking to hot girls…

The friend says she’s going around the corner to get pizza, and that we should all come. I say “okay we’ll come, but only for a bit and then I have to go”. I hold out my arm for my girl to take and she just looks at me with a disgusted look. I shot a look right back at her and said “what are you, a virgin?” She locked her arm with mine and said “don’t think anything of this.” Of course I won’t… 😇

Long story short the pizza place is a shit show with a 45 minute wait. I banter with my girl a bunch, constantly teasing as she constantly shit tests me. I wasn’t even trying to be “non-reactive”, but I was legit so tired that I was ready to just grab her number and leave. Looking back I think that made her more and more interested.

I did take her number, and told her I was going to leave. She straight up asked “can I come with you?” I said “sure.” She said “just so you know we aren’t hooking up tonight if you think that’s what this is”. I said “absolutely not, I am just enjoying your company”.

The old me would have taken it at face value, but the new me knows that if I play my cards right, we might end up f*ckin…

Me, my buddy and her walk to my car. She is immediately giving me shit for the car I drive (it’s damn near brand new), but I reply with “that’s hilarious *eye roll*, get in”. She does. Drop my buddy off, it’s almost 3am at this point.

I know from previous conversation she lives fairly close. I tell her straight up “we’re going to go hang out at your place”. She says “no we can’t, it’s messy and I wasn’t planning to have anyone over”. I say “I’m not driving another 30 minutes, I can either drop you off or come over. Your choice”. She agrees to let me come over, then says “I hope you don’t think you’re just coming over to fuck me. That is not happening.” I replied with “all I want to do is watch a movie and cuddle, I am not having sex with you…” and she says “okay whatever”. I’m laughing a bit inside at how uninterested this girl is trying to seem.

We took a pit stop so she could pee behind a dumpster with me as her lookout. Was hilarious. Then got to her place. She said “I need you to wait in the car for 5 mins while I go up and clean, I am super self conscious and didn’t think anyone was coming over tonight”. For the first time what she said felt genuine, so I agreed. After ten minutes and no text I almost left, but she finally gave me her apartment number to buzz…

I get up to her apartment, it’s very small but nice. We sit on the couch and she looks at me and says “we are not having sex tonight”. I say “just making out, got it.” then I proceed to make out with her. She was a very good kisser. After a couple of minutes I say “show me your bedroom, this couch is uncomfortable”. She leads me to the bedroom. We start making out again. I take my shirt off. She says “why are you taking your shirt off?” I reply “it’s hot as fuck in here” then keep making out with her.

I start kissing her neck, then her collarbone, then down her stomach, then i start to unzip her pants. She says “just so you knownwe are not hooking up tonight”. I say “of course not”, then I went down on her for quite a long time. Eventually I took my pants off, and she said “why are you taking your pants off?” To which I replied “you’ll see”.

Needless to say I fucked her til about 6am, she was a total FREAK and she was down for a lot more kinky shit than most girls on the first hookup. I won’t get x-rated, but she enjoyed a lot of really freaky shit.

Moral of the story, don’t believe what a girl says. Play the logistics, and if it seems on, it’s probably on. I’ve never been shit on so hard as this girl did with me. She continually shit tested me, then allowed me to escalate and seemed to enjoy it immensely. Almost like she got off on me passing her shit tests, ignoring her insults and escalating through her token resistance. Definitely one of the hottest girls I’ve been with too.
 

Brassfaced_Jim

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This was a fun one. Girl was super weird and shit-testy, but really hot. I played the “aloof, kind of interested hot guy who escalates” vibes and it worked.

At the bar with my buddy, who has become my new wingman. He’s very shy, but can at least somewhat hold a conversation with women if I make the initial contact. We are walking through the venue to go to the patio, and I make eye contact with a beautiful brunette girl. We have some very intense eye contact, but she is buried in a crowd of people, and we’re headed the other way.

Fast forward an hour later, a couple sets that went nowhere later and I see this same girl with her friend, seems like they’re leaving. As they’re walking by I open with “hope you have a good night”. Terrible, I know…

She turns to me and says “really? Then why didn’t you come talk to me?” I was a little caught off guard, but said “I’m talking to you now, aren’t I?” She said “I thought you were hot, but now I think you’re scared” then turned away. I replied as nonchalantly as I could with “for what it’s worth I think you’re hot too”, then purposely turned back to my friend.

She’s still standing there, but not saying anything. I turn back to her and says “hi”. She replies with “why didn’t you talk to me earlier?” I reply with “why didn’t you talk to ME earlier?” She said “it’s a man’s job to approach a woman”… oh boy…

We exchange names and talk about our nights a bit. She was at a concert with her friend, who wants to get food and go to an after party - but she doesn’t want to go. I suggest that we tag along with them and maybe it won’t be as lame. She says “we’ll see”. I just keep talking to her. The bar is closing at this point so we move outside. My buddy is talking to her (cute) friend but not making much headway. Her friend keeps talking about wanting food. I am tired and want to sleep. My friend is elated that we’re talking to hot girls…

The friend says she’s going around the corner to get pizza, and that we should all come. I say “okay we’ll come, but only for a bit and then I have to go”. I hold out my arm for my girl to take and she just looks at me with a disgusted look. I shot a look right back at her and said “what are you, a virgin?” She locked her arm with mine and said “don’t think anything of this.” Of course I won’t… 😇

Long story short the pizza place is a shit show with a 45 minute wait. I banter with my girl a bunch, constantly teasing as she constantly shit tests me. I wasn’t even trying to be “non-reactive”, but I was legit so tired that I was ready to just grab her number and leave. Looking back I think that made her more and more interested.

I did take her number, and told her I was going to leave. She straight up asked “can I come with you?” I said “sure.” She said “just so you know we aren’t hooking up tonight if you think that’s what this is”. I said “absolutely not, I am just enjoying your company”.

The old me would have taken it at face value, but the new me knows that if I play my cards right, we might end up f*ckin…

Me, my buddy and her walk to my car. She is immediately giving me shit for the car I drive (it’s damn near brand new), but I reply with “that’s hilarious *eye roll*, get in”. She does. Drop my buddy off, it’s almost 3am at this point.

I know from previous conversation she lives fairly close. I tell her straight up “we’re going to go hang out at your place”. She says “no we can’t, it’s messy and I wasn’t planning to have anyone over”. I say “I’m not driving another 30 minutes, I can either drop you off or come over. Your choice”. She agrees to let me come over, then says “I hope you don’t think you’re just coming over to fuck me. That is not happening.” I replied with “all I want to do is watch a movie and cuddle, I am not having sex with you…” and she says “okay whatever”. I’m laughing a bit inside at how uninterested this girl is trying to seem.

We took a pit stop so she could pee behind a dumpster with me as her lookout. Was hilarious. Then got to her place. She said “I need you to wait in the car for 5 mins while I go up and clean, I am super self conscious and didn’t think anyone was coming over tonight”. For the first time what she said felt genuine, so I agreed. After ten minutes and no text I almost left, but she finally gave me her apartment number to buzz…

I get up to her apartment, it’s very small but nice. We sit on the couch and she looks at me and says “we are not having sex tonight”. I say “just making out, got it.” then I proceed to make out with her. She was a very good kisser. After a couple of minutes I say “show me your bedroom, this couch is uncomfortable”. She leads me to the bedroom. We start making out again. I take my shirt off. She says “why are you taking your shirt off?” I reply “it’s hot as fuck in here” then keep making out with her.

I start kissing her neck, then her collarbone, then down her stomach, then i start to unzip her pants. She says “just so you knownwe are not hooking up tonight”. I say “of course not”, then I went down on her for quite a long time. Eventually I took my pants off, and she said “why are you taking your pants off?” To which I replied “you’ll see”.

Needless to say I fucked her til about 6am, she was a total FREAK and she was down for a lot more kinky shit than most girls on the first hookup. I won’t get x-rated, but she enjoyed a lot of really freaky shit.

Moral of the story, don’t believe what a girl says. Play the logistics, and if it seems on, it’s probably on. I’ve never been shit on so hard as this girl did with me. She continually shit tested me, then allowed me to escalate and seemed to enjoy it immensely. Almost like she got off on me passing her shit tests, ignoring her insults and escalating through her token resistance. Definitely one of the hottest girls I’ve been with too.
Awesome LR.
You played all that just right well done
 
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take

Ragnar

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She said “I thought you were hot, but now I think you’re scared” then turned away.

congrats on your lay, @JT Sunshine

this girl flat out told you she thinks you're hot which is great because it makes it very clear she's interested. but from what I've read girls/women in the vast majority of cases aren't this direct when they like a guy--they're usually more subtle.

would you say this was one of those tests' girls give guys?
 

Skills

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congrats on your lay, @JT Sunshine

this girl flat out told you she thinks you're hot which is great because it makes it very clear she's interested. but from what I've read girls/women in the vast majority of cases aren't this direct when they like a guy--they're usually more subtle.

would you say this was one of those tests' girls give guys?
we have been saying this is happening more and more with new gen... We also talk about loose fits/baggy which op is doing... And his fundies are good...(i seen pictures)

also I always said shit test=flirting pre relationship which is a good thing.... Real shit test happen at some points (usually beginning stages of relationships.)

But he handle the flirting correctly, she did most of the work though lol...
 

JT Sunshine

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@Brassfaced_Jim thank you!

@Ragnar yeah it was a little of both. My outfit was on point, and she did tell me later on in the night that I am “totally her type”, however I think she was trying to throw me off my game a bit to see if I got flustered, while still letting me know she was interested.

@Skills she really did a lot of the work for me 😂 all I had to do was keep leading/escalating and stay non-reactive to her comments lol
 
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