i've been wondering about posting LRs because i'm not sure what the point is. lately i've been thinking it seems like bragging. i've written this now so i'll post it in the hopes that maybe some guys can pick up something, or at least enjoy the read. let me know.
prologue
just got back from a short trip to jeju, a spectacularly beautiful little south-korean island. went with a friend who is simultaneously the most friendly guy and able to talk shit with anybody, whilst being awful with girls. i try to help him and guide him in the right direction but he's not ready to listen yet. he is also pretty hardcore, likes to drink and party and get fucked up on various substances. he also has a prescription for ritalin and addarall.
night before we went (flight was at 3 am) there was a party at a bar we frequent. at this party certain white powders are also in attendance. i drag my buddy out of the party so we can get to my place, get our stuff, and go to the airport. we also eat a special kind of brownie each and smoke a j on the way to the airport. all of this preamble is to demonstrate what kind of vibe we have and the mess we are in. probably unnecessary but i've written it now ;-)
flight was hilarious and terrible at the same time. obviously we are wrecked by the time we land. a sleepless night of debauchery then we've gotta find our way around, find a bus to our destination, find a hostel etc etc.
the city is like a ghost town. it's about 10 am and the streets are deserted. we end up at a nice-looking little hostel. there appear to be no guests but they say they have no rooms available, only dorm beds. they take pity on us and give us an early check in so i crash for maybe an hour but he's wired so he's not gonna sleep, nor is he gonna let me sleep. so i rally myself and shower and we go out. the hostel appears to be two sides, dorms where we are and the rooms on the other side nearer the road. the rooms are all named various flowers and things. we try a door marked 'hibiscus' and it's open. it appears to be a regular hotel room being used as a store-room. there's no bed, but piles of sheets and blankets etc on the floor. a bathroom too.
part one
we end up having dinner with this amazing 72yo german dude, he's in terrific shape, traveled all over the world, climbs mountains in morning and swims in the afternoon kind of dude. phenomenal. then we go back to the hostel and have drinks on the roof. it's at this time that my buddy hands me one of his ADD meds. i normally hate that kind of stuff but you'll understand why it was difficult to say no here.
it's a little chilly so i go down in the elevator to get a shirt (i'm in a wifebeater) and as i come out of the room two girls are walking up the stairs away from me. i shout a greeting and they turn to say hello. one is a blond londoner the other turns out to be half indian half english. she is just my type, lovely brown skin, petite, beautiful face. i know immediately that i'm gonna fuck this girl (and this is something i can't explain, i've been meaning to write a post about it, i guess it's like chase's love at first site, but really, every girl i've fucked, over the last year or more, i knew immediately it was gonna happen)
almost the first words out of her mouth are "how long are you here for? we're leaving tomorrow!" game on
so i tell her i'm up on the roof with a couple friends and they should join us. they come up 15 minutes later and we all start drinking and talking. they are actually a lot of fun. cool and funny and not quite as smart as they think they are. 20 years old both of them. yummy.
the german says his goodbyes and leaves us to it. we are on fire, my buddy and i. talking so much shit. but funny funny stuff. teasing the girls mercilessly, well, especially me. but it's all in good fun and everything is going swimmingly. the addarall is kicking in too and i'm unstoppable. i'm twice their age and quite well read and well spoken, and they are basically children. these poor girls had no chance ,-)
we are talking about literature and movies, deconstructing disney movies and the bronte sisters and stuff. i told them my theory that every song in disney's frozen is about a girl losing her virginity. we talk about beauty and the beast and how disney made belle so lovely but she was a real bitch in the original and so shallow and we talked about what we can learn from classic literature and stuff but it was all in very good humour, not serious at all and we were laughing a lot. i was especially teasing blondie, she is an english lit student) telling her how she had a promising career in HR ahead of her. then when she said something dumb i responded to my buddy "did you hear that? she just said bla bla bla. bla bla bla bla bla bla. bla" while opening and closing my hands to mimick her mouth. it went on for a long time not letting them say anything without cutting them off with a bla bla bla.
meanwhile in the back of my mind i've got my mind on separate and escalate which is becoming my new mantra. i think i'm talking with my girl about honesty and i drag her away and say come here then i wanna ask you something. i get her alone and get up in her face, talking quiet and lots of eye contact but we get off topic somehow and end up back with the group. i've been announcing "i like this girl" "she's funny this girl" and so on while putting my arm around her and pulling her into me, so she knows what's up and seems down for sure.
we're still drinking my buddy took at least 4 trips to the store. i ended up just giving him my wallet because i couldn't be bothered. i'm trying to take it easy and telling him to do the same. girls don't wanna fuck a sloppy drunk guy.
my girl also mentioned more than once that she doesn't like guys who think they can get a girl just because they have muscles, she was saying that they are shallow etc. i'm ripped. not like a body builder but like a sprinter or something. i just smiled and was thankful that i'd put on a shirt.
i think at one point the girls leave together and i tell my guy what he's gotta do. basically separate and escalate. tell him she's not gonna fuck me if her friend doesn't get some too, so he's gotta step up.
at one point about 5 or 6 young, early 20s, guys all come up on the roof. my buddy will talk to anyone so off he goes. i think this could spell trouble. my girl mentions several times that we should join the newcomers. i ignore them completely, and i ignore her suggestions and not too soon after the boys leave.
then the four of us together again. i grab my girl again, say "come over her i wanna talk to you" or something, and drag her away. then all hell breaks loose. suddenly everyone is angry at me. i don't even know what's up. hindsight tells me that the other two are pissed at me for trying to separate my girl.
i really don't know how it started it was so sudden. they are saying we should just sit down and i'm saying no i'm going over here. then my buddy pipes up "i think you should just sit down and relax" that motherfucker i still haven't explained to him how unacceptable that was. i flip out actually and start shouting at people and my buddy takes my girl, says come on, and takes her away to another part of the room. motherfucker he leaves me with blondie who is shouting at me and angry and i literally had to shout her down then smash her in the face with logic. i told her
" i don't even know what's going on right now. you're angry at me but that's your problem. i don't give a shit about you. i don't care and i mean this in the nicest possible way, i think you're cool and i enjoy talking to you but i don't care what you think about me. i like your friend.i fucking like her." i was shouting quite angrily i lost my cool for sure. i said "she's cool and funny and she's fucking sexy. and she likes me. and you're stopping that from happening. you can't understand. if i was your age i'd be really fucking angry at you for doing what you're doing. but now i see things more clearly i know that this is your problem not mine. you're selfish. but you can't understand what things are really like because you're too young."
and she melted. she let out a big sigh and admitted " you're right. i don't want her to go with you because if you do i think your friend with expect me to go with him and i have a boyfriend i don't want to do that."
this was a real moment and the atmosphere changed so suddenly. i said "that makes perfect sense. i'm so glad you told me i can totally understand where you're coming from. thank you for telling me" and we had a hug and went to join the other two. i sat next to my girl, the indian, and there was a subdued vibe for a while which picked up a little. it's late now but i still need to separate and escalate. i suggest a walk to my girl and she agrees. she knows what's up but she keeps testing me. "walk? walk where? where do you wanna walk to it's late and dark" etc etc. i just keep going. "let's get some water" we go to the store and my fucking wallet's empty that motherfucker spent all my money! i had to scrounge some cash from my girl. we walk around and she's being all coquettish. i keep dragging her into secluded areas and making out with her but then she'll back turn and walk off. it's actually kinda cute and clearly just a matter of time. my plan is to drag her somewhere and fuck her but with her coquettish behaviour it's taking a little longer than i imagined. she also keeps calling me weird. "you're such a weirdo!" i think she expects me to say "what? why am i weird?" and be defensive but i don't give a fuck. i am welrd. i just laugh and say "i know" every time.
we walked quite far (i was surprised by the distance when i covered it the following day with my friend) but i'm glad of the walk and the water because i'm not entirely sure yet that i'll get a boner, due to the drugs and booze, and i didn't wanna disappoint this poor girl.
we end up back at the hostel and now my plan is to fuck her in the swing chair outside so i sit in and pull her on top of me and make out with her when my buddy comes staggering around the corner. motherfucking motherfucker. "oh hey i found you. i woke up and had no one to talk to." what the fuck is wrong with this guy? anyway i get my revenge later in this story. he sits down and for ten minutes i drop very strong hints that he should leave. then i pull out my phone and message him "fuck off" and tell him to look at the time on his phone. he looks at the message and ignores it and keeps on fucking talking. i push my girl up, stand up and grab her hand and march off to (can't believe i hadn't thought of this before!!!!!!) hibiscus room, open the door, drag her inside and smash her on a pile of blankets. all the time she keeps saying "you're so weird" hahahahahahaha
part two
next night we find ourselves on the roof with 3 korean girls. we made a lot of noise the previous night so i'm shushing everyone and telling them "bedroom voice, bedroom voice" i have a sexy voice, for sure, i get told a lot, and my girl tells her friends the same thing. i keep thinking separate and escalate, separate and escalate and i'm telling my buddy the same thing. "decide which one (of the remaining two) you want, get her alone and do it!" i told him, but he's fucking useless.
i already have my girl sitting on my knee and my hand far up her skirt and so on. so i suggest a walk and she readily agrees. i take her hand, down the elevator and march straight to the hibiscus room! job done. there's nothing more to say about this, it was so effortless. separate and escalate hard and fast - good-looking-guy game basically. i think i'm an ugly boring asshole, TBH, but people always tell me how handsome and charming i am.
i have to say, she was one of the best fucks ever.
part three shall follow. no time now.
prologue
just got back from a short trip to jeju, a spectacularly beautiful little south-korean island. went with a friend who is simultaneously the most friendly guy and able to talk shit with anybody, whilst being awful with girls. i try to help him and guide him in the right direction but he's not ready to listen yet. he is also pretty hardcore, likes to drink and party and get fucked up on various substances. he also has a prescription for ritalin and addarall.
night before we went (flight was at 3 am) there was a party at a bar we frequent. at this party certain white powders are also in attendance. i drag my buddy out of the party so we can get to my place, get our stuff, and go to the airport. we also eat a special kind of brownie each and smoke a j on the way to the airport. all of this preamble is to demonstrate what kind of vibe we have and the mess we are in. probably unnecessary but i've written it now ;-)
flight was hilarious and terrible at the same time. obviously we are wrecked by the time we land. a sleepless night of debauchery then we've gotta find our way around, find a bus to our destination, find a hostel etc etc.
the city is like a ghost town. it's about 10 am and the streets are deserted. we end up at a nice-looking little hostel. there appear to be no guests but they say they have no rooms available, only dorm beds. they take pity on us and give us an early check in so i crash for maybe an hour but he's wired so he's not gonna sleep, nor is he gonna let me sleep. so i rally myself and shower and we go out. the hostel appears to be two sides, dorms where we are and the rooms on the other side nearer the road. the rooms are all named various flowers and things. we try a door marked 'hibiscus' and it's open. it appears to be a regular hotel room being used as a store-room. there's no bed, but piles of sheets and blankets etc on the floor. a bathroom too.
part one
we end up having dinner with this amazing 72yo german dude, he's in terrific shape, traveled all over the world, climbs mountains in morning and swims in the afternoon kind of dude. phenomenal. then we go back to the hostel and have drinks on the roof. it's at this time that my buddy hands me one of his ADD meds. i normally hate that kind of stuff but you'll understand why it was difficult to say no here.
it's a little chilly so i go down in the elevator to get a shirt (i'm in a wifebeater) and as i come out of the room two girls are walking up the stairs away from me. i shout a greeting and they turn to say hello. one is a blond londoner the other turns out to be half indian half english. she is just my type, lovely brown skin, petite, beautiful face. i know immediately that i'm gonna fuck this girl (and this is something i can't explain, i've been meaning to write a post about it, i guess it's like chase's love at first site, but really, every girl i've fucked, over the last year or more, i knew immediately it was gonna happen)
almost the first words out of her mouth are "how long are you here for? we're leaving tomorrow!" game on
so i tell her i'm up on the roof with a couple friends and they should join us. they come up 15 minutes later and we all start drinking and talking. they are actually a lot of fun. cool and funny and not quite as smart as they think they are. 20 years old both of them. yummy.
the german says his goodbyes and leaves us to it. we are on fire, my buddy and i. talking so much shit. but funny funny stuff. teasing the girls mercilessly, well, especially me. but it's all in good fun and everything is going swimmingly. the addarall is kicking in too and i'm unstoppable. i'm twice their age and quite well read and well spoken, and they are basically children. these poor girls had no chance ,-)
we are talking about literature and movies, deconstructing disney movies and the bronte sisters and stuff. i told them my theory that every song in disney's frozen is about a girl losing her virginity. we talk about beauty and the beast and how disney made belle so lovely but she was a real bitch in the original and so shallow and we talked about what we can learn from classic literature and stuff but it was all in very good humour, not serious at all and we were laughing a lot. i was especially teasing blondie, she is an english lit student) telling her how she had a promising career in HR ahead of her. then when she said something dumb i responded to my buddy "did you hear that? she just said bla bla bla. bla bla bla bla bla bla. bla" while opening and closing my hands to mimick her mouth. it went on for a long time not letting them say anything without cutting them off with a bla bla bla.
meanwhile in the back of my mind i've got my mind on separate and escalate which is becoming my new mantra. i think i'm talking with my girl about honesty and i drag her away and say come here then i wanna ask you something. i get her alone and get up in her face, talking quiet and lots of eye contact but we get off topic somehow and end up back with the group. i've been announcing "i like this girl" "she's funny this girl" and so on while putting my arm around her and pulling her into me, so she knows what's up and seems down for sure.
we're still drinking my buddy took at least 4 trips to the store. i ended up just giving him my wallet because i couldn't be bothered. i'm trying to take it easy and telling him to do the same. girls don't wanna fuck a sloppy drunk guy.
my girl also mentioned more than once that she doesn't like guys who think they can get a girl just because they have muscles, she was saying that they are shallow etc. i'm ripped. not like a body builder but like a sprinter or something. i just smiled and was thankful that i'd put on a shirt.
i think at one point the girls leave together and i tell my guy what he's gotta do. basically separate and escalate. tell him she's not gonna fuck me if her friend doesn't get some too, so he's gotta step up.
at one point about 5 or 6 young, early 20s, guys all come up on the roof. my buddy will talk to anyone so off he goes. i think this could spell trouble. my girl mentions several times that we should join the newcomers. i ignore them completely, and i ignore her suggestions and not too soon after the boys leave.
then the four of us together again. i grab my girl again, say "come over her i wanna talk to you" or something, and drag her away. then all hell breaks loose. suddenly everyone is angry at me. i don't even know what's up. hindsight tells me that the other two are pissed at me for trying to separate my girl.
i really don't know how it started it was so sudden. they are saying we should just sit down and i'm saying no i'm going over here. then my buddy pipes up "i think you should just sit down and relax" that motherfucker i still haven't explained to him how unacceptable that was. i flip out actually and start shouting at people and my buddy takes my girl, says come on, and takes her away to another part of the room. motherfucker he leaves me with blondie who is shouting at me and angry and i literally had to shout her down then smash her in the face with logic. i told her
" i don't even know what's going on right now. you're angry at me but that's your problem. i don't give a shit about you. i don't care and i mean this in the nicest possible way, i think you're cool and i enjoy talking to you but i don't care what you think about me. i like your friend.i fucking like her." i was shouting quite angrily i lost my cool for sure. i said "she's cool and funny and she's fucking sexy. and she likes me. and you're stopping that from happening. you can't understand. if i was your age i'd be really fucking angry at you for doing what you're doing. but now i see things more clearly i know that this is your problem not mine. you're selfish. but you can't understand what things are really like because you're too young."
and she melted. she let out a big sigh and admitted " you're right. i don't want her to go with you because if you do i think your friend with expect me to go with him and i have a boyfriend i don't want to do that."
this was a real moment and the atmosphere changed so suddenly. i said "that makes perfect sense. i'm so glad you told me i can totally understand where you're coming from. thank you for telling me" and we had a hug and went to join the other two. i sat next to my girl, the indian, and there was a subdued vibe for a while which picked up a little. it's late now but i still need to separate and escalate. i suggest a walk to my girl and she agrees. she knows what's up but she keeps testing me. "walk? walk where? where do you wanna walk to it's late and dark" etc etc. i just keep going. "let's get some water" we go to the store and my fucking wallet's empty that motherfucker spent all my money! i had to scrounge some cash from my girl. we walk around and she's being all coquettish. i keep dragging her into secluded areas and making out with her but then she'll back turn and walk off. it's actually kinda cute and clearly just a matter of time. my plan is to drag her somewhere and fuck her but with her coquettish behaviour it's taking a little longer than i imagined. she also keeps calling me weird. "you're such a weirdo!" i think she expects me to say "what? why am i weird?" and be defensive but i don't give a fuck. i am welrd. i just laugh and say "i know" every time.
we walked quite far (i was surprised by the distance when i covered it the following day with my friend) but i'm glad of the walk and the water because i'm not entirely sure yet that i'll get a boner, due to the drugs and booze, and i didn't wanna disappoint this poor girl.
we end up back at the hostel and now my plan is to fuck her in the swing chair outside so i sit in and pull her on top of me and make out with her when my buddy comes staggering around the corner. motherfucking motherfucker. "oh hey i found you. i woke up and had no one to talk to." what the fuck is wrong with this guy? anyway i get my revenge later in this story. he sits down and for ten minutes i drop very strong hints that he should leave. then i pull out my phone and message him "fuck off" and tell him to look at the time on his phone. he looks at the message and ignores it and keeps on fucking talking. i push my girl up, stand up and grab her hand and march off to (can't believe i hadn't thought of this before!!!!!!) hibiscus room, open the door, drag her inside and smash her on a pile of blankets. all the time she keeps saying "you're so weird" hahahahahahaha
part two
next night we find ourselves on the roof with 3 korean girls. we made a lot of noise the previous night so i'm shushing everyone and telling them "bedroom voice, bedroom voice" i have a sexy voice, for sure, i get told a lot, and my girl tells her friends the same thing. i keep thinking separate and escalate, separate and escalate and i'm telling my buddy the same thing. "decide which one (of the remaining two) you want, get her alone and do it!" i told him, but he's fucking useless.
i already have my girl sitting on my knee and my hand far up her skirt and so on. so i suggest a walk and she readily agrees. i take her hand, down the elevator and march straight to the hibiscus room! job done. there's nothing more to say about this, it was so effortless. separate and escalate hard and fast - good-looking-guy game basically. i think i'm an ugly boring asshole, TBH, but people always tell me how handsome and charming i am.
i have to say, she was one of the best fucks ever.
part three shall follow. no time now.
