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>Girl sitting outside
>Pulls out her phone and goes into Happn
>Starts swiping
>Dude on the app walks past her, she gives him massive IOI's, mutual eye contact, lots of smiling etc
>She swipes right on him and i assume he does so too shortly after
>They go on a date
What the fuck is this total nonsense even lmao. Walks past a lone, hot girl giving you huge approach invitation and you just walk past her like "Ahh can't wait to push a colourful button on my phone later" ??? What even. God forbid you go say hello to her, just push a button. Fuck that shit. Happn is probably the worst dating app. "Here are the single women you walked past today, do you wish to push green button or red button?"
Edit: Haha the ad says in the end "Find the people who crossed your path" Thanks, computer, i don't have fucking eyes in my head!
