Be a Palm Writer, Not a Palm Reader

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I used to do palm reading. Now I do palm writing. I'll ask for the girl's hand and start looking at the lines on it. If she asks if I do palm reading, I say no - I do palm writing. Girls always get confused when I say this. I explain that I am the person who writes on the palm, and the next time they have their palm read, the palm reader will read what I have wrote.

Then I trace some words on the girl's palm with my finger. You can imagine the possibilities that open up from this.