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Last night a few buddies and I went to checkout the House of Blues as it apparently gets packed out on Sunday nights.
We arrived at the bar and were one of the first people there with a few other groups of girls around and about. I approached a group of 4 girls by myself and got into a somewhat charming conversation with a blonde girl in a bright multi colored dress. My friend also soon joined the conversation and chatted up another girl in the group.
Things were going pretty swimmingly and I could tell the girl was becoming attracted.
Her friend who I hardly noticed sitting next to her then looks up at me after I made a somewhat risqué, possibly offensive, comment and gets a massive bitch tude with me.
She's clearly intoxicated and tells me "you are soooooooo annoying! Time for you to leave! Goodbye! Go away" which I find highly amusing yet at the same time quite rude.
I tell her very emphatically to "be niccceee
I'm a nice man! how's your night going?" which throws her off a bit but she doesn't drop the bitch tude and tells me I'm a "annoying asshole bitch" and walks away.
I find these girls occasionally and am always quite turned off by the majority of them. These girls that get drunk and get into this massive diva princess headspace and act/talk as if they are supreme beings over everyone. I tend to believe these girls are just really horny and acting it out in order to find a man that will make them submit but I can't say for sure my theory is correct.
Anyway I ask the girl I was originally talking to if her friend is always soo charming with strangers, in which she excuses her for being drunk.
We start conversing again and then 2 minutes later bitch tude comes back over for more fun.
She tells me to fuck off and I just ignore it and address her directly and give her attention. I don't remember what I said but for about a minute or two I broke bitch tude's frame and she was actually starting to get attracted to me.... until I said an obnoxious, possibly offensive, comment which turned her bitch tude back on full force.
We were having quite an energized back and forth banter me not taking anything she says seriously and doing my best to hit her button that will make her submit and shutup.
I fail to do this and she comes within arms reach of me and with all her might takes her hand back and slaps the shit out of me as hard as she can.
I'm in a state of amazement and laughter as I think that's probably the most awesome way I've ever started a night off in my entire career of pimping.
The friends apologize and we go find less annoying people to talk with
-Rob
We arrived at the bar and were one of the first people there with a few other groups of girls around and about. I approached a group of 4 girls by myself and got into a somewhat charming conversation with a blonde girl in a bright multi colored dress. My friend also soon joined the conversation and chatted up another girl in the group.
Things were going pretty swimmingly and I could tell the girl was becoming attracted.
Her friend who I hardly noticed sitting next to her then looks up at me after I made a somewhat risqué, possibly offensive, comment and gets a massive bitch tude with me.
She's clearly intoxicated and tells me "you are soooooooo annoying! Time for you to leave! Goodbye! Go away" which I find highly amusing yet at the same time quite rude.
I tell her very emphatically to "be niccceee
I'm a nice man! how's your night going?" which throws her off a bit but she doesn't drop the bitch tude and tells me I'm a "annoying asshole bitch" and walks away. I find these girls occasionally and am always quite turned off by the majority of them. These girls that get drunk and get into this massive diva princess headspace and act/talk as if they are supreme beings over everyone. I tend to believe these girls are just really horny and acting it out in order to find a man that will make them submit but I can't say for sure my theory is correct.
Anyway I ask the girl I was originally talking to if her friend is always soo charming with strangers, in which she excuses her for being drunk.
We start conversing again and then 2 minutes later bitch tude comes back over for more fun.
She tells me to fuck off and I just ignore it and address her directly and give her attention. I don't remember what I said but for about a minute or two I broke bitch tude's frame and she was actually starting to get attracted to me.... until I said an obnoxious, possibly offensive, comment which turned her bitch tude back on full force.
We were having quite an energized back and forth banter me not taking anything she says seriously and doing my best to hit her button that will make her submit and shutup.
I fail to do this and she comes within arms reach of me and with all her might takes her hand back and slaps the shit out of me as hard as she can.
I'm in a state of amazement and laughter as I think that's probably the most awesome way I've ever started a night off in my entire career of pimping.
The friends apologize and we go find less annoying people to talk with
-Rob
