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Pretty similar street pick up to my previous ones; I direct approached after catching her looking at me as she walked by and we lock eyes momentarily. Chatted for about 5 minutes then number closed. Below are text exchanges.
Me: Hey hope you had a fun night in our hood. Btw what did you mean last night when you said you weren't free?
Her: I'm a lesbian
Me: Great i like girls too. Seems like we'll get along well
Her: Yeah I've been looking for a wingman!
Me: Only if you mutually wingwoman
Me: Wait, but we'd be like competing then
Her: May the best person win
Me: Lols sounds like a plan. How was the hookah
Her: We didn't end up going :/
Me: Aww why? Come chill again. We'll smoke and brainstorm some winging strategies
Her: Haha I'm not 18
Me: Aww we can't be brainstorming then =/
Her: I know <\3
I decided to next her because of her age, but she texts me two days later:
Her: Hey youuu, do you smoke anything else besides hooka?
Me: I'm not a lawyer but I think it's illegal for you to be inhaling anything other than air lol
Her: Fun fact: smoking 30 minutes of hooka is equivalent to smoking 100 cigarettes
Her: & I turn 18 in a week
Her: In a week, it'll be legal for me to do a lot of other things)))
Me: Ooh I didn't know i was speaking with a doctor. I'd love to brainstorm with one all day
Her: Oh I'm not doctor, just a sexy pre-nursing student who would love to brainstorm with you
Me: We definitely can't be working in the same hospital haha
Me: Got crazy plans for your 18th?
Her: Yes! I have a midterm on birthday! #TurnUp
Me: You're possibly the wildest nurse I'll ever meet
Me: Lol, afterwards though?
[Irrelevant logistical texts occur here]
Her: Haha I mean it's been 3 very harsh weeks for me, I think consuming certain goods would do be a little good don't you think
Me: Lol freshman
Me: Sure, relief shall be provided
Her: What do you mean "lol freshman"
Her: I'm kinda salty
Me: It's your first quarter. You'll for sure experience harder things
[Irrelevant logistical texts occur here]
I asked her for her Facebook (because I forgot what she looked like lol) but she declines saying she uses it for family only. I'm legitimately busy for the next 2 or 3 days, so I don't exchange texts with her. I felt like it was too much of a silence, so I decided to give her a call with the reason of "I decided to give you a call because I forgot what you sounded like". I think I caught her off guard and she sounded nervous, so the phone conversation was a bit awkward. I cut it short. It was almost all smalltalk and we loosely set up a date for the weekend after her midterm/birthday. A few minutes later, she sends me a friend request on Facebook. LOL
A few days later, I look through my Snapchat stories and see her at the hookah lounge down the street, so I message her. I was a bit drunk and I thought it would be funny to offer her my floor to sleep on as a half-assed booty call, but she rejects. Damn it, that was an unnecessary negative compliance. Dumbass drunk me lol. I fall asleep and text her the day after
Me: Sup miss? How's your weekend looking?
Her: Hey! I don't really have any plans with weekend besides studying for ANOTHER anatomy midterm (lab)
Her: Wbu
Me: I'm pretty much gonna be working on my laptop until the quarter ends lol. But I think i got a date tomorrow with this chica I'm talking to, so that's kinda cool =p
Her: Nice!! Where is it at?
Me: I haven't decided yet. Depends what time you're free
Her: I free whenever
Her: Where are you taking me!
Me: Haha if i told you then it'd kill the excitement
Her: How do I know you're not going to kidnap me
Me: Well i can tell you that i won't, but anyone can lie, so better bring a mace lol
Me: But if i had bad intentions i think i wouldn't have cared whether you were legally old enough or not
Her: Haha that is true, I will still bring a taser just in case
Me: Sure, I'll bring extra batteries in case lol. How does 4 sound tomorrow?
[Irrelevant logistical texts]
Her: You should totally tell me where we're going lol
Me: It'll be hot tomorrow so I'm considering Santa Monica or Venice as top choices. Grab something cold and wander about. Did you have a place you wanted to check out?
Her: Can I bring a friend lol
Me: Might be better to bring 2 in that case so they can keep each other company
Her: Haha alright sounds good
Her: Venice sounds best!
I texted the last part hoping that it would make her more comfortable and end up not bringing any friends. Then I realized, WTF am I doing? I personally really wanted to go to the beach, but the situation didn't turn out to be conducive to sex.
Me: Hey, i thought i had more time than i actually do. Are you okay with getting acquainted over coffee instead?
Her: Even better!! Gives me more time to study
Me: Haha perfect, I'll call you when i get to your campus.
Her: Sounds good
So I picked her up and we went to a pretty cafe. Just her, no friends. =]
I'm pretty sure we talked more than we needed to, but she VERY RARELY made eye contact with me. Very opposite of how she was behaving on text. I wasn't sure if she was super submissive or super nervous or what, so I thought conversation would help loosen her up and get her more comfortable. Her awkward timidness made it feel awkward for me to escalate sexually at the time, but now that I think about it, I should have. Smoothly. Somehow. Below are some conversation excerpts
(As I'm picking her up from her all-girls Catholic university campus)
Me: Wait...are we gonna get in trouble? Am I allowed to be here?
Her: No, we're fine. Some girls have their boyfriends over. They even sleep over sometimes
(I took it as a hint, her telling me her dorm is an option)
(While on the topic of her super religious and strict mom)
Me: Would your mom be mad if she knew you were doing this?
Her: Doing what?
Me: This...being out with some random guy
Her: No, she wouldn't mind
(Started talking more about "sinful" things)
Her: I get tired of doing stuff, then confessing, then doing stuff, then confessing
Me: Then just don't confess
I also asked her "What do you think about me so far?". I don't remember her exact response, but it was good and indicated heightened comfort, so I invited her for drinks at the rooftop of an apartment across the street from where I live. On the rooftop, I remember responding with "I like it moist" to something that she said, but she didn't get it until a bit later lol...at this point things just felt weird and unsexual for me, and I wasted too much time dragging this on, so I decided to take her home.
In the car on the way to her dorm, I decided to try one more time since she mentioned it was okay for guys to visit.
Me: Are you usually shy?
Her: No...just pensive.
Me: About?
Her: About my roommate
Me: What about her?
Her: She'll be home for the weekend
I just looked at her and smiled. She kept looking forward and downward...STILL not returning much eye contact. We get back to her dorm and she gets out of my car with the bottle of alcohol we bought for the rooftop
Me: WTF? That's mine
Her: It's mine now
Me: I'll trade you for tea (she mentioned having a lot of tea in her dorm)
Her: Okay, how many packets do you want?
Me: (I stared at her like "Really? You can't tell what I'm really tryna do here?")
Her: (She gets it after a second) Or do you want to come up and I'll make you some?
Me: Yeah that sounds good, where can I park?
So now we're in her empty dorm room and she's making me tea. A few minutes later I move in for a kiss but she yells "WHOA! STOP!" and pushes me away. I freak out a bit since it's an all-girls Catholic university, but I soon realize she's just playing. We playfully struggle with each other standing up, where I'm trying to get my bottle of alcohol and she's trying to keep it away. So I'd be behind her and holding her while rubbing my dick on her ass and stuff, then I'd let her break free because she keeps yelling "NO" or "STOP" or "LET ME GO" or other stuff that'd freak out any non-rapist male in that situation lol.
Her: I gotta study for my anatomy midterm and I'm on my period!
Me: Sure, I know one of those is true
Her: Maybe
Me: I can help you with the midterm. Left cheek, right cheek (and I smack her ass left and right)
After that I'm groping her more lol. Then she breaks free again and seats herself down on her chair.
Her: If you want this...you gotta do more
So I just walk over to her and grab her tits casually lol. She slaps my arm away, but afterwards I'm freely playing with her tits and ass whenever I trap her in my arms. I try for a kiss again.
Her: I have herpes
Me: Oh yeah? Does it taste good?
Her: STOOOP!
God damn it stop yelling that type of shit I dun wanna go to jail.
Her: I've never done it with an Asian before
Me: Cool, tonight will be your first
Then she pretty much confesses she wants to fuck but she has some internal dilemma, which I think is kinda bullshit. I just think she wants me to be a bit more forceful. I've done rape roleplay before, but not inside the dorm of an all-girls fucking Catholic university lol. I considered asking her something like "you like this whole struggling thing don't you?", but at this point I was tired, had a bunch of shit to do, felt blue balls coming, and had to take a shit. So I just left.
Meh.
Me: Hey hope you had a fun night in our hood. Btw what did you mean last night when you said you weren't free?
Her: I'm a lesbian
Me: Great i like girls too. Seems like we'll get along well
Her: Yeah I've been looking for a wingman!
Me: Only if you mutually wingwoman
Me: Wait, but we'd be like competing then
Her: May the best person win
Me: Lols sounds like a plan. How was the hookah
Her: We didn't end up going :/
Me: Aww why? Come chill again. We'll smoke and brainstorm some winging strategies
Her: Haha I'm not 18
Me: Aww we can't be brainstorming then =/
Her: I know <\3
I decided to next her because of her age, but she texts me two days later:
Her: Hey youuu, do you smoke anything else besides hooka?
Me: I'm not a lawyer but I think it's illegal for you to be inhaling anything other than air lol
Her: Fun fact: smoking 30 minutes of hooka is equivalent to smoking 100 cigarettes
Her: & I turn 18 in a week
Her: In a week, it'll be legal for me to do a lot of other things
)))Me: Ooh I didn't know i was speaking with a doctor. I'd love to brainstorm with one all day
Her: Oh I'm not doctor, just a sexy pre-nursing student who would love to brainstorm with you
Me: We definitely can't be working in the same hospital haha
Me: Got crazy plans for your 18th?
Her: Yes! I have a midterm on birthday! #TurnUp
Me: You're possibly the wildest nurse I'll ever meet
Me: Lol, afterwards though?
[Irrelevant logistical texts occur here]
Her: Haha I mean it's been 3 very harsh weeks for me, I think consuming certain goods would do be a little good don't you think
Me: Lol freshman
Me: Sure, relief shall be provided
Her: What do you mean "lol freshman"
Her: I'm kinda salty
Me: It's your first quarter. You'll for sure experience harder things
[Irrelevant logistical texts occur here]
I asked her for her Facebook (because I forgot what she looked like lol) but she declines saying she uses it for family only. I'm legitimately busy for the next 2 or 3 days, so I don't exchange texts with her. I felt like it was too much of a silence, so I decided to give her a call with the reason of "I decided to give you a call because I forgot what you sounded like". I think I caught her off guard and she sounded nervous, so the phone conversation was a bit awkward. I cut it short. It was almost all smalltalk and we loosely set up a date for the weekend after her midterm/birthday. A few minutes later, she sends me a friend request on Facebook. LOL
A few days later, I look through my Snapchat stories and see her at the hookah lounge down the street, so I message her. I was a bit drunk and I thought it would be funny to offer her my floor to sleep on as a half-assed booty call, but she rejects. Damn it, that was an unnecessary negative compliance. Dumbass drunk me lol. I fall asleep and text her the day after
Me: Sup miss? How's your weekend looking?
Her: Hey! I don't really have any plans with weekend besides studying for ANOTHER anatomy midterm (lab)
Her: Wbu
Me: I'm pretty much gonna be working on my laptop until the quarter ends lol. But I think i got a date tomorrow with this chica I'm talking to, so that's kinda cool =p
Her: Nice!! Where is it at?
Me: I haven't decided yet. Depends what time you're free
Her: I free whenever
Her: Where are you taking me!
Me: Haha if i told you then it'd kill the excitement
Her: How do I know you're not going to kidnap me
Me: Well i can tell you that i won't, but anyone can lie, so better bring a mace lol
Me: But if i had bad intentions i think i wouldn't have cared whether you were legally old enough or not
Her: Haha that is true, I will still bring a taser just in case
Me: Sure, I'll bring extra batteries in case lol. How does 4 sound tomorrow?
[Irrelevant logistical texts]
Her: You should totally tell me where we're going lol
Me: It'll be hot tomorrow so I'm considering Santa Monica or Venice as top choices. Grab something cold and wander about. Did you have a place you wanted to check out?
Her: Can I bring a friend lol
Me: Might be better to bring 2 in that case so they can keep each other company
Her: Haha alright sounds good
Her: Venice sounds best!
I texted the last part hoping that it would make her more comfortable and end up not bringing any friends. Then I realized, WTF am I doing? I personally really wanted to go to the beach, but the situation didn't turn out to be conducive to sex.
Me: Hey, i thought i had more time than i actually do. Are you okay with getting acquainted over coffee instead?
Her: Even better!! Gives me more time to study
Me: Haha perfect, I'll call you when i get to your campus.
Her: Sounds good
So I picked her up and we went to a pretty cafe. Just her, no friends. =]
I'm pretty sure we talked more than we needed to, but she VERY RARELY made eye contact with me. Very opposite of how she was behaving on text. I wasn't sure if she was super submissive or super nervous or what, so I thought conversation would help loosen her up and get her more comfortable. Her awkward timidness made it feel awkward for me to escalate sexually at the time, but now that I think about it, I should have. Smoothly. Somehow. Below are some conversation excerpts
(As I'm picking her up from her all-girls Catholic university campus)
Me: Wait...are we gonna get in trouble? Am I allowed to be here?
Her: No, we're fine. Some girls have their boyfriends over. They even sleep over sometimes
(I took it as a hint, her telling me her dorm is an option)
(While on the topic of her super religious and strict mom)
Me: Would your mom be mad if she knew you were doing this?
Her: Doing what?
Me: This...being out with some random guy
Her: No, she wouldn't mind
(Started talking more about "sinful" things)
Her: I get tired of doing stuff, then confessing, then doing stuff, then confessing
Me: Then just don't confess
I also asked her "What do you think about me so far?". I don't remember her exact response, but it was good and indicated heightened comfort, so I invited her for drinks at the rooftop of an apartment across the street from where I live. On the rooftop, I remember responding with "I like it moist" to something that she said, but she didn't get it until a bit later lol...at this point things just felt weird and unsexual for me, and I wasted too much time dragging this on, so I decided to take her home.
In the car on the way to her dorm, I decided to try one more time since she mentioned it was okay for guys to visit.
Me: Are you usually shy?
Her: No...just pensive.
Me: About?
Her: About my roommate
Me: What about her?
Her: She'll be home for the weekend
I just looked at her and smiled. She kept looking forward and downward...STILL not returning much eye contact. We get back to her dorm and she gets out of my car with the bottle of alcohol we bought for the rooftop
Me: WTF? That's mine
Her: It's mine now
Me: I'll trade you for tea (she mentioned having a lot of tea in her dorm)
Her: Okay, how many packets do you want?
Me: (I stared at her like "Really? You can't tell what I'm really tryna do here?")
Her: (She gets it after a second) Or do you want to come up and I'll make you some?
Me: Yeah that sounds good, where can I park?
So now we're in her empty dorm room and she's making me tea. A few minutes later I move in for a kiss but she yells "WHOA! STOP!" and pushes me away. I freak out a bit since it's an all-girls Catholic university, but I soon realize she's just playing. We playfully struggle with each other standing up, where I'm trying to get my bottle of alcohol and she's trying to keep it away. So I'd be behind her and holding her while rubbing my dick on her ass and stuff, then I'd let her break free because she keeps yelling "NO" or "STOP" or "LET ME GO" or other stuff that'd freak out any non-rapist male in that situation lol.
Her: I gotta study for my anatomy midterm and I'm on my period!
Me: Sure, I know one of those is true
Her: Maybe
Me: I can help you with the midterm. Left cheek, right cheek (and I smack her ass left and right)
After that I'm groping her more lol. Then she breaks free again and seats herself down on her chair.
Her: If you want this...you gotta do more
So I just walk over to her and grab her tits casually lol. She slaps my arm away, but afterwards I'm freely playing with her tits and ass whenever I trap her in my arms. I try for a kiss again.
Her: I have herpes
Me: Oh yeah? Does it taste good?
Her: STOOOP!
God damn it stop yelling that type of shit I dun wanna go to jail.
Her: I've never done it with an Asian before
Me: Cool, tonight will be your first
Then she pretty much confesses she wants to fuck but she has some internal dilemma, which I think is kinda bullshit. I just think she wants me to be a bit more forceful. I've done rape roleplay before, but not inside the dorm of an all-girls fucking Catholic university lol. I considered asking her something like "you like this whole struggling thing don't you?", but at this point I was tired, had a bunch of shit to do, felt blue balls coming, and had to take a shit. So I just left.
Meh.
