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tvktvk

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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What's up guys, haven't been on here for a while. The few last weeks have been crazy and I've been busy working all summer. That doesn't mean I've been slacking though, far from it. I've been pulling a lot of girls home recently, but have racked up tons of LMR. Yesterday however, LMR was nowhere to be seen. Guess I caught a lucky break.

There's really not too much to say about this lay since I was pretty drunk and some parts are a bit vague. For instance, I honestly have no idea how I met this girl last night. Anyway, here's what I do remember:

Rookieparty
We hosted a party with the new recruits on our team yesterday. The pregame was awesome, and after that we headed out to meet up with the girls lacrosse team and their new recruits. I've been flirting with one of the lacrosse girls last semester, but she headed home early cause she was feeling ill. However, one of the new girls was giving me major signs of attraction. So what did I do? Make out with her in the coed bathroom, lol. Got her number and we agreed to meet up later, but that of course never happened.

Bitches Gotta Pee
Now here's where things get hazy. Me and my boys head to a club where we do some dancing and shots. Before I know it, I'm following a totally random girl back home to my apartment so she can borrow my bathroom. I'm pretty sure I did not meet this girl inside the club, but other than that I have no fucking clue. We do some small talk and banter on our way to my place. When we get to my door I turn around, grab her and start to make out with her. We then head inside, she uses the bathroom and then basically leaves without me. I'm thinking fuck, I just got played. However, I catch up with her outside and we head to the closest bar together. When we get to the front of the line it starts pouring down heavy and the bouncer won't let us in. I tell her fuck this. I have wine at home lets just chill there. She agrees immediately, and we head back again. Win. (My pulling skills have skyrocketed after working as a sales rep. My frame is just so much stronger. I've pulled 4 girls home the last two weeks)

Straight to Fucking
Back at my place I pour us some wine, and we chill on the sofa for about 30 seconds before we start making out. She gets on top of me and takes her shirt off. She starts to grind on me and things are getting hot and heavy. I grab her hand and take her straight to my room where I get no LMR. We were both horny and drunk I guess. Still soo strange not encountering any LMR.

We go for two rounds, in the span of about 1 hour. She wanted me to go raw inside her, said she was on the pill. Fuck that. For the most part we went adapted missionary which worked pretty well but I don't think I made her cum. I had problems staying hard, especially when she wanted to ride me. Damn alcohol. Second round we did some doggystyle which was awesome. In the end we had to stop cause she was exhausted.

Aftermath
The next morning I get to more accurately assess how I did lookswise. I did pretty good! This girl had a cute face and an amazing ass so very pleased with that. We do some cuddling and she started to get very horny. I whisper to her let's wait until my roomates leave for school and work. When they leave however, her horniness had faded away. Persisted like 5 times but no budge. Around 10 am I tell her I have a meeting and she has to go. We get dressed and head out. Before we part ways I get her digits and give her a hug. Aaand that's it.

So huge milestone for me, first lay ever. Feels kinda anticlimactic though. While I was banging her for a moment all I could think of was "holy shit I'm having sex right now", but at the same time I had to focus on staying hard. Next goal is to have sober sex and start getting higher quality girls.

I would like to thank Chase, Franco and all of you on here who have been giving me advice for the past year, I owe you guys the world. Apart from this lay I'm dating 2 other girls right now who I haven't fucked yet. Life is pretty awesome at the moment and the ride is just starting to get crazy. For you rookies out there, the grind is seriously worth it. It will be one of the hardest things you'll ever do, but you will be grateful beyond measure for doing it and at last that warrior smile will start to creep upon your face. Don't even think about it, just do it. Now go out there and fuck some shit up.

tvktvk
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

Big Daddy

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Con-fucking-grats dude, I'm also reaching the point where's this shit is all making sense and working. I'm able to persist harder and push more confidently. Good job not letting that bitch run away, those seconds where you decide to push reward you down the road more than you can imagine at the time.

I have a date scheduled for Saturday and a couple of numbers that I'll push for a date as well. We'll compare notes on lay #20 ;)

How did you land that sales job? I'm looking to get into sales as well -- any kind, but preferably fashion-related so I can get discounts aaaand develop a fashion sense.
 

journeyman

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Congrats mate, went through the same milestone very recently. Now let's keep it up, this journey must be fucking worth it.
 

ocantu1987

Space Monkey
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Congrats man, im still grinding as well looking for my first lay. I feel like a virgin although im not haha
 

Sophisticated Gent

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Congrats and here's to many more. It's funny how alcohol affects guys differently. For me I get drunk and last for hours. I think for me it just desensitizes enough to let me last without getting soft.

On the adapted missionary remember rhythm is very important. If it helps pretend you are in a row boat and trying to make her seasick. Rock the boat over and over. The gentle rocking is what makes you seasick. It has the same effect on women cumming. If she ask you to go faster or harder, don't. Just go at the same pace but deeper. Pull on her shoulders. She is just about to go and deeper will take her over the edge.
 

Big Daddy

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ocantu1987 said:
Congrats man, im still grinding as well looking for my first lay. I feel like a virgin although im not haha
How can you be looking for your first lay and not be a virgin? (For real)
 

ocantu1987

Space Monkey
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Big Daddy said:
ocantu1987 said:
Congrats man, im still grinding as well looking for my first lay. I feel like a virgin although im not haha
How can you be looking for your first lay and not be a virgin? (For real)

umm dry spell
 

tvktvk

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Ray
Thanks man, means alot :)

Raqimus
Loooool, hahaha love it :D

Bid Daddy
Thank you bro! Read your last report, that pull was amazing. Sure man, we'll see when #20 comes along ;)
I applied as a sales promoter at this field marketing company and got the gig. This summer I've been selling credit cards at shopping malls and airports for 6 weeks, haha. Sounds like I good idea man, just go around and ask if there are any positions available at different places. If you have any friends in the clothing store business you could also ask them :)

sakbishop
The journey is just beginning ;) Congrats man!

Ocantu
Keep on grinding bro!

BDSC
Thank you so much for the tips man, I'll keep that in my mind next time :D

Radeng
Haha, dude imma bout to go on a killing spree ;)

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