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So I have been reading these field reports here and I have to admit, they are pretty funny. Might as well share some of my own ones.
This happened quite a while ago(3 years maybe), but still, remember it quite clearly.
I was eating with friends at school cafeteria. Some of the girls came and sit with us, not talking too much, chatting few things from here to there. I notice that the girl is wearing braces, nice body with huge breasts. I have some kind of habbit when it goes to social groups. Basically, talking/contributing really little. This is exact opposite when I am alone with somoene.
She seemed cute. As I was in a school where 90% of the people were guys, the competition was there. I started by adding her to facebook and asking her out(!! WEAK - I probbaly did this because I played it safe !!). She said that she is pretty busy right.
As time went on, I upgraded my style(from boyish to young professional), and at one point she contacted me through facebook and said sorry for blowing me off, "we should really get that pizza". Game on.
I met her, and decided to go and get pizza. Kept logistics good(place was 15-10 minutes away from my place). Always had the end goal in my mind, "a sweet night with this beautiful girl".
Kept it pretty fun, had a little banter. I seemed pretty nice guy and sensed potential friend-zone coming soon. Went a little bit more bolder, and tried to keep the sexy-vibe up. It was time to pay the bill and I remembered Chase's article about splitting the bill. Don't know why, but I paid the pill.
Once I encountered the "transition point", I asked her to join my place to watch a movie. She was a little hesitant, giving me excuses that she has to study. It was saturday so I didn't buy that. Did a light kino and smiled, then just ignored completely what she has just said and replied with "Let's go". It's kind of funny - she is pretty dominant girl, but once we talked, she kind of melted and let me decide things.
We went to my place, a sweet little apartment with blue linen sheets, cousy sofa and a laptop. Asked her if she wanted water or wine, but she was okay. Do a bit more of deep-diving and find out about what she doesn't like about her often(eg being too "loud"). We have a nice conversation, then decide to pick a movie.
This is where things go funny. I open my laptop and the explorer is open, there's one thing I want from DESKTOP, but the catch is that I JUST remembered that my desktop backgroud is a hot naked pornstar. It means that I need to be very careful and maneuver so that she couldn't see that. Basically. long story short, I accidentally press buttons and the desktop shows itself.
Ooh man I can feel the mood change and her facial expression change. This my men, is the last time I have anything sexual on my desktop
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Hopefully all is not gone and maybe the movie will lighten up her again. (I better not open up porn-movie accidentally!)
Ah! The movie is finished, she seems more receptive again, we do some talking. I now feel like this is the moment, it's time to start the kissing. It sure as hell did not fall under the 10 minute rule, but she seems pretty open.
Right, let me go and use toilet for second. Did I mention that this was pretty bad? The pizza had made me feel pretty sick, and my stomach was hurting. In fact, it was so bad that I farted pretty hard(shit combined), even though I tried my very best to suppress that - diarrhea got me good, kept shitting uncontrollable and the noises were SO BAD. At that point, just decided to might as well enjoy the moment in toilet and burst it out completely.
When I got out of toilet, told her that "I was sorry, pizza made me sick". I could tell that it was kind of awkward. Did a little more talking and I was pretty close, her breath was stinking(which killed sexual mood even more).
I killed my own sex mood(meaning I didn't want to fuck anymore) and at one point, she told that she has to go. I didn't object, in fact I was glad. This had nothing to do with her though, but I didn't feel it at all. Couldn't recover from that shit.
It kind of seemed to me that she was still pretty into me and wanted to stay at my place, but man.. I was so pissed at myself at that point. She might have been even disappointed: few weeks later tried to ask her out again, but I knew that she lost case.
This happened quite a while ago(3 years maybe), but still, remember it quite clearly.
I was eating with friends at school cafeteria. Some of the girls came and sit with us, not talking too much, chatting few things from here to there. I notice that the girl is wearing braces, nice body with huge breasts. I have some kind of habbit when it goes to social groups. Basically, talking/contributing really little. This is exact opposite when I am alone with somoene.
She seemed cute. As I was in a school where 90% of the people were guys, the competition was there. I started by adding her to facebook and asking her out(!! WEAK - I probbaly did this because I played it safe !!). She said that she is pretty busy right.
As time went on, I upgraded my style(from boyish to young professional), and at one point she contacted me through facebook and said sorry for blowing me off, "we should really get that pizza". Game on.
I met her, and decided to go and get pizza. Kept logistics good(place was 15-10 minutes away from my place). Always had the end goal in my mind, "a sweet night with this beautiful girl".
Kept it pretty fun, had a little banter. I seemed pretty nice guy and sensed potential friend-zone coming soon. Went a little bit more bolder, and tried to keep the sexy-vibe up. It was time to pay the bill and I remembered Chase's article about splitting the bill. Don't know why, but I paid the pill.
Once I encountered the "transition point", I asked her to join my place to watch a movie. She was a little hesitant, giving me excuses that she has to study. It was saturday so I didn't buy that. Did a light kino and smiled, then just ignored completely what she has just said and replied with "Let's go". It's kind of funny - she is pretty dominant girl, but once we talked, she kind of melted and let me decide things.
We went to my place, a sweet little apartment with blue linen sheets, cousy sofa and a laptop. Asked her if she wanted water or wine, but she was okay. Do a bit more of deep-diving and find out about what she doesn't like about her often(eg being too "loud"). We have a nice conversation, then decide to pick a movie.
This is where things go funny. I open my laptop and the explorer is open, there's one thing I want from DESKTOP, but the catch is that I JUST remembered that my desktop backgroud is a hot naked pornstar. It means that I need to be very careful and maneuver so that she couldn't see that. Basically. long story short, I accidentally press buttons and the desktop shows itself.
Ooh man I can feel the mood change and her facial expression change. This my men, is the last time I have anything sexual on my desktop
.Hopefully all is not gone and maybe the movie will lighten up her again. (I better not open up porn-movie accidentally!)
Ah! The movie is finished, she seems more receptive again, we do some talking. I now feel like this is the moment, it's time to start the kissing. It sure as hell did not fall under the 10 minute rule, but she seems pretty open.
Right, let me go and use toilet for second. Did I mention that this was pretty bad? The pizza had made me feel pretty sick, and my stomach was hurting. In fact, it was so bad that I farted pretty hard(shit combined), even though I tried my very best to suppress that - diarrhea got me good, kept shitting uncontrollable and the noises were SO BAD. At that point, just decided to might as well enjoy the moment in toilet and burst it out completely.
When I got out of toilet, told her that "I was sorry, pizza made me sick". I could tell that it was kind of awkward. Did a little more talking and I was pretty close, her breath was stinking(which killed sexual mood even more).
I killed my own sex mood(meaning I didn't want to fuck anymore) and at one point, she told that she has to go. I didn't object, in fact I was glad. This had nothing to do with her though, but I didn't feel it at all. Couldn't recover from that shit.
It kind of seemed to me that she was still pretty into me and wanted to stay at my place, but man.. I was so pissed at myself at that point. She might have been even disappointed: few weeks later tried to ask her out again, but I knew that she lost case.
