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Hey boys, I got my first solid college hookup, although unfortunately it didn't end in an LR due to a cockblock of her roomate. So lets start from the beginning:
I'm in ROTC and my friend told me that an upperclassman was holding a party and invited me. Naturally, I'm like "fuck yeah". We pregamed a little and took the 5 minute bus ride over to the party. So we got to the party and it was pretty awkward at first. We got there like 30 minutes late, but there weren't that many people and although there were a ton of hot girls, I wasn't really in the state to approach yet. After a little bit the party started kicking off and me and my 2 buds got sort of drunk, me more than my friends. I had some "jungle juice", a mixture of different types of alcohol, and got pretty social. I saw someone else who was in ROTC and was really attractive and above me in position within the unit(obviously female), and we got talking. At first, I was just being friendly because I was afraid that if I misinterpreted the situation and took things too far and she didn't want me to then it could have some pretty serious repercussions.
So she left and started talking to some guy that just walked in. It looked like she knew him before the party, and I felt kind of jealous, so I went back to my friends. We chilled for a little bit and they toyed with the idea of how to talk to the group of girls to my left. We stood in awkward silence waiting for someone to say something to the girls, and I didn't think they would do it, so I did. I saw another girl, a cute girl with blonde hair and blue eyes, who had a red cup like me and I tapped her shoulder and said "hey do you know whats in this stuff?" with a smile and a laugh. She laughed and said she had no idea and joked that she hoped it wasn't drugs. I introduced myself and we shook hands, she told me her name, but I didn't catch it, the music was too loud. I asked her to repeat it, but she wasn't loud enough so I pretended to act like I heard her. She asked me what my major was before I had a chance to ask her a question, and she seemed interested so we talked for a few minutes. My other buddies moved in on her friend, a more attractive girl who had long black hair and a black dress. She was way cuter than the girl I was talking to and I felt slightly irritated at myself for not approaching her instead, but to do so would've violated the law of least effort, and after that thought I felt a little better. I ran out of jungle juice, so I went to get more and when I came back, my other friend started talking to the blonde girl I was with. Oh well, she wasn't that cute anyways.
I saw the attractive rotc girl from earlier who I flirted with and I joked that she looked a little tipsy. She laughed and called me a lightweight because I hadn't had as much as she did. She got to the party way earlier than me and if I had more time I would've caught up no problem, but I had my limits to how fast I could drink and I really didn't want to overdo it. At this point I think she had 4 cups of Jungle Juice, but I had 2 beers and 3 cups of Jungle Juice, but I let her think she was on top... at least for the moment. I challenged her to a drinking contest and we got more Jungle Juice. I won that battle more decisively than Themistocles won the Battle of Marathon. Even though I won the drinking contest, she drank a lot and I did too. It wasn't enough for us to get too far, but we were in the "happy zone" as I like to call it.We laid off the drinking a good bit and I teased some more and I made her tell me an embarrassing story and I told her I would reciprocate. She said last time she drank, she blacked out and I proceeded to tell her a story in which my friend hazed me made me drink a lot and do pushups simulating bootcamp. She kept stumbling into me and grabbing my chest and I don't think she was that drunk, so I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her in. We kept flirting and there was some serious flirtatious touching going on. My friends gave me some space (thank god), but her friends saw our flirting and came over. Her one friend said "No you are NOT fucking the freshman!" and pushed us apart. I didn't want a confrontation so I just leaned against the wall giving her a flirtatious glance. I guess her friend thought that was enough to stop me because she left lol. We started flirting once again and I kept putting my hand around her waist and her ass. Then her other friend came over and started giving us shit. I respect that they only wanted what they thought was best for their friend, but that shit was getting seriously irritating. Her friend left and then, I'm not entirely sure why, but she tried to pick me up. When she did, she fell over and people thought she just fell over because she was drunk. Some hero came over and looked at me and told me to get her out of here. He wasn't mean about it and he saw us flirting so it definitely seemed like he wanted me to take her home and bang her and was just being a solid dude. He even fought off like 3 cockblocks for me. I'm going to have to write ballads of this guys awesomeness some day. No shit, he told like 2 girls I had to take her home, and then at the door, she saw the guy from earlier that she was talking to. She talked to him for a minute, and I kept telling him that I had to take her home. Then after fighting off the two girl cockblocks, Hero came back and told that guy I had to leave with her. The guy flirting with my girl relented and my friends came down with me as well.I wasn't exactly happy about that, but they wanted to catch the bus back with me and my girl.
So we left the party and at this point it was around 1 AM. I put my hand around her waist and we walked side by side to the bus stop while my friends walked behind me. I grabbed her hand, and after we held hands for a moment, I accused her of trying to hold my hand in a flirting way. We got to the bus stop and as we waited she decided it would a great idea to arm wrestle. So we set up on a low wall that my friends were sitting on, and we arm wrestled. She was stronger than I was but she wasn't even close to beating me. I held her hand as she tried her hardest to push mine down, and I made it look like I wasn't trying by saying stuff like "hey isn't the sky beautiful" in a joking way. We both laughed and then I turned on the heat and beat her. The bus came and we sat next to each other and she kept demanding that I take a picture with her. I relented and took a pic, and put it on snapchat. I'm not sure why, but she protested that I put it on snapchat instead of Instagram, but I just dismissed it. Right before I got off the bus, my bro said "hey man be careful". Me and my girl got off the bus, and my friends stayed on because their stop was still about 2 minutes away and I think they wanted me to bang her. I walked her back to her dorm and she kept saying "I can't believe a freshman is walking me home". I told her that "it would be unbecoming of a future military officer if I let my higher up go back to her dorm drunk". She laughed and agreed.
We got back to her dorm and walked in, passing one of her roomate in the lounge area. I got in her room to find out she lived in a supplemental type dorm. There was a big area with like 4 beds that could accommodate 4 girls in a big, open area. There was no way I was going to be able to have sex with her there. So while I thought of a plan I asked where her bathroom was and I took a piss. She came in a used the bathroom while I was washing my hands and she came out and told me that now she was safe I could go. I told her that I walked all the way back with her and she should at least give me a hug or kiss. She hugged me before I could finish the sentence and after we broke the hug we got into some pretty passionate kissing. I thought "ok, at least I could fuck her in the bathroom..." It unfortunately got interrupted by "Captain Cockblock", her roomate we passed in the lounge from earlier. She left the bathroom door open and her roomate saw us and started freaking out. I dismissed her at first, but she started yelling really loud at me and I don't remember what it was but I deemed that it wasn't worth it and there was no way I could have sex with her at her dorm anyways, so I left. After about a minute, I got a barrage of snapchats from my girl and I snap chatted her back and said she should come back to my dorm with me and I wasn't far away yet. She said she was too tired, and I persisted, but she kept fighting it off so I gave up. I wish I would've thought to bring her back to my dorm earlier, but I had a feeling that if I did she wouldn't be very happy at me when she woke up. I went home and bragged to some of my friends I saw along the way that saw some lipstick on my face from the passionate kissing. After like 30 seconds the entire floor knew that I hooked up the rotc girl.
I woke about an hour ago, and I got some texts from her saying that none of the other freshman better know about this. Oops. Good thing I didn't bring her back to my dorm, because they all would've known for sure. I would feel pretty bad if people from my floor went bragging that I did that and some higher up people within my unit were to hear, it wouldn't be good for either of us. So now I face a dilemma, how do I stop my bros on my floor from bragging about what I did. They thought it was awesome because she is really attractive and a higher rank, but I really don't want anyone else to know. I know I should be calm about it because if they see my all worked up about it, it will just make them want to tell more people, but if I don't say anything to them, the wrong people could hear. Any thoughts on that guys? All in all I think I did pretty well tonight. I employed some pretty good tactics that I usually don't use like a lot of touching and I did a lot of blaming. Not the bad kind, but one time she grabbed my ass at the party and I said "hey are you trying to seduce me" or when I held her hands I pretended like it was her idea and said "hey are you trying to hold my hand?" both of these in flirty ways. I did more, but I just don't remember them. I think this couldve been an LR had the logistics been better, what do you guys think? Im always up for criticisms or what you guys think I could've (or should've) done better so please comment on what you think.
Keep It Real,
Atlas
I'm in ROTC and my friend told me that an upperclassman was holding a party and invited me. Naturally, I'm like "fuck yeah". We pregamed a little and took the 5 minute bus ride over to the party. So we got to the party and it was pretty awkward at first. We got there like 30 minutes late, but there weren't that many people and although there were a ton of hot girls, I wasn't really in the state to approach yet. After a little bit the party started kicking off and me and my 2 buds got sort of drunk, me more than my friends. I had some "jungle juice", a mixture of different types of alcohol, and got pretty social. I saw someone else who was in ROTC and was really attractive and above me in position within the unit(obviously female), and we got talking. At first, I was just being friendly because I was afraid that if I misinterpreted the situation and took things too far and she didn't want me to then it could have some pretty serious repercussions.
So she left and started talking to some guy that just walked in. It looked like she knew him before the party, and I felt kind of jealous, so I went back to my friends. We chilled for a little bit and they toyed with the idea of how to talk to the group of girls to my left. We stood in awkward silence waiting for someone to say something to the girls, and I didn't think they would do it, so I did. I saw another girl, a cute girl with blonde hair and blue eyes, who had a red cup like me and I tapped her shoulder and said "hey do you know whats in this stuff?" with a smile and a laugh. She laughed and said she had no idea and joked that she hoped it wasn't drugs. I introduced myself and we shook hands, she told me her name, but I didn't catch it, the music was too loud. I asked her to repeat it, but she wasn't loud enough so I pretended to act like I heard her. She asked me what my major was before I had a chance to ask her a question, and she seemed interested so we talked for a few minutes. My other buddies moved in on her friend, a more attractive girl who had long black hair and a black dress. She was way cuter than the girl I was talking to and I felt slightly irritated at myself for not approaching her instead, but to do so would've violated the law of least effort, and after that thought I felt a little better. I ran out of jungle juice, so I went to get more and when I came back, my other friend started talking to the blonde girl I was with. Oh well, she wasn't that cute anyways.
I saw the attractive rotc girl from earlier who I flirted with and I joked that she looked a little tipsy. She laughed and called me a lightweight because I hadn't had as much as she did. She got to the party way earlier than me and if I had more time I would've caught up no problem, but I had my limits to how fast I could drink and I really didn't want to overdo it. At this point I think she had 4 cups of Jungle Juice, but I had 2 beers and 3 cups of Jungle Juice, but I let her think she was on top... at least for the moment. I challenged her to a drinking contest and we got more Jungle Juice. I won that battle more decisively than Themistocles won the Battle of Marathon. Even though I won the drinking contest, she drank a lot and I did too. It wasn't enough for us to get too far, but we were in the "happy zone" as I like to call it.We laid off the drinking a good bit and I teased some more and I made her tell me an embarrassing story and I told her I would reciprocate. She said last time she drank, she blacked out and I proceeded to tell her a story in which my friend hazed me made me drink a lot and do pushups simulating bootcamp. She kept stumbling into me and grabbing my chest and I don't think she was that drunk, so I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her in. We kept flirting and there was some serious flirtatious touching going on. My friends gave me some space (thank god), but her friends saw our flirting and came over. Her one friend said "No you are NOT fucking the freshman!" and pushed us apart. I didn't want a confrontation so I just leaned against the wall giving her a flirtatious glance. I guess her friend thought that was enough to stop me because she left lol. We started flirting once again and I kept putting my hand around her waist and her ass. Then her other friend came over and started giving us shit. I respect that they only wanted what they thought was best for their friend, but that shit was getting seriously irritating. Her friend left and then, I'm not entirely sure why, but she tried to pick me up. When she did, she fell over and people thought she just fell over because she was drunk. Some hero came over and looked at me and told me to get her out of here. He wasn't mean about it and he saw us flirting so it definitely seemed like he wanted me to take her home and bang her and was just being a solid dude. He even fought off like 3 cockblocks for me. I'm going to have to write ballads of this guys awesomeness some day. No shit, he told like 2 girls I had to take her home, and then at the door, she saw the guy from earlier that she was talking to. She talked to him for a minute, and I kept telling him that I had to take her home. Then after fighting off the two girl cockblocks, Hero came back and told that guy I had to leave with her. The guy flirting with my girl relented and my friends came down with me as well.I wasn't exactly happy about that, but they wanted to catch the bus back with me and my girl.
So we left the party and at this point it was around 1 AM. I put my hand around her waist and we walked side by side to the bus stop while my friends walked behind me. I grabbed her hand, and after we held hands for a moment, I accused her of trying to hold my hand in a flirting way. We got to the bus stop and as we waited she decided it would a great idea to arm wrestle. So we set up on a low wall that my friends were sitting on, and we arm wrestled. She was stronger than I was but she wasn't even close to beating me. I held her hand as she tried her hardest to push mine down, and I made it look like I wasn't trying by saying stuff like "hey isn't the sky beautiful" in a joking way. We both laughed and then I turned on the heat and beat her. The bus came and we sat next to each other and she kept demanding that I take a picture with her. I relented and took a pic, and put it on snapchat. I'm not sure why, but she protested that I put it on snapchat instead of Instagram, but I just dismissed it. Right before I got off the bus, my bro said "hey man be careful". Me and my girl got off the bus, and my friends stayed on because their stop was still about 2 minutes away and I think they wanted me to bang her. I walked her back to her dorm and she kept saying "I can't believe a freshman is walking me home". I told her that "it would be unbecoming of a future military officer if I let my higher up go back to her dorm drunk". She laughed and agreed.
We got back to her dorm and walked in, passing one of her roomate in the lounge area. I got in her room to find out she lived in a supplemental type dorm. There was a big area with like 4 beds that could accommodate 4 girls in a big, open area. There was no way I was going to be able to have sex with her there. So while I thought of a plan I asked where her bathroom was and I took a piss. She came in a used the bathroom while I was washing my hands and she came out and told me that now she was safe I could go. I told her that I walked all the way back with her and she should at least give me a hug or kiss. She hugged me before I could finish the sentence and after we broke the hug we got into some pretty passionate kissing. I thought "ok, at least I could fuck her in the bathroom..." It unfortunately got interrupted by "Captain Cockblock", her roomate we passed in the lounge from earlier. She left the bathroom door open and her roomate saw us and started freaking out. I dismissed her at first, but she started yelling really loud at me and I don't remember what it was but I deemed that it wasn't worth it and there was no way I could have sex with her at her dorm anyways, so I left. After about a minute, I got a barrage of snapchats from my girl and I snap chatted her back and said she should come back to my dorm with me and I wasn't far away yet. She said she was too tired, and I persisted, but she kept fighting it off so I gave up. I wish I would've thought to bring her back to my dorm earlier, but I had a feeling that if I did she wouldn't be very happy at me when she woke up. I went home and bragged to some of my friends I saw along the way that saw some lipstick on my face from the passionate kissing. After like 30 seconds the entire floor knew that I hooked up the rotc girl.
I woke about an hour ago, and I got some texts from her saying that none of the other freshman better know about this. Oops. Good thing I didn't bring her back to my dorm, because they all would've known for sure. I would feel pretty bad if people from my floor went bragging that I did that and some higher up people within my unit were to hear, it wouldn't be good for either of us. So now I face a dilemma, how do I stop my bros on my floor from bragging about what I did. They thought it was awesome because she is really attractive and a higher rank, but I really don't want anyone else to know. I know I should be calm about it because if they see my all worked up about it, it will just make them want to tell more people, but if I don't say anything to them, the wrong people could hear. Any thoughts on that guys? All in all I think I did pretty well tonight. I employed some pretty good tactics that I usually don't use like a lot of touching and I did a lot of blaming. Not the bad kind, but one time she grabbed my ass at the party and I said "hey are you trying to seduce me" or when I held her hands I pretended like it was her idea and said "hey are you trying to hold my hand?" both of these in flirty ways. I did more, but I just don't remember them. I think this couldve been an LR had the logistics been better, what do you guys think? Im always up for criticisms or what you guys think I could've (or should've) done better so please comment on what you think.
Keep It Real,
Atlas
