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raithespaceknight

Space Monkey
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I was walking my dog with my headphones in and I see a girl bending over to pick up a pillow from the back of a car. I pretend not to see her as she is wearing short shorts. Then she turns around and I go stare at her. She looks pretty and I stare back. Then she goes into the house the car is parked in front of. I don't know if she lives there but it is a minute away from mine. How can I approach her without seeming creepy? I'm 17 and I don't know anything about this girl.
 

Fuck This

Cro-Magnon Man
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Simple dude...

"Hi, I'm Rai."
Her: "Hi I'm Rachel."
"this is Beau" (indicating the dog)
Her: "Oh he is soooo cute. What breed is he?" If she doesn't do this (or some variation) then eject. She is a heartless bitch.

Then Small talk about your dog.
Tell her you walk by here with him daily.
"Can you walk and talk?"
She will probably say she is busy doing something
"Cool, I'll be coming by tomorrow if you wanna join. Right now I gotta run him." Delayed instadate. Cost $0

The whole vibe is Hey I'm busy but I wanna get to know you, and you wanna know about me then, come walk and we will chat for 15 minutes or so....
Don't ask for her number because then if she wants to find out more about Rai the Dog Walker, she is going to have to go for a walk with him....

If you still wanna jump in her pants after the walk there is always the possibility to go to your house or hers "For a drink of water (or a coffee to warm up) If not, then set up a date, and get a number to confirm. If walking for 15 minutes getting to know each other doesn't have her attracted to you then so be it. Next.
 

raithespaceknight

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Thanks a lot. You make it sound so easy, I wish I had thought about that then. It's been a week and I haven't seen her at all and I can't go ring on her doorbell and ask her parents if she's home. I know where she lives but she doesn't go out ever. I have a date now with a different girl from school but she keeps flaking saying she "doesn't know her schedule yet" (Also Rai is my fake name you probably know this but just to clarify)
 

Fuck This

Cro-Magnon Man
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Rai, people come into our lives in fleeting, even inopportune moments. Take those opportunities to get to know them a little bit right then, lest you miss your only opportunity.

Variations of the text above may have resulted in a few Same Night Lays. That mindset has made me engage women with surprisingly good results.
 

jakesykes949

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Fuck This said:
Simple dude...

"Hi, I'm Rai."
Her: "Hi I'm Rachel."
"this is Beau" (indicating the dog)
Her: "Oh he is soooo cute. What breed is he?" If she doesn't do this (or some variation) then eject. She is a heartless bitch.

Then Small talk about your dog.
Tell her you walk by here with him daily.
"Can you walk and talk?"
She will probably say she is busy doing something
"Cool, I'll be coming by tomorrow if you wanna join. Right now I gotta run him." Delayed instadate. Cost $0

The whole vibe is Hey I'm busy but I wanna get to know you, and you wanna know about me then, come walk and we will chat for 15 minutes or so....
Don't ask for her number because then if she wants to find out more about Rai the Dog Walker, she is going to have to go for a walk with him....

If you still wanna jump in her pants after the walk there is always the possibility to go to your house or hers "For a drink of water (or a coffee to warm up) If not, then set up a date, and get a number to confirm. If walking for 15 minutes getting to know each other doesn't have her attracted to you then so be it. Next.

This. Dog game is overpowered and works 100% of the time, lol.
 
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
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