LR dishonorable pull

[Ree]

THE APPROACH(daygame)


Saw a big ass walking like 30 metres infront of me,as is usually the case with big asses ,it was attached to a woman
I Ran until i was just behind it....than i changed my pace to a fast walk and  as i was about to overtake her,i pretended to noticed her

Ree:Wow,i really like ur style whats ur name?
Owner of fat ass:Thanks,florah
Ree:My name is michael
Ur a student
Florah:Yeah,
Ree:Let me guess,economics...
Florah:hahahahah,(i dont kniw why als laugh at this ,yet it is neither witty or funny
Ree:Hm....b.a,
Florah:Nuh,tihihi
Ree:Ok i give up what do u do
Florah:,engineering
Ree:Hm,so u got the beauty and the brains
Florah:Thanks
....
If a gal is showing so much interest smiling and shit...i dont waste time deepdiving or bullshit.....Numbergrab

Ree:Hey I think we shud grab a coffe soon,is it cool
Yeah,
Ok,just give me your number,will coordinate

3hrs later,
Texted:Excited to be making a new freind
She replied:Alright thanks
(shud have even asked her out then but i had approached like 5 other als i was busy texting)

Next day...on whatsapp

ree:Hey flora,nice pic
Flora:Hello ree
Ree:Hey was thinking we shd grab a cofee that spund good to you?
Florah:Sounds ok
So wat do u do?
Ree:Animator,hows ur schedule
Flora:Thats intersting,Well its kinda tight,maye during the weekend
Ree:Sato.
Flora:Alright then...smiley face
Ree:looking forward to seeing you
.goodnight florah
Florah:me too,thanks i appreciate that
Goodnight too,god bless...smiley face

Gal asking what i do,and sending a bunch of smileys and whishes in response to a simple goodnight made me realise that this gal was very interested,and if i didnt fuck her,jesus would hold my arms,while mohamed ,buddha and chase punch me in the gut
As this was obviously a scenario that iwished to avoid
And as my weakness is alwyas pulling,i changed the rules,i put the pull before the date



THE DATE

immediately we met i pulled,

Ree:hey this is the perfect weather for ice cream right?
Florah:generic positive response 
Ree:,too bad on a saturday all the spots are crowded,i know a nice place that has nice music ,ice cream and its not crowded...but its a lil bit out of town
Shud we head there?
Florah:alternative generic response
.she said ok,lets go
(she agrred to this readily,failing to tealise what any seducer worth his salt would have no doubt realised by now....that the aforementioned venue and my place...... are one and the same)


On the bus,it was simply
Fluff talk on the bus,three animals game,which one of the avengers would u fuck?,which celeb wud u marry?what wud u do if u were invisible?,movie role?,like i said...flufftalk

Once She said,btw are we going to ur place,i hope u know im not going to your place,are we going to ur place?..i hope u dont think im going to your place,i dont go to guys places the first time
All the times,i either Ignored this and went back to my fluff talk topics
Or dropped some chase frames
U naughty thing,we just met and u are already talking about coming to my place,etc etc

We alighted,
We enterd into a supermarket(u.s.a guys will probably call it a grocery store)
I Grabbed food,ice cream,sodas...and just a lot of shit
We paid and exfild

Ree:help me carry these bags
Florah:where are wegoing?im not coming to your place
Ree:so dou U want us to eat from this paperbags ?..on the street..are u a racoon?
Help me carry these bags


THE SEDUCTION LOCATION

We walked to  my house and i heated some leftover chicken i had
She strted eating everything like she had been starving,
Infact i had to break chases rule about kiss her ten minutes into getting her into the house,coz ten minutes into getting in the house she was eating,....hell forty minutes into getting inside the house she was eating.....she ate the chicken,some pizza,the ice cream,she started licking  my nuteez peanut butter,it was the sort of behaviou i would expect from a bear that found itself in a pantry
Atleast i know where the fat ass came from

The moment she put down the peanut butter,i pounced,manhandle kiss(i was playing music videos because my experince is that movies can ditsract a gal too much,i was chilling on the couch,arms around her,waiting for her too put the jar down)



She didnt resist,i pulled her out of her clothes so fast,for a second they looked like an invisible man standing

Florah:I cant do it without protection

....only one weird thing
.she asked
Do u believe in first date sex,?
I dont know what that means,infact i believe that that is not a queation that makes grammatical sense,thats like asking ...do u believe in swans?...what the fuck does that mean.....she asked that like three times,
Do u believe in first date sex
I took this opportunity to boyfreind disqualify....not to help with l.m.r
Beacuse there was no l.m.r....but
becuse i think it s nethical not to disqualify
Fucked her three times,different positions

Pillowtalk
Talked abt realationships,found out she actually has a boyfreind
Poor bastard

Another Strange thing is in between fucks she was just walking round the house
eating everythingin her path....in fact im suprised she didnt raid the trash can or eat my toothpaste

 

[demainor]

Re: LR:dishonorable pull

this so hilarious man, awesome pull. what country are yu in?

 

[lao che]

astonishing. what a great illustration of GC principles in action.

so you like da fat asses, huh. and she ate everything in her path hilarious report. and eye-opening for anyone who doesn't believe

 

[ray_zorse]

Yeah exceptionally funny shit I was kakking myself here.
Ray

 

[Lawliet]

Good job bro!
How did you address her question about "Do you believe in first date sex?"

EDIT: How does your fundamentals look? What did you change? Would love to hear more about this!

Keep it up!
Lawliet

 

[Edd--19]

I've got a lecture in a minute, you're gonna make me laugh all through it! Fuck, you have some skills with words.

Anyway, great pull, just kept leading and leading her... also aswesome way to deflect the ASD on the bus!

Edd

 

[Ree]

Re: LR:dishonorable pull

this so hilarious man, awesome pull. what country are yu in?

kenya....the 254

 

[Ree]

Re: LR:dishonorable pull

Lmao this was too funny Ree! Good stuff! Glad your getting your method down to where your getting that first date sex! Awesome stuff. Hopefully I won't be too far behind you. Something I see with a lot of first date lays are a lot of location movement very fast and dominant pulling back to the place. Good stuff man! I'm gonna be testing some second date/date compression strategies for a while. We'll have to compare notes!

cheers!
Radeng

thanx man,plus yul have to teach me about nightgame
,my nightgame sucks

 

[Ree]

Good job bro!
How did you address her question about "Do you believe in first date sex?"

EDIT: How does your fundamentals look? What did you change? Would love to hear more about this!

Keep it up!
Lawliet

thanks for the kudoz...

it was token resistance...so....i disqualified,and continued physical escalation

fundamebntals,are just the standard issue gc stuff
tight shirt,tight khakipants
slow walk,slow talk,slow movements(infact if u have played the game hitman,that is who i model my voice after)
plus something that chase ,talked about...actualy striking and holding a pose,like u are on a runway
(it seems a lil bit silly at first but u get used to it)

 

[Lawliet]

Good job bro!
How did you address her question about "Do you believe in first date sex?"

EDIT: How does your fundamentals look? What did you change? Would love to hear more about this!

Keep it up!
Lawliet

thanks for the kudoz...

it was token resistance...so....i disqualified,and continued physical escalation

fundamebntals,are just the standard issue gc stuff
tight shirt,tight khakipants
slow walk,slow talk,slow movements(infact if u have played the game hitman,that is who i model my voice after)
plus something that chase ,talked about...actualy striking and holding a pose,like u are on a runway
(it seems a lil bit silly at first but u get used to it)

Thanks! I'll take a look at that for fundamentals.
As for disqualified, do you mean you ignored it or what did you say?

Does it look like this?
Her: Do you believe in first date sex?
You: Only with the cute ones

Lawliet

 

[Ree]

Good job bro!
How did you address her question about "Do you believe in first date sex?"

EDIT: How does your fundamentals look? What did you change? Would love to hear more about this!

Keep it up!
Lawliet

thanks for the kudoz...

it was token resistance...so....i disqualified,and continued physical escalation

fundamebntals,are just the standard issue gc stuff
tight shirt,tight khakipants
slow walk,slow talk,slow movements(infact if u have played the game hitman,that is who i model my voice after)
plus something that chase ,talked about...actualy striking and holding a pose,like u are on a runway
(it seems a lil bit silly at first but u get used to it)

Thanks! I'll take a look at that for fundamentals.
As for disqualified, do you mean you ignored it or what did you say?

Does it look like this?
Her: Do you believe in first date sex?
You: Only with the cute ones

Lawliet

Wow...ur reply is super cool..il just steal that for later....
Nuh..when i said i disqualified...i meant that i threw a boyfreind disqualifier at her....not so much for lmr related reasons...but for ethical reasons

 

[Slippin' Jimmy]

HAHAHA this is definitely the funniest LR I have ever read.

My favourite parts

Ree:help me carry these bags
Florah:where are wegoing?im not coming to your place
Ree:so dou U want us to eat from this paperbags ?..on the street..are u a racoon?
Help me carry these bags

She strted eating everything like she had been starving,
Infact i had to break chases rule about kiss her ten minutes into getting her into the house,coz ten minutes into getting in the house she was eating,....hell forty minutes into getting inside the house she was eating.....she ate the chicken,some pizza,the ice cream,she started licking my nuteez peanut butter,it was the sort of behaviou i would expect from a bear that found itself in a pantry
Atleast i know where the fat ass came from

.she asked
Do u believe in first date sex,?
I dont know what that means,infact i believe that that is not a queation that makes grammatical sense,thats like asking ...do u believe in swans?...what the fuck does that mean

Talked abt realationships,found out she actually has a boyfreind
Poor bastard

So good. Love your work bro.