Do You Water Your Flowers?

[foggy]

This is a silly, lighthearted routine that can be used on women who are wearing anything floral. You can open with it or inject it right into the middle of conversation. It always gets those silly women giggling. Here's how it goes:

Backstory: I love your dress. It looks like you’re wearing a garden.
Girl: Thanks hehe
Backstory: How often do you water the flowers?
Girl: *Laughs* Every day!
Backstory: I believe it. They're blooming! Look at that one right there. *Touches dress*