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Rhaegar

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Not sure if a handjob counts as a LR?


Anyways, saw a cute retail employee on her break texting, went up to her and chatted and got her number and asked her out. We agreed to watch a movie.


Fast forward to us meeting at the theatre, she's like she's in a complicated situation with this guy and not to expect anything to happen between us, not even a kiss!


In my head I'm like "...then why did you even agree to this -.-", but then I remembered a GC article to not listen to reactions but results, and if she came to the movies she clearly wants the D.

So we are in the movie tickets, (I wanted to try Chase's article on not paying for dates.) I was really nervous because everyone has been saying for years that the guy must pay for the girls date and this was my first time trying this shit, and then one day Chase says don't do it. Well obviously what everyone has been saying for years is going to weigh more on me then what one guy on the internet says right? So yeah I was nervous thinking it was going to backfire. And she goes to grab her ticket first and says 1 ticket for me please, and in my head I'm like "fuck yeahhh I'm sorry for ever doubting you chase amante!! :D"

So yeah we only pay for ourselves, which I'm glad because if I am not getting laid tonight, I will be annoyed that I paid for her movie ticket. -.-

Anyways the movie was boring, I wasn't paying attention and was just sitting there plotting on how to insert my D inside her.

Me - "So if we can't kiss, can I atleast get a kiss on the cheek?"

Her - "Remember what I told you!"

Me - "Aww c'mon, it's just an innocent kiss on the cheek"

She goes to kiss my cheek, I decide to turn at the last second so her lips touch mine.

Her - "You liar! I told you about my situation"

Me - "Well since we already kissed, why stop now?"

Then we start kissing on the lips for a bit, until she stops.

Her - "I hate pda"

Me - "We'll find somewhere private at the movie"


Anyways while I am waiting for this garbage movie to finish, I am thinking of a private place to take her since I can't take her home or to her place. I decide to take her to a public school near my house.

As we are driving there....

Her - "Where are we going, my house isn't that way?"

Me - "I told you we are going somewhere private to continue where we left off."

Her - "I was only joking about that"

At this point my blood is boiling like crazy, like wtf do you mean you were joking? I didn't respond to her, instead this gif can summarize my reaction.


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Her - "Kidding again hehe!"

Me - Hahaha good one.

Well glad she was kidding -.- she's not going home until a D has been inserted in her!

Anyways we get there, park the car and she gets on top of me, starts grinding on me and licking my ear, kissing my neck. At this point I am beyond happy, finally I am accomplishing something after all this cold approaching!

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I start licking her neck, grinding my penis to her vagina, squeezing her ass, pulling her hair while we make out...and then I try taking off her clothes, I get a no.

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I try again multiple times but she is determined to keep her clothes on.

Her - "This is way to fast, I never even kiss on the first date, and I am kinda with someone, and I'm still a virgin."

At this point I am like blah blah blah in my head, I don't care if you're a virgin, I don't care if you have a boyfriend, I don't care if you have 10 boyfriends, I don't care if you're married. Anything that isnt her moaning is basically blah blah blah to my ears since I am beyond horny at this point.

So I try a different tactic. I'll take off all my clothes, then Ill put her hand on my cock. I saw someone write an article on GC saying a girl gets horny when a guy puts her hand on their cock. And she starts giving me a handjob!!!!!

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The she stops 5 seconds later. :(

At this point I give up, I tried everything in the book, this blue balls is annoying and I just wanna go home and masterbait because it's clear I am not cumming anytime soon with this girl.

So yeah I dropped her off home, came back home, opened up xvideos, fapped like no tomorrow, and now after reliving myself, I am now on GC reading articles trying to find where I went wrong.
 

Hector Papi Castillo

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Re: LR: Does a handjob count?

A true Samurai never accepts a handjob.

But forreal, just grab her head and gently push it towards your dick. Works wonders. Or say something like "put your mouth on me" or "god, I would love to feel those lips on my dick."

As for FR designations, handjobs are FR++, oral sex LR-, and LR means you dug through her vagina with your cock.

Also, I laughed the entire FR. What's even funnier is that women's bullshit can still get to you even at the highest levels. For real, half of my lays are from girls with boyfriends and I've fooled around with countless more who were in relationships, but to this day they can use the frames mentioned in the FR and I'll stop for a second...

Then I remember dicking up a girl with a boyfriend of 5 years while two of her friends watched. Yeah, that reminds me never to yield to any of the bullshit. Good on you for not doing so, either.

But don't get discouraged. You can NEVER show frustration with a women, only boredom and slight amusement. Persist to the very end, because let me tell you, 85% of the time you don't get the lay right away, when you've already pushed so far, you'll likely never see her again. I have tons of friends who somehow manage to see girls many times after not fucking them the first date and I thought I was doing something wrong - then I remember they're all boyfriend-men. Once you're escalating this fast on a first date, there's a running clock - either you're going all the way because you're Casanova, or if you fail to fuck her, she'll think you're a shitty seducer who can't deliver the goods and drop you.

Considering she's a virgin (if that's even true), you might get a second chance. Who knows.

- Hector
 
a good date brings a smile to your lips... and hers

Rhaegar

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Re: LR: Does a handjob count?

Thanks for the great reply Anatman, I will remember all of this for next time.

I don't really want a second chance with her, I would rather try and cold approach a new girl and get a new date. As someone once said, why try and fix a broken cup when you can just buy a brand new cup. ;) I also think this will help me on the path of starting to develop an abundance mentality, going after new girls instead of chasing old failed ones.

Gonna keep your advice in mind and try not to make the same mistakes for my next field report. ;)

Also slightly random, but do you have any advice on finding where the parties on campus are at? Me or my friends have no idea where any of them are at unfortunately. :(

- Rhaegar
 

Hector Papi Castillo

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Re: LR: Does a handjob count?

You should 100% rush a fraternity next semester. But for now, make friends with guys in the Greek community.

Also, just start making random friends and ask them if they're going out or drinking at their house on the weekend. Ask them with the tone of curiosity and see if they invite you, don't try and seem like you're sucking value from them, people hate that. I mean, if all else fails and they don't offer, then go ahead and ask if you can go, just make sure you bring a lot of positive energy to the party and indirectly reward them for inviting you. Or hell, bring a case of beer and give it to the guy, thanking him for the invite. You'll surely get another invite back if you do that.

It's all about providing value.

- Hector
 
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