Don't be Friends

[Stewie]

Gents just a little suggestion that I have developed. Whenever a woman suggests being "friends" think of it like this

1. Her thoughts : I think you're great but clearly not manly enough so let's just be Friends
2. Her thoughts: I can find better but if not I'll come back to you.

Note that both have to deal with YOU not showcasing your dominance, so anytime tutus happens nip it in the butt, toss it as a loss and move the fuck on (it's hard, but gets easier).

I don't know about you but FUCK that. Kick her to the curve [ with passion of course]
That is all!

R4l


No

 

[Mr. oblivious]

is it worth making a cheeky comment in a situation like something along the lines of ' You mean sex friends right? cause i was not looking for a seriously relationship to begin with'

Iv only been in the situation where a girl has said they wanted to be friends once and that was when i was really really new to the scene and i was like in year 11 (the girl was a year 12) (i was in my second to last year of high school and she was in her last) and since she randomly came up to me saying she wanted to do xxx to me i was like ok this probably a joke, until her best friend which i was good friends with told me she actually liked me.

as a naive as i was back then i sent her a message asking if she liked me but i worded it horribly, then she gave me the old hope i didn't lead you on business lets be friends. After this is when i dropped the bombshell of saying i wasn't interested in a relationship just for a hook up. I was shocked when she continued to message me and we continued like nothing happened i later had this exact girl in a hotel room i fingered her she gave me a hand job then she went to a party which i should of gone back to. She was coming back to the hotel to stay the night and then i did the biggest FU of all time cause since i lost my phone earlier that night i missed so many calls and when she came back to the hotel and started taking off her clothes i woke up and rolled over and went back to sleep. (*note i had been drinking and had a long eventful day)

 

[Flames]

I've slept with a few of my female friends in the past usually if your getting the 'let's just be friends' it's because they're trying to let you down easily. It's not because they want to be friends.

The only other scenario is when your too much of a good friend, but I've never personally encountered that.