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Funny experience yesterday.
I was in this little falafel shop waiting to order food when I spot this cute girl with the most amazing boobs ever. I pull back a bit from the crowd to make sure she notices me (pre-opening), then I get closer to her and after around 30 seconds I open her from my shoulder
me (in the local language): "do you know why in this area all bars are empty on a Sunday night?"
her: "ehm.. do you speak english?"
me: "sure... but I am guessing you're a tourist and cannot answer my question anyway" (with a teasing smile)
her: "no actually I am living here but I arrived only some months ago and I am still struggling with the language"
me: "well, almost everybody speaks english here anyway.. anyway the question was: (I repeat the opening line in english)"
her: "yeah well, it's Sunday: it's God's day!"
me: "well, in my hometown everything's full on Sundays, I guess we're not that godly"
her: "haha where are you from?"
me: "I am from Place X"
her: "really? that's totally cool, I was there last month, also visiting the surrounding area, marvellous"
me: "yes you're right, although can get very expensive some times, what about you?"
her: "I am from the US"
me: "oh really, where exactly?"
her: "I am from California".
me: "I have always wanted to visited the West Coast. Sadly I only saw New York and Boston"
her: "That's not bad, I love Boston actually!"
me: "yes, it's a nice town. I am Prehistoric by the way"
her: "Nice to meet you I am Hanna".
Everything was going totally nice and smooth. I was thinking "I am definitely gonna grab this one's contact and ask her out" and then.... I couldn't help it, I stopped looking her in her eyes, and gave a prolonged creepy look at her boobs! I even read a Girls Chase articles barely a couple of days ago telling NOT TO DO THAT, but it was instinctual and outside my control. Her face went immediately cold and, more than that, disappointed. As if she thought "What a let down. I thought I finally met a cool guy but he's just another pig".
her: "anyway, I will lose the train if I don't go. It was nice to meet you, bye".
I turned around and I see my friend (who had been observing the whole scene) laughing his ass off.
Anyway, we had some laughs and I m glad that I am doing more everyday locations pick-up and not confining myself to bars and clubs only. Even got the contact from a cute black girl on the train back home.
I was in this little falafel shop waiting to order food when I spot this cute girl with the most amazing boobs ever. I pull back a bit from the crowd to make sure she notices me (pre-opening), then I get closer to her and after around 30 seconds I open her from my shoulder
me (in the local language): "do you know why in this area all bars are empty on a Sunday night?"
her: "ehm.. do you speak english?"
me: "sure... but I am guessing you're a tourist and cannot answer my question anyway" (with a teasing smile)
her: "no actually I am living here but I arrived only some months ago and I am still struggling with the language"
me: "well, almost everybody speaks english here anyway.. anyway the question was: (I repeat the opening line in english)"
her: "yeah well, it's Sunday: it's God's day!"
me: "well, in my hometown everything's full on Sundays, I guess we're not that godly"
her: "haha where are you from?"
me: "I am from Place X"
her: "really? that's totally cool, I was there last month, also visiting the surrounding area, marvellous"
me: "yes you're right, although can get very expensive some times, what about you?"
her: "I am from the US"
me: "oh really, where exactly?"
her: "I am from California".
me: "I have always wanted to visited the West Coast. Sadly I only saw New York and Boston"
her: "That's not bad, I love Boston actually!"
me: "yes, it's a nice town. I am Prehistoric by the way"
her: "Nice to meet you I am Hanna".
Everything was going totally nice and smooth. I was thinking "I am definitely gonna grab this one's contact and ask her out" and then.... I couldn't help it, I stopped looking her in her eyes, and gave a prolonged creepy look at her boobs! I even read a Girls Chase articles barely a couple of days ago telling NOT TO DO THAT, but it was instinctual and outside my control. Her face went immediately cold and, more than that, disappointed. As if she thought "What a let down. I thought I finally met a cool guy but he's just another pig".
her: "anyway, I will lose the train if I don't go. It was nice to meet you, bye".
I turned around and I see my friend (who had been observing the whole scene) laughing his ass off.
Anyway, we had some laughs and I m glad that I am doing more everyday locations pick-up and not confining myself to bars and clubs only. Even got the contact from a cute black girl on the train back home.
