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Haven't posted field reports before, but you have to start somewhere right. This happened quite a while back so I might not remember every detail. The interactions were quite funny so I thought why not write it down. Night began with me and my friends running around the town on a pub crawl, getting drunk and fooling around. Last place we hit is this huge nightclub with tons of other students getting wasted. I Had been feeling really good till this club but I think the alcohol was finally starting to get the better of me and I think I was coming off slightly too drunk and girls kept blowing me off. Drunken me didn't take this very lightheartedly and my state kind of plummeted and I decided to switch to water.
We went dancing and fooled around with these girls we knew well and had tons of fun. I was slowly getting my shit together and made some heavy eyegame with multiple girls on the dancefloor. After this I walk around a bit still opening left and right. The interactions are more or less short as drunken me decides its just fun to fuck around and not commit to any particular girl.
Lets call girl 1 of the night as brunette. I bump on her near the bar and chat her up. Brunette seems super happy to see me and hooks quite hard from the get go. I Spin her around a few times, taking a good look at her and then move her away from the bar. The interaction is really physical and we don't chat that much. After walking around the club for a while we enter this very secluded area where the seats are facing away from the whole club. So I decide we sit down on this really comfy chair and brunette sits right on my lap. Some heavy petting follows and we end up making out like this. Drunken me decides its a good idea to finger her right there and then. Facepalm. Absolutely no resistance follows. She starts moaning really fast and I'm raging a serious hard on, wondering how on earth am I going to salvage this to my credit. I happen to see my friends and the previous girls on the other side of the room eyeing me and smirking and laughing.
So for some reason I decided to ditch brunette. I really can't for the life of me remember why. I remember she looked quite surprised and horny when I said I really need to get to my friends. Hopefully some other dude did her the honours that night as I wouldn't... The funny thing is, I actually bumped brunette again later at this one social convention. I remembered her face, but couldn't figure out where I had met here
She clearly did as her face was hilarious. But thats another story.
So I get back to my friends that throw some jokes that here I go again (I'm sort of getting this reputation...). Night drags on and people start to disappear. I see this girl sitting by herself on a couch next to the dance floor and I just plop down next to her and sort of start stretching. This is the girl 2, lets call her blonde. We chat a bit very casually. She tells me she's not from this town and is staying with her friend that is somewhere in the club. I just decide that fuck if I'm going to pull someone tonight this might be the best chance I have. Short deep diving session occurs and she hooks quite well. Blonde says lets go dancing and I think why not. We go dancing and here comes the shit test truck. She is dancing in a way that would make me follow her around like a little kitten. I'm not going to do that missy. I just turn to face away from her and she bolts right in front of me and starts doing the same shit again. Ok enough of the games. I just leave the dance floor without saying a thing and go find my friends. They wan't to leave and I'm the only one having uber on my phone so I tell them that we leave in a bit.
So I go to find blonde again. I think she notices me and just walks to me, says something and then starts walking away AGAIN. I'm finding this slightly funny but also annoying. I can tell she is interested but not sure how much. So here blonde comes again to chat me up. I just take hands, look deep into her eyes and tell her matter of factly that "My friends wan't to leave and I'm the one to order the uber so do you wan't to come along as I'm leaving". I can tell she is intrigued, but she still puts up some resistance mumbling that she has her friends still in the club and she doesn't know if she should and bla bla. I just cut her short and tell her that I really have to leave now and I would enjoy her company, but its also ok if she wants to stay, so does she want to come with me. I can see her frame crumbling in my eyes, I can literally see it. She just blunts out OK. I know the deal is sealed and just turn my back to her, and say lets go and start walking to my friends.
We get to my friends and I order the uber. Some friend of my friends tries me to get me to dump blonde, so he can fit in our uber. He is literally telling me to dump the bitch. I'm looking at him really amused and just choose to ignore this chode. We get out and wait for our uber. Its quite fun as blonde starts to repeat this mantra that she shouldn't be doing this. I can see right through her, but my friends are kind enough to fall for her tests and start logically explaning to her how nice it is where we live. Honestly. I just keep standing there quiet, letting my so kind friends keep reassuring blonde its all fine. Uber comes and we get on. Blonde keeps parroting the same shit whole way and I'm starting to wonder, if the uber driver starts expecting us of kidnapping her or something.
Well we get to my place with blonde and things follow very naturally. No resistance or anything. Drunken me scores again and I can't get hard. Nice. Well I just decide we can do this in the morning too and just decide lets go to sleep. We are both still very drunk. Last hilarious thing of this escapade was me waking up at night and starting to get to the bathroom. However I stumble on some pile on my carpet. Pile happens to be blonde sleeping on my floor. I'm like what the actual fuck now and take a pillow stuff it under her head and decide thats way better and proceed to bathroom. In the morning blonde is still on the floor I just tell her to get in bed. She does and we get on with it, turns out she was a real clawer. My back was really scary looking for a few days. My alarm sets off like 20 minutes in and she just looks at me and says, don't say we gotta stop. Well we kinda had to and I drop her on a bus stop and proceed with my day.
Overall very sloppy from me being drunk whole evening and many things that could have been improved. But got some funny experiences so to hell with it.
We went dancing and fooled around with these girls we knew well and had tons of fun. I was slowly getting my shit together and made some heavy eyegame with multiple girls on the dancefloor. After this I walk around a bit still opening left and right. The interactions are more or less short as drunken me decides its just fun to fuck around and not commit to any particular girl.
Lets call girl 1 of the night as brunette. I bump on her near the bar and chat her up. Brunette seems super happy to see me and hooks quite hard from the get go. I Spin her around a few times, taking a good look at her and then move her away from the bar. The interaction is really physical and we don't chat that much. After walking around the club for a while we enter this very secluded area where the seats are facing away from the whole club. So I decide we sit down on this really comfy chair and brunette sits right on my lap. Some heavy petting follows and we end up making out like this. Drunken me decides its a good idea to finger her right there and then. Facepalm. Absolutely no resistance follows. She starts moaning really fast and I'm raging a serious hard on, wondering how on earth am I going to salvage this to my credit. I happen to see my friends and the previous girls on the other side of the room eyeing me and smirking and laughing.
So for some reason I decided to ditch brunette. I really can't for the life of me remember why. I remember she looked quite surprised and horny when I said I really need to get to my friends. Hopefully some other dude did her the honours that night as I wouldn't... The funny thing is, I actually bumped brunette again later at this one social convention. I remembered her face, but couldn't figure out where I had met here
She clearly did as her face was hilarious. But thats another story.So I get back to my friends that throw some jokes that here I go again (I'm sort of getting this reputation...). Night drags on and people start to disappear. I see this girl sitting by herself on a couch next to the dance floor and I just plop down next to her and sort of start stretching. This is the girl 2, lets call her blonde. We chat a bit very casually. She tells me she's not from this town and is staying with her friend that is somewhere in the club. I just decide that fuck if I'm going to pull someone tonight this might be the best chance I have. Short deep diving session occurs and she hooks quite well. Blonde says lets go dancing and I think why not. We go dancing and here comes the shit test truck. She is dancing in a way that would make me follow her around like a little kitten. I'm not going to do that missy. I just turn to face away from her and she bolts right in front of me and starts doing the same shit again. Ok enough of the games. I just leave the dance floor without saying a thing and go find my friends. They wan't to leave and I'm the only one having uber on my phone so I tell them that we leave in a bit.
So I go to find blonde again. I think she notices me and just walks to me, says something and then starts walking away AGAIN. I'm finding this slightly funny but also annoying. I can tell she is interested but not sure how much. So here blonde comes again to chat me up. I just take hands, look deep into her eyes and tell her matter of factly that "My friends wan't to leave and I'm the one to order the uber so do you wan't to come along as I'm leaving". I can tell she is intrigued, but she still puts up some resistance mumbling that she has her friends still in the club and she doesn't know if she should and bla bla. I just cut her short and tell her that I really have to leave now and I would enjoy her company, but its also ok if she wants to stay, so does she want to come with me. I can see her frame crumbling in my eyes, I can literally see it. She just blunts out OK. I know the deal is sealed and just turn my back to her, and say lets go and start walking to my friends.
We get to my friends and I order the uber. Some friend of my friends tries me to get me to dump blonde, so he can fit in our uber. He is literally telling me to dump the bitch. I'm looking at him really amused and just choose to ignore this chode. We get out and wait for our uber. Its quite fun as blonde starts to repeat this mantra that she shouldn't be doing this. I can see right through her, but my friends are kind enough to fall for her tests and start logically explaning to her how nice it is where we live. Honestly. I just keep standing there quiet, letting my so kind friends keep reassuring blonde its all fine. Uber comes and we get on. Blonde keeps parroting the same shit whole way and I'm starting to wonder, if the uber driver starts expecting us of kidnapping her or something.
Well we get to my place with blonde and things follow very naturally. No resistance or anything. Drunken me scores again and I can't get hard. Nice. Well I just decide we can do this in the morning too and just decide lets go to sleep. We are both still very drunk. Last hilarious thing of this escapade was me waking up at night and starting to get to the bathroom. However I stumble on some pile on my carpet. Pile happens to be blonde sleeping on my floor. I'm like what the actual fuck now and take a pillow stuff it under her head and decide thats way better and proceed to bathroom. In the morning blonde is still on the floor
I just tell her to get in bed. She does and we get on with it, turns out she was a real clawer. My back was really scary looking for a few days. My alarm sets off like 20 minutes in and she just looks at me and says, don't say we gotta stop. Well we kinda had to and I drop her on a bus stop and proceed with my day.Overall very sloppy from me being drunk whole evening and many things that could have been improved. But got some funny experiences so to hell with it.
