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Here is a technique I discovered when I was big into "natural" game.
I call it 'Eliciting Shit Test'. You will see a lot of natural game seducers do it, although most of the time they are not cognizant of this technique and they make 1 common BIG mistake and 1 common minor mistake, which I will later address.
But first a very quick recap on shit test theory and how to pass them.
SHIT TEST THEORY
In general, girls will attempt to shit test you when they feel attraction towards but you are not their 'usual type'. (credit. @Gunwitch) If you want to use the SMMA model, you do not have the Social Frame Key in check yet, so she wants to prove to herself that her feelings are justified by bringing you down a notch. Also, she wants to see how you would handle her emotional turmoils in a relationship. This is all happening on a subconscious level, she is not actually thinking that to herself. More likely she is thinking "Who does this guy think he is?"/"Is this guy for real?"/"He thinks he is hot shit - I will show him." etc.
THE 3 WAYS TO PASS SHIT TEST (In order of effectiveness, ime):
1. INTERPRET HER SHIT TEST AS IF SHE IS HITTING ON YOU
2. EXAGGERATE
3. IGNORE
I am sure there are more ways to pass shit test, like having the wittier answer, but this is the main 3 I use as I can't 100% of the time come up with something funny. This is much simpler, for me.
The underlining principle behind whichever technique you choose to use for passing ALL shit test, is - You HAVE to remain emotionally unaffected. No butt hurt. No anger. No sadness. Your mood should be the same as it was before she threw her little shit test at you.
With that out of the way - on to the technique.
ELICITING SHIT TESTS OFF THE OPEN
Context: To be used in night game and chaotic environments.
Basically, what you want to do is open with something that is sooo cocky, sooo confident that she will just HAVE to shit test you as a knee-jerk response.
If you did everything right and remained emotionally unaffected and passed her shit test you just generated massive value, all while opening the set. It's like you skipped a step, or that is more accurately, you went through a step so fast you didn't even notice it.
The next step is CRUCIAL to make this technique ACTUALLY work, and a lot of natural gamers fall into this 1 BIG mistake: They don't drop the ball and normalise the interaction.
CRUCIAL NEXT STEP TO MAKE IT ACTUALLY WORK:
It is absolutely crucial that you NORMALISE the interaction. You are opening by doing a fun exaggerated character. If you keep going doing the same character, at that point, they will think that it is not a character - but you are actually like that! And you don't want that. She is not going home with some headcase clown.
So, what you want to do after a bit back and forth, is start slowing down your talking pace, giving more seductive eye contact and start building familiarity. Exchange names; do a lighter and lighter version of your character for a smooth transition; "Hey, this God's name is Vibe. What's yours." (in a calm, normal and slow tone and voice). Start qualifying, built some comfort, share DHV stories, sex talk etc. Normalise yourself so you can run your regular stack. If you open the whole set, you have to normalise them all "Anyway, what are you guys up to?" etc.
The 1 minor mistake natural gamers make is:
They fall into a competitive frame with her. She is now trying to one up you and "win". Not the best frame for seduction. But it is a minor mistake which you can get out off. Give her a win by using a line where you both stand on EQUAL footing. For example, in the lines I used above, if she tries 1-upping you in "godhood", you could say something: "Ahhh, a fellow goddess. How goes it living among the mortals? I'd did not think I would run into another God tonight, and not one of your power." or "Ok, we are both GODS of equal power, like yin and yang."
Not only can you get out of the competitive frame, can you see how you can build it into a bubble where you both role play as Gods, while everyone else around you is a "mortal"? (Except her friends, of course, they are "demigods"
)
That's it.
So, to recap:
1. Open with something extremely cocky
2. Pass her shit tests
3. Normalise the interaction
A lot simpler said then done, but, highly effective in chaotic night game environments.
I call it 'Eliciting Shit Test'. You will see a lot of natural game seducers do it, although most of the time they are not cognizant of this technique and they make 1 common BIG mistake and 1 common minor mistake, which I will later address.
But first a very quick recap on shit test theory and how to pass them.
SHIT TEST THEORY
In general, girls will attempt to shit test you when they feel attraction towards but you are not their 'usual type'. (credit. @Gunwitch) If you want to use the SMMA model, you do not have the Social Frame Key in check yet, so she wants to prove to herself that her feelings are justified by bringing you down a notch. Also, she wants to see how you would handle her emotional turmoils in a relationship. This is all happening on a subconscious level, she is not actually thinking that to herself. More likely she is thinking "Who does this guy think he is?"/"Is this guy for real?"/"He thinks he is hot shit - I will show him." etc.
THE 3 WAYS TO PASS SHIT TEST (In order of effectiveness, ime):
1. INTERPRET HER SHIT TEST AS IF SHE IS HITTING ON YOU
2. EXAGGERATE
3. IGNORE
I am sure there are more ways to pass shit test, like having the wittier answer, but this is the main 3 I use as I can't 100% of the time come up with something funny. This is much simpler, for me.
The underlining principle behind whichever technique you choose to use for passing ALL shit test, is - You HAVE to remain emotionally unaffected. No butt hurt. No anger. No sadness. Your mood should be the same as it was before she threw her little shit test at you.
With that out of the way - on to the technique.
ELICITING SHIT TESTS OFF THE OPEN
Context: To be used in night game and chaotic environments.
Basically, what you want to do is open with something that is sooo cocky, sooo confident that she will just HAVE to shit test you as a knee-jerk response.
Person: | Line: | Diagnostic: |
You: | "WOW, ladies what a LUCKY night for you! You have been BLESSED by a presence of a GOD such as myself! I will allow it for you to bask in the presence of a deity." | The line is tongue in cheek - but the right delivery is she should not be sure if you are doing a character or you actually think that - it should be delivered with a higher energy then the sets. These lines don't have to be word for word but it should be something to the same effect. |
Her: | "WTF, you are not a God, look at yourself, you are ugly/fat/weird/badly dressed/etc!" OR "Hahaha, well then I am a [INSERT MORE IMPORTANT GOD/BEING THAT MADE GOD]!" OR [SARCASTIC PLAY ALONG] | Shit test time - she will either try to insult you to lower your confidence, neg you or she might play along - but the insult is exactly what you want - Don't take the bait and just pass the shit test. The second line is when she takes on a competitive frame, which you can turn into a game or disarm. |
You: | "Fear not. As a God I can choose how I appear to mortals, If I am [INSERT HER INSULT OR NEG] it is only because it makes me more attainable! I would be TOO perfect otherwise. You would get blinded by my glory." OR "Oh, what makes you attracted to Gods that are [INSERT HER INSULT OR NEG]?" | The first response is exaggerating and re-framing her neg as something positive. The second response is simply interpreting it as if she is hitting on you. Remember the 3 ways to pass shit tests. But the underling technique that encompasses all 3 is to remain emotionally nonreactive. She tried to get to you emotional and failed, because you were clearly joking and she just DLVed her self because she did not pick up on it (which you can just to call her out on). Tip for wording: Use the "You would get blinded by my glory" instead of "You couldn't handle my perfection" to avoid an easy reply of "You are right we couldn't" (IOD), |
Her: | "Hahaha, ok, Mr. God. If you are a god then tell me what I had for breakfast/am thinking etc." *good response, she is playing along OR "Oh, you are right, I am sooo blinded!" [SARCASTIC REPLY] OR "Ok." (IOD) | Her playing along is the best reply you can get, but whatever reply you get, remember to calibrate. Treat her responses like clay and just reinterpret them like she is hitting on you OR exaggerate them to the point of absurdity. You want to keep going back and forth with the set for a little bit but then the next step is CRUCIAL. |
If you did everything right and remained emotionally unaffected and passed her shit test you just generated massive value, all while opening the set. It's like you skipped a step, or that is more accurately, you went through a step so fast you didn't even notice it.
The next step is CRUCIAL to make this technique ACTUALLY work, and a lot of natural gamers fall into this 1 BIG mistake: They don't drop the ball and normalise the interaction.
CRUCIAL NEXT STEP TO MAKE IT ACTUALLY WORK:
It is absolutely crucial that you NORMALISE the interaction. You are opening by doing a fun exaggerated character. If you keep going doing the same character, at that point, they will think that it is not a character - but you are actually like that! And you don't want that. She is not going home with some headcase clown.
So, what you want to do after a bit back and forth, is start slowing down your talking pace, giving more seductive eye contact and start building familiarity. Exchange names; do a lighter and lighter version of your character for a smooth transition; "Hey, this God's name is Vibe. What's yours." (in a calm, normal and slow tone and voice). Start qualifying, built some comfort, share DHV stories, sex talk etc. Normalise yourself so you can run your regular stack. If you open the whole set, you have to normalise them all "Anyway, what are you guys up to?" etc.
The 1 minor mistake natural gamers make is:
They fall into a competitive frame with her. She is now trying to one up you and "win". Not the best frame for seduction. But it is a minor mistake which you can get out off. Give her a win by using a line where you both stand on EQUAL footing. For example, in the lines I used above, if she tries 1-upping you in "godhood", you could say something: "Ahhh, a fellow goddess. How goes it living among the mortals? I'd did not think I would run into another God tonight, and not one of your power." or "Ok, we are both GODS of equal power, like yin and yang."
Not only can you get out of the competitive frame, can you see how you can build it into a bubble where you both role play as Gods, while everyone else around you is a "mortal"? (Except her friends, of course, they are "demigods"
)That's it.
So, to recap:
1. Open with something extremely cocky
2. Pass her shit tests
3. Normalise the interaction
A lot simpler said then done, but, highly effective in chaotic night game environments.
