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Embarrassing (but Funny) PUA & Sex Stories?

metomeya

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Just wanted to share some laughs.

Do you guys have any good stories?

I'll share one.

This is back when I was 18 years old and just got into college (go Longhorns!). My brother's friend was already a student there and took me and some other guys out to one of the clubs. Put on my clothes which included boxers and some very baggy, white cargo pants (very comfortable material).

The dance floor was dead. My brother's friend said, "look first some blacks guys will start dancing by themselves, then some slutty girls will join them, and eventually everyone else finds the courage to dance."

Only, my friends and I, even my brother's friend, were just wallflowers once everyone else got into it. Then a hot girl kept looking at me from the dance floor. Her eyes looked a little watery (I don't know if it was the alcohol or if she was on something). Eventually she just came up, grabbed me, and pulled me on the dance floor.

We didn't even say a word to each other, she just starts grinding her ass on my crotch. And between the boxers and my loose cargo pants...I got a full-blown erection!!!

I panicked. What should I do? Giving it just a spit second of thought...I guess...I guess...I guess I'll dance with it!! I thought to myself, hey maybe girls like this kind of stuff on the dance floor. They'll just go with the flow...as long as everyone is having fun right?

So I am grinding her (it was to the side, I'm not full on dry humping her...sicko...just grinding like you see everyone else on the dance floor doing) for a few seconds until she suddenly stops, pauses for a seconds, and then runs off to the other guy she was dancing with before me.

I see her say something to him and point at me.

Oh no!

I walked back to my place on the wall while bending over to hide...you know.

My brother's friend says, "Dude, that chick was hot!" and he then gave me a funny look as he saw I was bending over for some weird reason.

I'm said, "ya, she was okay." LOL

That was a lifetime ago, I'm a different person now, but ya it happened. It was inspiration for this post...which did NOT happen by the way.

Any stories from you guys?
 

trashKENNUT

Cro-Magnon Man
Cro-Magnon Man
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metomeya,

i was adjusting my balls. That nutgrab when a girl, a school student counselor/prefect , which is my friend, suddenly walk over to me, and she saw the whole thing from point blank range.

That's the most hilarious thing ever. Nothing can beat some lame childhood nonsense. Haha!!

Zac
 

Mr.Rob

Modern Human
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I lost my virginity in a cheap run down motel across the street from the project housing in my cities ghetto... and no she wasn't a prostitute (though the girl accused me of treating her like one after the fact of having sex, probably because I refused to kiss her).

Good times :) lol
 
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