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Eventually making a huge post on seducing while being a waiter/server. Still getting better at it. Yesterday went well with it, enjoy:
Work was dragging by, I'd made about 45 in tips, and a group of sorority girls walk in. Luckily, it was my table
Once my coworkers set my table up, I parooz on over with a sexy smile and say,
"Hey there guys... my name is Hueman..... I'll be your server today *looking around at all of them* need anything to start you guys up?"
And already one of the girls, the Redhead is giving me IOI's. This is an indicator I need to hit all the flags, and focus on being slow, sexy, and witty with any and everyone of our interactions.
I get there orders, go to the back. The margarita machine is being lame and slow, so it takes me a while. Then it occurred to me I could throw some light innuendo to get their minds thinking about me in a sexual way.
I come back with the drinks,
"Heere you are girls.. my b on the wait, I had to play with the marg machine a bit to get her going.... anything else you guys would like right now?"
In that moment, the vibe changed, and so did their tonality. It was as if they were reconsidering something while looking and talking to me. I now know that my ever so slight deviation of serving dialogue was enough to sexual frame.
The latina they're with wanted queso but was being weird and particular about ordering it. I went and got it then checked on them asking in a teasing way if the queso was up to her standards (this is only something you can do if you're already in a good relation with the costumer, it's unprofessional).
Later I come back to them and one wants a larger marg. It's the red head and she's giving me even more IOI's, I can't remember what she said, but she goofed on something and the girls were all laughing and making fun of her. I made some quick comment, with a sexy smile a lightly pushed her arm, and she started laughing, got more nervous, and all the girls got really excited. I also came back and asked if "it was too big for her" and the latina seemed to like that.
Then it's the Blonde's birthday, she wants to know what that'll get her blah blah blah (she get's a shot, a t shirt, and a happy birthday chorus), and I just tell her "I'll keep it in mind". I come back over and ask her t shirt size, but not explaining why just yet. Later the red head spills some shit and is making a scene so I tease them, saying
I get them they're shit, and they're loving the whole scene, then I tell them the deal they get if they wear the shirt and they're mostly drunk and estatic.
Then the latina calls me over, and starts nervously giggling and asking if she can get a marg, since she hadn't got one yet. I say sure, and she asks my name. I say,
After that most of it died down, but the red head was walking by me and I playfully shoved her and smiled. She smiled back and sat back down.
Two of them leave, then I go over to the table to take the checks and say, "Don't get into too much trouble tonight guys (; " and they smile and leave.
Red head left her number with a next to it.
I waited two hours and texted her,
Hoping this turns into a LR.
Really trying to innovate this game and get really great at it. This table had tons of IOI's so it was different. I want to be able to see a sexy girl, underhandedly flirt with her (to remain a little professional, my boss has flat out told me not to flirt with customers), have her leave her number without me asking for it, then text, date, and fuck said girl.
More to cum,
Hueman
Work was dragging by, I'd made about 45 in tips, and a group of sorority girls walk in. Luckily, it was my table
Once my coworkers set my table up, I parooz on over with a sexy smile and say,
"Hey there guys... my name is Hueman..... I'll be your server today *looking around at all of them* need anything to start you guys up?"
And already one of the girls, the Redhead is giving me IOI's. This is an indicator I need to hit all the flags, and focus on being slow, sexy, and witty with any and everyone of our interactions.
I get there orders, go to the back. The margarita machine is being lame and slow, so it takes me a while. Then it occurred to me I could throw some light innuendo to get their minds thinking about me in a sexual way.
I come back with the drinks,
"Heere you are girls.. my b on the wait, I had to play with the marg machine a bit to get her going.... anything else you guys would like right now?"
In that moment, the vibe changed, and so did their tonality. It was as if they were reconsidering something while looking and talking to me. I now know that my ever so slight deviation of serving dialogue was enough to sexual frame.
The latina they're with wanted queso but was being weird and particular about ordering it. I went and got it then checked on them asking in a teasing way if the queso was up to her standards (this is only something you can do if you're already in a good relation with the costumer, it's unprofessional).
Later I come back to them and one wants a larger marg. It's the red head and she's giving me even more IOI's, I can't remember what she said, but she goofed on something and the girls were all laughing and making fun of her. I made some quick comment, with a sexy smile a lightly pushed her arm, and she started laughing, got more nervous, and all the girls got really excited. I also came back and asked if "it was too big for her" and the latina seemed to like that.
Then it's the Blonde's birthday, she wants to know what that'll get her blah blah blah (she get's a shot, a t shirt, and a happy birthday chorus), and I just tell her "I'll keep it in mind". I come back over and ask her t shirt size, but not explaining why just yet. Later the red head spills some shit and is making a scene so I tease them, saying
I get them they're shit, and they're loving the whole scene, then I tell them the deal they get if they wear the shirt and they're mostly drunk and estatic.
Then the latina calls me over, and starts nervously giggling and asking if she can get a marg, since she hadn't got one yet. I say sure, and she asks my name. I say,
Me: "Hueman... and yours?" *takes hand slight linger, other girls watching smiling*
Her: "Latina. Well you're really cool and nice. We need to see you more (aka we want to take turns sucking your dick)"
Me: "Thank you... if you can find me (; "
Her: *laughs* what days do you work? Will you be here tomorrow??"
Me: Only Sunday and Monday.. but that doesn't mean the wind won't blow us into each other soon (;
Her: Awww okaaaay
Me: The marg though, can I see your ID real quick?
Them: *laughing, nervously shifting*
Her: *shamefully, embarrisngly, and cutely draws her terrible, terrible fake id out of her purse and hands it to me*
Me: *smiling at the id, then slowly shifting my eyes to her and handing it back* I see you changed your name (;
Them: *they all lose it*
Me: *drops pen by accident* Ooo man down
Her: Omg, sorry. So sorry (you didn't do anything bitch lol)
Me: *gets pen, looks up mischievously, absurdly say,* Yeah, way to go! *tap leg*
Them: *mixture of girl laughter*
After that most of it died down, but the red head was walking by me and I playfully shoved her and smiled. She smiled back and sat back down.
Two of them leave, then I go over to the table to take the checks and say, "Don't get into too much trouble tonight guys (; " and they smile and leave.
Red head left her number with a
next to it. I waited two hours and texted her,
Me: Hola Redhead (; this is Hueman save my #
next morning
Her: Hahaha oh hey Hueman!
12 hours later
Me: Oh hey
Hoping this turns into a LR.
Really trying to innovate this game and get really great at it. This table had tons of IOI's so it was different. I want to be able to see a sexy girl, underhandedly flirt with her (to remain a little professional, my boss has flat out told me not to flirt with customers), have her leave her number without me asking for it, then text, date, and fuck said girl.
More to cum,
Hueman
