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Saturday was an active day for me, one of my roommates has been getting laid like crazy so I wanted to bring some girls back, going to walk you guys through what I did and number all of my approaches.
Started off the night at a friend's birthday, he was turning 26. Started chatting with this tall southern blonde and things seemed to go okay but it was a party so we were drifting between conversations with random people. She told me that she was born in Russia but raised in Tennessee, where she wants to live long-term, her job in finance, how he wants to eventually move to the UWS, her style being more calm, and how on weekends she really only does errands and hits the gym. I told her about moving up to NYC, how I have had a lot of fun so far, my job but not much about it, and how life is like in Manhattan because she is currently in Queens. A chubby redhead joins in on the convo too. She goes to get a drink and disappears to another floor, comes back talking to some gay guy (like super flamboyantly gay).
Meanwhile I talk to others at a party, guys and girls.
Try to talk her again an hour later, she is talking to another girl who I also chatted with. The redhead is engaging but the Russian gets cold, she says she wants to leave the party and I say we should stay in touch since I felt like leaving too. Did not ask me to give my cellphone or anything, I kind of chickened out tbh.
Leave party and go a couple local bars near where I live, one which is packed and my roommate pulls from a lot on Thursdays although I went on a Saturday. I will number the approaches since I would occasionally sit down and put it on the notes on my phone. Here are approaches at bar 1. Damn the music was loud as fuck so definitely made it tough.
1. Approached two blondes, one tall and one short and fat. Tell the tall blonde who is around my height "you're making me insecure right now, how tall are you?", she says she is 6 ft. I then say "so look guys, I know interns are in town for the summer and I am an undercover bouncer, gonna have to ask both of you to leave since neither of you are 21". The tall blonde laughs hysterically and we chat a bit, she lives a couple blocks up so basically my neighbor. I chat a bit more but then her friend and her go to get drinks, tell me she will be back.
2. Approach tall brunette with the same line of making me insecure, we stand back to back as her friends determine who is taller. She is from Brooklyn, I ask her about it but damn the loud music. A couple minutes later a few guys come up to us, they are on a college reunion and she tells me she has to get to it.
3. See two blondes in a nice black dress, approach them saying "excuse me guys, so neither of you are 21, I am an undercover bouncer, gonna have to ask you guys to leave because I know how you interns are". They get hostile as fuck and say they know the bouncer, even said out loud "I know the fucking bouncer lets go talk to him right now", one in pony tail was really rude and hostile. Could not take a joke at all so I tried to get out of the situation ASAP.
4. Walk around the bar a bit and approach this one girl on her phone, right when I do her friend comes in, and I go away since she turns to talk to the friend.
5. Approach these two brunettes, asked them where they are from, say they are Manhattan born and raised. I ask if they went to NYU, they say they went to some fashion school which I mispronounced a couple times. One girl was trying to correct me a couple times but her friend said "yeah its (how I pronounced it)" while turning to talk to her friend. I tell them they seem to not be in a party mood, they told me they were talking about something serious. An hour later I see them dancing and getting wasted.
6. I was trying to get through the bar, walk around, hard to do so as you were squeezed. Behind me was this tall brunette looking at me, I get through and turn back to tell her "I told the people ahead you were gonna beat me up if I do not get through". She gaves me a stink-eye and goes to her circle, overall an icy bitch though.
7. Approach a blonde in Leopard dress, talk to her about where she is from and all that for a minute, friends come to say they need to go to the restroom to her. Cockblocked.
8. Approach this Polish chick at the bar, we chat for a bit but I shoot myself in the foot and ask her "am I annoying you right now? Would it be better if I went away", she was like "well I mean we are just here to chill". I walk away....
9. Ask two blondes standing around where the party is at, they point me to a direction in the bar and laugh.
10. Approach two girls, one looked Jewish, ask them the best bars to party at. Guy who is her boyfriend comes up to hug her, I get out.
Move to bar 2:
1. Three girls stand near me at a long bar, ask one with platinum blonde hair if she is from Chicago and she says she is. Her friends get her to leave the bar a minute later because the bartender will not serve the drinks.
2. Standing around, girl bumps and tells me to move, find out later on in the night she is a bartender at the bar. She is with her friend, they get two stools to sit down on. I try to talk to her, one word answers are all I get, she was icy.
3. Approach a blonde in a red skirt, ask her this bar or bar 1, she says the current bar is better and turns away.
4. Approach blonde with a hat and sun dress, she gives one word answers, ask her "am I annoying you right now?", she says yes and tells me to go away. Come to find she is there with a guy.
Started off the night at a friend's birthday, he was turning 26. Started chatting with this tall southern blonde and things seemed to go okay but it was a party so we were drifting between conversations with random people. She told me that she was born in Russia but raised in Tennessee, where she wants to live long-term, her job in finance, how he wants to eventually move to the UWS, her style being more calm, and how on weekends she really only does errands and hits the gym. I told her about moving up to NYC, how I have had a lot of fun so far, my job but not much about it, and how life is like in Manhattan because she is currently in Queens. A chubby redhead joins in on the convo too. She goes to get a drink and disappears to another floor, comes back talking to some gay guy (like super flamboyantly gay).
Meanwhile I talk to others at a party, guys and girls.
Try to talk her again an hour later, she is talking to another girl who I also chatted with. The redhead is engaging but the Russian gets cold, she says she wants to leave the party and I say we should stay in touch since I felt like leaving too. Did not ask me to give my cellphone or anything, I kind of chickened out tbh.
Leave party and go a couple local bars near where I live, one which is packed and my roommate pulls from a lot on Thursdays although I went on a Saturday. I will number the approaches since I would occasionally sit down and put it on the notes on my phone. Here are approaches at bar 1. Damn the music was loud as fuck so definitely made it tough.
1. Approached two blondes, one tall and one short and fat. Tell the tall blonde who is around my height "you're making me insecure right now, how tall are you?", she says she is 6 ft. I then say "so look guys, I know interns are in town for the summer and I am an undercover bouncer, gonna have to ask both of you to leave since neither of you are 21". The tall blonde laughs hysterically and we chat a bit, she lives a couple blocks up so basically my neighbor. I chat a bit more but then her friend and her go to get drinks, tell me she will be back.
2. Approach tall brunette with the same line of making me insecure, we stand back to back as her friends determine who is taller. She is from Brooklyn, I ask her about it but damn the loud music. A couple minutes later a few guys come up to us, they are on a college reunion and she tells me she has to get to it.
3. See two blondes in a nice black dress, approach them saying "excuse me guys, so neither of you are 21, I am an undercover bouncer, gonna have to ask you guys to leave because I know how you interns are". They get hostile as fuck and say they know the bouncer, even said out loud "I know the fucking bouncer lets go talk to him right now", one in pony tail was really rude and hostile. Could not take a joke at all so I tried to get out of the situation ASAP.
4. Walk around the bar a bit and approach this one girl on her phone, right when I do her friend comes in, and I go away since she turns to talk to the friend.
5. Approach these two brunettes, asked them where they are from, say they are Manhattan born and raised. I ask if they went to NYU, they say they went to some fashion school which I mispronounced a couple times. One girl was trying to correct me a couple times but her friend said "yeah its (how I pronounced it)" while turning to talk to her friend. I tell them they seem to not be in a party mood, they told me they were talking about something serious. An hour later I see them dancing and getting wasted.
6. I was trying to get through the bar, walk around, hard to do so as you were squeezed. Behind me was this tall brunette looking at me, I get through and turn back to tell her "I told the people ahead you were gonna beat me up if I do not get through". She gaves me a stink-eye and goes to her circle, overall an icy bitch though.
7. Approach a blonde in Leopard dress, talk to her about where she is from and all that for a minute, friends come to say they need to go to the restroom to her. Cockblocked.
8. Approach this Polish chick at the bar, we chat for a bit but I shoot myself in the foot and ask her "am I annoying you right now? Would it be better if I went away", she was like "well I mean we are just here to chill". I walk away....
9. Ask two blondes standing around where the party is at, they point me to a direction in the bar and laugh.
10. Approach two girls, one looked Jewish, ask them the best bars to party at. Guy who is her boyfriend comes up to hug her, I get out.
Move to bar 2:
1. Three girls stand near me at a long bar, ask one with platinum blonde hair if she is from Chicago and she says she is. Her friends get her to leave the bar a minute later because the bartender will not serve the drinks.
2. Standing around, girl bumps and tells me to move, find out later on in the night she is a bartender at the bar. She is with her friend, they get two stools to sit down on. I try to talk to her, one word answers are all I get, she was icy.
3. Approach a blonde in a red skirt, ask her this bar or bar 1, she says the current bar is better and turns away.
4. Approach blonde with a hat and sun dress, she gives one word answers, ask her "am I annoying you right now?", she says yes and tells me to go away. Come to find she is there with a guy.
