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Inferno

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So basically today was pretty crazy, infact this month has been the craziest of my life, with family issues, and getting my first job at a mall. But today really was a lucky day for me, girls trying to cop a feel, reunions I could have never foresaw, and a girl begging me to fuck her over the phone. This all makes me very nervous.

So the start of my day was good; I had planned a date at the mall with a girl from my college named Windy;she had more free time after getting a car.After we both arrived a the mall and walked around for a bit, we decided to go see deadpool. She bought tickets and I bought food. I was actually performing extremely average, just cracking jokes and being friendly, but then as Windy and I make our way toward Footaction a group of 3 girls approach me. I was pretty shocked, who were these girls? They had called me by name, but I didn't recognize any of them , after an awkward convo , I find out we all went to the same elementary/middle school.

I'm actually pretty glad I met them again, I got some social proof, even though I was really kinda nervous and awkward through it. After that, windy and I hung out a little more, we talked about relationships and how it's bad wheh people can't ser expectations at the start. She says she's not looking for someone to date right now, because she's a career woman.We talked while my phone charged then parted ways .

Now earlier in the day,I had been texting a girl with whom I declined sex with unintentionaly via text.Her name was Lisa. I was still concerned about her well being, as she had gotten out of a mentally abusive relationship.We had been talking about life and whatnot. After I come home from my date, I ask her if she wants to hang out next Saturday. We text back and forth trying to find a good place to hang out, but had no decision. Then she calls me up.

Me:"Hello"

Lisa:(moaning)

Me: "over here moaning and shit, lol"

Lisa:"I'm bored."

Me:"And what do you want me to do about that?"

Lisa :"I'm sorry, I'll go "

Me:"nah, I'm just being sarcastic"

We talk for a little more, then it gets to sex

Lisa: "Do you wanna fuck?

Me: "why not?"

Lisa:"how you gonna fuck me?"

Me:"adequately"

My sex talk game is not on fleek, its at zero, cero percent, and I really need to work on talking to dumb girls.

Lisa:"you confusing me with these big words"

Me:"oh"

We then talk some more about this and that, and She tells me that she's horny. She asks if I want to fuck her again,I say yeah. She asks if my dick is hard, I say no, why would it be. I say that if she sends a pic that I might get hard, but that never materialized.
At this point I seem so condescending, like I really need to work on this shit.

After I got off the phone I was shaking and in shock .At this point I'm like what the hell? At the moment I type this on February 21 , 2016 , I am a virgin. Hopefully that will change when I meet up with this girl next week.Like I wasn't even texting this bitch for sex, but apparently she's horny . Sometimes life works out in the strangest ways.
 

Bete Noire

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Oi oi inferno!

Have a look at 'sex talk' on the Girlschase main site,

Super good stuff for how to talk about it in a sexual way and the do's and don't,

This report was pretty hilarious though, 'adequately' is such a great nonchalant line to show you don't give a fuck - might have turned her on more for you to not just jump on the 'fuck me' bandwagon ^^

Hope this helps :)
 
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