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This has to be THE WORST NIGHT… I ever had haha
I dropped more balls, bumbled more opportunities than I’ve ever had. Right after yesterday, the night I got laid too! This happened 8/28/2015
It’s funny though, I’m impressed by the amount of opportunities I have to fuck up, I’ve truly become more of an attractive man fundamentally.
This night I was dressed in a lighter wash distressed jeans, ochre tan dress shoes with matching belt and a pink button down shirt tucked in with a brown watch as well.
Same as last night my frat was throwing a party, the music was loud and it was HOT AS FUCK…
I could barely stand in there for a while but I did get some approaches in
Girl 1
I notice this asian girl looking at me so after I a while I decide to try the RSD own handshake opener. She grabs my hand, I pull her in and say with the best enthusiasm/loudness I can muster despite the music.
Later I run into these two girls who are walking by my room and I say hello… this would be the worst mistake of the night…
You see they were looking for weed and me being the dumbass that I am forget entirely that weed fucks me up and makes me nervous as shit around girls.
But I say like a dumbass” hey I have weed!” We smoke together, they throw fives for it at least but that happens is them blabbing about a bunch of shit that I don’t care about.
They leave but now I am high as shit…
Later I run into a fraternity brother who graduated, we are happy to see each other and he compliments my hair(everybody has been). He’s at the house with his girlfriend and a bunch of her friends.
Some of his girlfriends friends are damn good looking. But god fucking dammit I was high.
The approach
I start talking to one of them who is sitting on the couch, I sit on a chair near her(first mistake).
My fundamentals are fucked at this point, I’m leaning in to talk to her, I’m yelling with some shit nasual voice and the conversation is just so fucking forced.
I get up because it is going nowhere so I get up to talk to my friend, he then tells me another girl in the group is single. But she is the cousin of the girl I just spoke with haha.
I got for it anyway. I move over and open her. We’re talking and its not going half-bad. I then say this line which I learned from Jason capitals material which is BLAME IT ON HER
She giggles a lot which made me happy that I got such a reaction out of her. But I was high/didn’t know what to do next. You see the situation was all her friends were there in the room, including her cousin that I had just screwed up with…
If I had tried to pull I didn’t think it would go well :/ The convo dies off and I lose her too
Freshman 1, Freshman 2
Later I go outside to get some fresh air and I see to my left two freshman girls who are obviously drunk laughing with each other. I go and join there convo
Its hard to remember what they said exactly but they were asking me tons of questions about me. I eventually led them inside back into the party at my house but I realize they are so drunk and young(18). They’re friends I met were pretty drunk too and very affectionate.
I would see them time and time again through the night, by the end they were pretty sober and this last meeting is where I think I could have had a threesome.
At this point they both have water in their cups not beer(thank god). Girl A immediately starts touching me and I reciprocate.
We make small talk but I fail to include Girl B and she sys “should I leave you two alone” but Girl A immediately stops, I guess she was getting cold feet and eventually they leave to go meet there friends. Silly silly silly.
Freshman #3
This girl I met in the hallway like the last lay I had(see the HB African report)
She was looking for the bathroom and I lead her to one in my room because the other one had been trashed by some drunk people.
She goes in and I chill on my bed and when she comes out I start talking to her. Where you from, what do you study and I get her to sit next to me on my bed(the door is wide open which is important later)
I use the “stop that, you’re making me think of kissing you line” and that turns her on. We start making out and she literally straddles the shit out of me, gets on top of me and shoves her tongue down my mouth.
Now here’s where I make the mistake… After I while I say….
This causes her to have cold feet haha. Boom she gets up and leaves hahahahaha. Stupid stupid.
Anyway the rest of the night was even more of a wash because my backup pussy doesn’t come through either hahah. Holy shit I got schooled hardcore.
Overall I’ve learned some valuable fucking lessons
Cheers,
Brandon
I dropped more balls, bumbled more opportunities than I’ve ever had. Right after yesterday, the night I got laid too! This happened 8/28/2015
It’s funny though, I’m impressed by the amount of opportunities I have to fuck up, I’ve truly become more of an attractive man fundamentally.
This night I was dressed in a lighter wash distressed jeans, ochre tan dress shoes with matching belt and a pink button down shirt tucked in with a brown watch as well.
Same as last night my frat was throwing a party, the music was loud and it was HOT AS FUCK…
I could barely stand in there for a while but I did get some approaches in
Girl 1
I notice this asian girl looking at me so after I a while I decide to try the RSD own handshake opener. She grabs my hand, I pull her in and say with the best enthusiasm/loudness I can muster despite the music.
Not my best line haha. I was going for role-play to make it fun but o well
Later I run into these two girls who are walking by my room and I say hello… this would be the worst mistake of the night…
You see they were looking for weed and me being the dumbass that I am forget entirely that weed fucks me up and makes me nervous as shit around girls.
But I say like a dumbass” hey I have weed!” We smoke together, they throw fives for it at least but that happens is them blabbing about a bunch of shit that I don’t care about.
They leave but now I am high as shit…
Later I run into a fraternity brother who graduated, we are happy to see each other and he compliments my hair(everybody has been). He’s at the house with his girlfriend and a bunch of her friends.
Some of his girlfriends friends are damn good looking. But god fucking dammit I was high.
The approach
I start talking to one of them who is sitting on the couch, I sit on a chair near her(first mistake).
My fundamentals are fucked at this point, I’m leaning in to talk to her, I’m yelling with some shit nasual voice and the conversation is just so fucking forced.
I get up because it is going nowhere so I get up to talk to my friend, he then tells me another girl in the group is single. But she is the cousin of the girl I just spoke with haha.
I got for it anyway. I move over and open her. We’re talking and its not going half-bad. I then say this line which I learned from Jason capitals material which is BLAME IT ON HER
She giggles a lot which made me happy that I got such a reaction out of her. But I was high/didn’t know what to do next. You see the situation was all her friends were there in the room, including her cousin that I had just screwed up with…
If I had tried to pull I didn’t think it would go well :/ The convo dies off and I lose her too
Freshman 1, Freshman 2
Later I go outside to get some fresh air and I see to my left two freshman girls who are obviously drunk laughing with each other. I go and join there convo
Its hard to remember what they said exactly but they were asking me tons of questions about me. I eventually led them inside back into the party at my house but I realize they are so drunk and young(18). They’re friends I met were pretty drunk too and very affectionate.
I would see them time and time again through the night, by the end they were pretty sober and this last meeting is where I think I could have had a threesome.
At this point they both have water in their cups not beer(thank god). Girl A immediately starts touching me and I reciprocate.
We make small talk but I fail to include Girl B and she sys “should I leave you two alone” but Girl A immediately stops, I guess she was getting cold feet and eventually they leave to go meet there friends. Silly silly silly.
Freshman #3
This girl I met in the hallway like the last lay I had(see the HB African report)
She was looking for the bathroom and I lead her to one in my room because the other one had been trashed by some drunk people.
She goes in and I chill on my bed and when she comes out I start talking to her. Where you from, what do you study and I get her to sit next to me on my bed(the door is wide open which is important later)
I use the “stop that, you’re making me think of kissing you line” and that turns her on. We start making out and she literally straddles the shit out of me, gets on top of me and shoves her tongue down my mouth.
Now here’s where I make the mistake… After I while I say….
This causes her to have cold feet haha. Boom she gets up and leaves hahahahaha. Stupid stupid.
Anyway the rest of the night was even more of a wash because my backup pussy doesn’t come through either hahah. Holy shit I got schooled hardcore.
Overall I’ve learned some valuable fucking lessons
Cheers,
Brandon
