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Yo guys,
I've been lurking around on this forum and thought that after reading Hector's call for more action here it is a good idea to register. What 's a better way to chime in on a forum like this than "providing value" with a layreport? (shoutout to all RSD fanboys, lol).
I don't know why but the more arrogant I appear towards women the more they are drawn in. Well, to be honest I think I have an idea. People seem to ascribe a certain kind of behavior to me. Anything "less" is interpreted as weakness. Last week I totally ruined a set in my gm. A girl was giving me IOIs the workout a day earlier. Then on the following day I saw her again and she even smiled at me and said "hi". I think I came across (too) nice after I initiated the conversation after my warm-up. Her interest level began to decrease until it hit ground zero....
But let's focus on what I want to report here. It's an average workday and I head out to shop some groceries while other people have their usual lunch breaks. The weather is shitty. It started to rain, in fact. I spot a girl with long, black and curly hair passing me and walking in quite a sexy way. She's quite wet already, from the rain! Ok, let's go. I remember my ruined set in the gym and switch to my obnoxious-asshole mode (imagine a combination of RSD Julien and Negan from The Walking Dead).
I approach her from the side.
Me: What....the....fuck...
Her: Hi...????
Me: Get yourself an umbrella, girl. Look at you, you're totally wet.
Her: I know...but I forgot mine today and have to go to work.
Me: What are you working as?
Her: I'm a florist.
Me: Oh. (in a disappointed way). Where are you from, you have a funny accent.
Her: I'm from Brazil.
Me: And you're allowed to walk around, wet like this in Brazil? Because this is Germany, you know?
Her: Nooooo. I just forgot my umbrella today. I didn't expect it to rain like this and now I have to return to work.
Me: Well, at least you have a nice ass when you walk as fast as this. Hey, come here for a minute.
We position under a roof of a shop and I try to escalate as she's clearly into me. She shows me the ring.
Me: Do I look like a would care? Pffff
Let's hang out this week.
I hand her my phone to type in her number. She hesitates and I insist by my look.
Me: It's ok. Just type in your number and let yourself be surprised what will happen next.
We hug and split.
I immediately text her some situational humor. She texts back the evening and is really engaged (double, triple and quadruple texts, lots of investment etc.). I'm too lazy to respond in an engaging way and notice that it seems to turn her on. The shorter and more aloof I text, the more engaged she texts back. I tell her that I will pick her up in her lunch break the next day where we seperated.
The next day we meet and I take her to a coffee place that I have never been in before. I don't know if you have noticed but 99% of the time if I am on a date or approach a girl, especially females loooooove to pretend as if they had a reason to stand really close to you, e.g. in a super market looking at shelf right next to you, and listen. There are about 6 people in the whole cafe which was quite big. Two waitresses and 2x2 female guests. Not surprisingly at all I notice that the guests switch tables so that they are closer to us and the waitresses happen to pass as a little too often...I notice that one of the waitresses is 100% into me and make sure that she sees us flirting. Everytime she is near us I increase kino and eyefuck that Brazilian milf who's turned on by that. At one point that exact same waitress is passing us AGAIN and I stop her.
Me:"Hey."
Her:Yes?
Me: Have a look at her.
Her: Yes...?
Me: Don't you think she looks really sexy with her hair and her eyes....I'm such a lucky guy (said in a very sexual tone. My eyes were saying: I want to fuck you (=the waitress).
Her: Yes, she has great curls and blablabla.
Brazilian girl asks me later if I knew all the people in the cafe. She noticed as well that literally EVERYBODY was watching and listening, lol. I simply and arrogantly answer:
Me: No, I didn't know anybody. But that happens to me all the time ;-)
When I excuse myself to the bathroom I see that waitress and bait her into isolation so nobody can listen.
Me: Hey, can you show me where the light switch is for the bathroom?
Her: Sure! It's pretty easy to find blabla
We move 4-5 steps away from the people in the café into "isolation".
Me:Stop!
Her:Hm?
Me: I'm not looking for the light switch, haha. If necessary I could piss in the dark haha.
Her:???
Me: Just wanted to make sure that nobody listens when I tell you how gorgeous you look.
Her: Oh, thank you...but you have someone over there.
Me: Yes, I do. But did you see that ring on her finger? She's married but she didn't tell me. (the waitresses noticed her ring and after that she hid her hand with the ring under the table lol)
Her: Really?
Me: Anyway, what's interesting about you apart from the fact that you serve some very delicious orange juice?
Her: Oh, hmmm. Let me think...I do parkour in my freetime.
Me: Cool, you have to tell me about that when we get some ice cream this week. (I hand her my phone, type in "Sexy Parkour Waitress" as her name).
Her: I can't believe that this is happening.
Me: It's just a dream. No consequences
She gives me her number and I fuck her later that week.
I then tell my Brazilian girl to leave that place. I invite her and pay (I don't know. Thought it would show some good manners to the waitress).
We head towards something like an urban park and sit down on a bench. She tells me about her marriage and I sexualize everything. I "deep dive" (that's what you call real conversation here on GC, right?) with her, talking about her passions, dreams and fears. I don't try to kiss her. I tell her we'll take it slow.
Later that day she calls me several times but I do not pick up. She sends me lots of texts but I do not respond. Not intentionally...but I just didn't feel like. Too lazy. One week after (she sent me some pic of hers, tried to call me again and again and again) we meet at my place. For breakfast.
She enters my apartment, it goes pretty quickly. We start to kiss but I insist on finishing my breakfast. I put on some random music on youtube. Unfortunately it turns romantic after some minutes...
She's lying naked on my bed and gets that ROMANTICALLY horny expression in her eyes. I start to get a little worried. But then I realize that her complete back is tattooed. How hot is that? I kiss all that back, spank her ass and turn her around again. She looks at me like she's about to fall in love. And this starts to freak me out. But what I do not want to do is to stop running so close before the finish line. So I put my cock into her vagina (condom on, safety first), stroke her three times and then pull out.
Me: Sorry, I can't do this.
Her: WHAT?
Me: I start to get some bad feelings about all that.
Her: No no no, everything is alright. (She starts to squeeze my dick again and tries to kiss me).
Me: No, I'm serious. We CANNOT do this.
Her: WTF, DR Feelgood. YOU ARE PLAYING WITH ME! (I can see some SEEEERIOUS drama coming)
Me: No, I would never do that (lie)
Her: YES, YOU DO AND...
Me: (I interrupt her). SHUT UP! NO DRAMA NOW, OKAY? OKAY? Listen. You're married. I did not care but now I do. I do not want to do this. (Didn't want to get a new stalker with her, you know?)
Her: We can talk about all this.
Me: Nope. Decision made.
Her: You don't know everything about me and him.
Me: Okay... tell me. (I expected her to talk about an open relationship now? Okay, little naive from my side)
Her: I'm getting divorced. And then I'm free for you (all alarmbells ringing now. RING RING RING RING. RED ALERT)
Me: Stop. You have to go now.
Her: Really? You're kicking me out?
Me: Not yet. There's one thing left.
Her: WHAT?
Me: Give me your phone.
Her: No. Why?
Me: Give me your phone.
Her: Why?
Me: I want to delete my number and our chat.
Her: WTF? Why?
Me: You know exactly why. (Walter White voice)
I then simply tell her in a very authoritarian way to delete that shit. Call me paranoid but I have had some bad experiences. She excuses herself to stay "Can I have at least a water before I go?"
Me: Here, take the whole bottle. Take care and good-bye. While closing my door she tells me how much of an asshole I am and that I am a loser and bla bla bla. My (female) neighbour must have listened to all that. The next day she asks me to hang out with her. Netflix and chill.
What's to learn for me:
- Push, push, push. Try to get the maximum value out of every situation. Be fucking bold. (See the cafe scenario)
- Go for hotter girls. That Brazilian girl was a 6 I would say. I could have approached much hotter girls that day. But unconsciously I decided not to. Have to drill myself to only talk to the hottest chicks (if milf, then only 9/10 and otherwise only younger girls).
- Don't text married girls my adress. Makes me freakout afterwards, lol.
I've been lurking around on this forum and thought that after reading Hector's call for more action here it is a good idea to register. What 's a better way to chime in on a forum like this than "providing value" with a layreport? (shoutout to all RSD fanboys, lol).
I don't know why but the more arrogant I appear towards women the more they are drawn in. Well, to be honest I think I have an idea. People seem to ascribe a certain kind of behavior to me. Anything "less" is interpreted as weakness. Last week I totally ruined a set in my gm. A girl was giving me IOIs the workout a day earlier. Then on the following day I saw her again and she even smiled at me and said "hi". I think I came across (too) nice after I initiated the conversation after my warm-up. Her interest level began to decrease until it hit ground zero....
But let's focus on what I want to report here. It's an average workday and I head out to shop some groceries while other people have their usual lunch breaks. The weather is shitty. It started to rain, in fact. I spot a girl with long, black and curly hair passing me and walking in quite a sexy way. She's quite wet already, from the rain! Ok, let's go. I remember my ruined set in the gym and switch to my obnoxious-asshole mode (imagine a combination of RSD Julien and Negan from The Walking Dead).
I approach her from the side.
Me: What....the....fuck...
Her: Hi...????
Me: Get yourself an umbrella, girl. Look at you, you're totally wet.
Her: I know...but I forgot mine today and have to go to work.
Me: What are you working as?
Her: I'm a florist.
Me: Oh. (in a disappointed way). Where are you from, you have a funny accent.
Her: I'm from Brazil.
Me: And you're allowed to walk around, wet like this in Brazil? Because this is Germany, you know?
Her: Nooooo. I just forgot my umbrella today. I didn't expect it to rain like this and now I have to return to work.
Me: Well, at least you have a nice ass when you walk as fast as this. Hey, come here for a minute.
We position under a roof of a shop and I try to escalate as she's clearly into me. She shows me the ring.
Me: Do I look like a would care? Pffff
Let's hang out this week. I hand her my phone to type in her number. She hesitates and I insist by my look.
Me: It's ok. Just type in your number and let yourself be surprised what will happen next.
We hug and split.
I immediately text her some situational humor. She texts back the evening and is really engaged (double, triple and quadruple texts, lots of investment etc.). I'm too lazy to respond in an engaging way and notice that it seems to turn her on. The shorter and more aloof I text, the more engaged she texts back. I tell her that I will pick her up in her lunch break the next day where we seperated.
The next day we meet and I take her to a coffee place that I have never been in before. I don't know if you have noticed but 99% of the time if I am on a date or approach a girl, especially females loooooove to pretend as if they had a reason to stand really close to you, e.g. in a super market looking at shelf right next to you, and listen. There are about 6 people in the whole cafe which was quite big. Two waitresses and 2x2 female guests. Not surprisingly at all I notice that the guests switch tables so that they are closer to us and the waitresses happen to pass as a little too often...I notice that one of the waitresses is 100% into me and make sure that she sees us flirting. Everytime she is near us I increase kino and eyefuck that Brazilian milf who's turned on by that. At one point that exact same waitress is passing us AGAIN and I stop her.
Me:"Hey."
Her:Yes?
Me: Have a look at her.
Her: Yes...?
Me: Don't you think she looks really sexy with her hair and her eyes....I'm such a lucky guy (said in a very sexual tone. My eyes were saying: I want to fuck you (=the waitress).
Her: Yes, she has great curls and blablabla.
Brazilian girl asks me later if I knew all the people in the cafe. She noticed as well that literally EVERYBODY was watching and listening, lol. I simply and arrogantly answer:
Me: No, I didn't know anybody. But that happens to me all the time ;-)
When I excuse myself to the bathroom I see that waitress and bait her into isolation so nobody can listen.
Me: Hey, can you show me where the light switch is for the bathroom?
Her: Sure! It's pretty easy to find blabla
We move 4-5 steps away from the people in the café into "isolation".
Me:Stop!
Her:Hm?
Me: I'm not looking for the light switch, haha. If necessary I could piss in the dark haha.
Her:???
Me: Just wanted to make sure that nobody listens when I tell you how gorgeous you look.
Her: Oh, thank you...but you have someone over there.
Me: Yes, I do. But did you see that ring on her finger? She's married but she didn't tell me. (the waitresses noticed her ring and after that she hid her hand with the ring under the table lol)
Her: Really?
Me: Anyway, what's interesting about you apart from the fact that you serve some very delicious orange juice?
Her: Oh, hmmm. Let me think...I do parkour in my freetime.
Me: Cool, you have to tell me about that when we get some ice cream this week. (I hand her my phone, type in "Sexy Parkour Waitress" as her name).
Her: I can't believe that this is happening.
Me: It's just a dream. No consequences
She gives me her number and I fuck her later that week.
I then tell my Brazilian girl to leave that place. I invite her and pay (I don't know. Thought it would show some good manners to the waitress).
We head towards something like an urban park and sit down on a bench. She tells me about her marriage and I sexualize everything. I "deep dive" (that's what you call real conversation here on GC, right?) with her, talking about her passions, dreams and fears. I don't try to kiss her. I tell her we'll take it slow.
Later that day she calls me several times but I do not pick up. She sends me lots of texts but I do not respond. Not intentionally...but I just didn't feel like. Too lazy. One week after (she sent me some pic of hers, tried to call me again and again and again) we meet at my place. For breakfast.
She enters my apartment, it goes pretty quickly. We start to kiss but I insist on finishing my breakfast. I put on some random music on youtube. Unfortunately it turns romantic after some minutes...
She's lying naked on my bed and gets that ROMANTICALLY horny expression in her eyes. I start to get a little worried. But then I realize that her complete back is tattooed. How hot is that? I kiss all that back, spank her ass and turn her around again. She looks at me like she's about to fall in love. And this starts to freak me out. But what I do not want to do is to stop running so close before the finish line. So I put my cock into her vagina (condom on, safety first), stroke her three times and then pull out.
Me: Sorry, I can't do this.
Her: WHAT?
Me: I start to get some bad feelings about all that.
Her: No no no, everything is alright. (She starts to squeeze my dick again and tries to kiss me).
Me: No, I'm serious. We CANNOT do this.
Her: WTF, DR Feelgood. YOU ARE PLAYING WITH ME! (I can see some SEEEERIOUS drama coming)
Me: No, I would never do that (lie)
Her: YES, YOU DO AND...
Me: (I interrupt her). SHUT UP! NO DRAMA NOW, OKAY? OKAY? Listen. You're married. I did not care but now I do. I do not want to do this. (Didn't want to get a new stalker with her, you know?)
Her: We can talk about all this.
Me: Nope. Decision made.
Her: You don't know everything about me and him.
Me: Okay... tell me. (I expected her to talk about an open relationship now? Okay, little naive from my side)
Her: I'm getting divorced. And then I'm free for you (all alarmbells ringing now. RING RING RING RING. RED ALERT)
Me: Stop. You have to go now.
Her: Really? You're kicking me out?
Me: Not yet. There's one thing left.
Her: WHAT?
Me: Give me your phone.
Her: No. Why?
Me: Give me your phone.
Her: Why?
Me: I want to delete my number and our chat.
Her: WTF? Why?
Me: You know exactly why. (Walter White voice)
I then simply tell her in a very authoritarian way to delete that shit. Call me paranoid but I have had some bad experiences. She excuses herself to stay "Can I have at least a water before I go?"
Me: Here, take the whole bottle. Take care and good-bye. While closing my door she tells me how much of an asshole I am and that I am a loser and bla bla bla. My (female) neighbour must have listened to all that. The next day she asks me to hang out with her. Netflix and chill.
What's to learn for me:
- Push, push, push. Try to get the maximum value out of every situation. Be fucking bold. (See the cafe scenario)
- Go for hotter girls. That Brazilian girl was a 6 I would say. I could have approached much hotter girls that day. But unconsciously I decided not to. Have to drill myself to only talk to the hottest chicks (if milf, then only 9/10 and otherwise only younger girls).
- Don't text married girls my adress. Makes me freakout afterwards, lol.
