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Hello everybody,
As many of you know, last night was Halloween: the magical night where girls dress in near rags and rub against me. Me and my friends dressed as sexy postmen and my goal for the night was to deliver my package. At 8:00 we arrived at a crowded party in the ghetto part of town. It consisted of a tiny ass backyard and someone's livingroom which had been rigged with a cheap little disco ball and some speakers. All in all, there were about 175+ people there, half of which were girls
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I walked around a bit, made some small talk, danced a bit, etc. I was there with a bunch of close friends, and at first was just having a good time. Then, I saw this chick dressed in bunny ears and a tight little dress. I think she was going for a playboy bunny look (real original hunny). I went up, grabbed her ears and said "what are you supposed to be" "I had wings and was a fairy but now I think I'm a bunny" "What happened to your wings" "I lost them". She was a little bit drunk and wasn't fully cognizant, but I did not let this deter me. I made some more smalltalk, flirting with her friend a little and stuff, until the conversation got to a dull point.
In the past, I would have curled up in a ball and tried running away, but I had just read Hector's Big Man on Campus article and was feeling pumped af. At the lull, I said
"hey let's play a game"
"What game?"
"What are the odds"
"Okay I know how to play. What are you going to ask?"
"What are the odds we hook up right here in front of everybody"
*Nervous look on her face and silence*
"DId you say 1 and 2?"
"No!"
"Okay so if we say the same number, we hook up. If we say different numbers, we hook up"
"That's not how you play!"
"Okay I'll count down. 3. 2. 1."
"Three!"
"Three." (I said this very clearly after she had said three)
"Dang it!"
I pulled her in for a kiss, grabbed her body, and then pulled out as she was getting into it. I wanted to go see if there were any other girls I could do stuff with, for I had already grown bored of this bunny. "I gotta go take a shit. Find me later". I ran around a bit more, and I tell ya, it was the damnedest thing. Whereas before, there had been tons of girls in groups of 2 or 3 just shifting awkwardly around, many of them fucking me with their eyes, now every single girl had a guy holding onto them. I ran around a few minutes, took a shit (I actually had to go haha), then looked some more. Finally, after 30 minutes or so, I stumbled upon the bunny and she went "There you are!"
"Oh hey"
"I've been looking everywhere for you!"
Somehow in the conversation, she started talking about getting me to drink with her (I don't drink so I just brushed these comments off) and made a drinking motion with her hands.
"Hey it looks like you're sucking someone off"
"Ew, no it doesn't!"
"Yeah. Hey, let's go find a room so you can get some more practice" (I felt so good saying this. Like a fucking boss).
"Ah okay. Wait, I don't wanna fuck you"
"We're just gonna go watch some netflix or something. Don't worry"
"Haha netflix and chill"
I lead her to the house, but now they have these big meaty guys guarding all doors because they don't want people fucking in there.
I don't drive so I couldn't go to a car, but then I think to ask my female friend who drove me here for her keys. I walk up to her with this bunny literally hanging on to my belt and say "Hey, give me your car keys so I can go fuck this girl in your trunk". Sadly, my friend declined. So, I wandered out to the front of the house and onto the street with the bunny. We came across my friend and a girl from school he was going to hook up with. "Hey leonard, hey Sadie. Let's have a foursome!" The girls giggle and Leonard smiles. He has talked with me about having a foursome before.
To make a long story short, we wander around for 5 minutes before finding an RV that provides reasonable coverage from the street. "Hey let's do it here" I say. I start kissing her passionately and rubbing her tits. Right as I'm about to whip my dick out this adult couple walks by and I panic. I lead the bunny down the street more, all the while making smalltalk.
"How big are your boobs?"
"C's"
"Oh cool, I love C's!"
"C for Sierra!"
"Who is sierra"
"That's my name silly"
"Oh, nice to meet you."
I told her she should flash people because she wasn't wearing a bra, then I pull down her top, exposing her perky tits. "Hey hahaha! That's naughty!" she says. Finally, we approach two cars that are sort of hidden and I kneel down am about to just tear her apart with my penis and then we see girls running down the street yelling "The cops are here!" FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK. I NEED A FUCKING CAR.
I ended up getting her number by saying "Dang it! We were just about to have sex! That's all I wanted!" "The feeling was mutual". Finally, I meet up with my friends and say goodbye to her.
I texted her "Your boobs were decent" because I was still in an asshole mood, and then she responded in an offended way and I said jk I liked them. Then I said to follow me on instagram and she didn't respond, although she did follow me. I kind of want to meet up with her, although neither of us can drive so it would be difficult.
All in all, it was a decent night, definitely the best night I've had in a while.
Notes:
1) Doing BMOC works really well.
2) Move faster, drive with a bro next time.
3) Try just whipping out your dick when things are semi private and see what happens.
4) Try Hector's line: "That's cool and all, but every time you talk I picture my dick in your mouth".
As many of you know, last night was Halloween: the magical night where girls dress in near rags and rub against me. Me and my friends dressed as sexy postmen and my goal for the night was to deliver my package. At 8:00 we arrived at a crowded party in the ghetto part of town. It consisted of a tiny ass backyard and someone's livingroom which had been rigged with a cheap little disco ball and some speakers. All in all, there were about 175+ people there, half of which were girls
.I walked around a bit, made some small talk, danced a bit, etc. I was there with a bunch of close friends, and at first was just having a good time. Then, I saw this chick dressed in bunny ears and a tight little dress. I think she was going for a playboy bunny look (real original hunny). I went up, grabbed her ears and said "what are you supposed to be" "I had wings and was a fairy but now I think I'm a bunny" "What happened to your wings" "I lost them". She was a little bit drunk and wasn't fully cognizant, but I did not let this deter me. I made some more smalltalk, flirting with her friend a little and stuff, until the conversation got to a dull point.
In the past, I would have curled up in a ball and tried running away, but I had just read Hector's Big Man on Campus article and was feeling pumped af. At the lull, I said
"hey let's play a game"
"What game?"
"What are the odds"
"Okay I know how to play. What are you going to ask?"
"What are the odds we hook up right here in front of everybody"
*Nervous look on her face and silence*
"DId you say 1 and 2?"
"No!"
"Okay so if we say the same number, we hook up. If we say different numbers, we hook up"
"That's not how you play!"
"Okay I'll count down. 3. 2. 1."
"Three!"
"Three." (I said this very clearly after she had said three)
"Dang it!"
I pulled her in for a kiss, grabbed her body, and then pulled out as she was getting into it. I wanted to go see if there were any other girls I could do stuff with, for I had already grown bored of this bunny. "I gotta go take a shit. Find me later". I ran around a bit more, and I tell ya, it was the damnedest thing. Whereas before, there had been tons of girls in groups of 2 or 3 just shifting awkwardly around, many of them fucking me with their eyes, now every single girl had a guy holding onto them. I ran around a few minutes, took a shit (I actually had to go haha), then looked some more. Finally, after 30 minutes or so, I stumbled upon the bunny and she went "There you are!"
"Oh hey"
"I've been looking everywhere for you!"
Somehow in the conversation, she started talking about getting me to drink with her (I don't drink so I just brushed these comments off) and made a drinking motion with her hands.
"Hey it looks like you're sucking someone off"
"Ew, no it doesn't!"
"Yeah. Hey, let's go find a room so you can get some more practice" (I felt so good saying this. Like a fucking boss).
"Ah okay. Wait, I don't wanna fuck you"
"We're just gonna go watch some netflix or something. Don't worry"
"Haha netflix and chill"
I lead her to the house, but now they have these big meaty guys guarding all doors because they don't want people fucking in there.
I don't drive so I couldn't go to a car, but then I think to ask my female friend who drove me here for her keys. I walk up to her with this bunny literally hanging on to my belt and say "Hey, give me your car keys so I can go fuck this girl in your trunk". Sadly, my friend declined. So, I wandered out to the front of the house and onto the street with the bunny. We came across my friend and a girl from school he was going to hook up with. "Hey leonard, hey Sadie. Let's have a foursome!" The girls giggle and Leonard smiles. He has talked with me about having a foursome before.
To make a long story short, we wander around for 5 minutes before finding an RV that provides reasonable coverage from the street. "Hey let's do it here" I say. I start kissing her passionately and rubbing her tits. Right as I'm about to whip my dick out this adult couple walks by and I panic. I lead the bunny down the street more, all the while making smalltalk.
"How big are your boobs?"
"C's"
"Oh cool, I love C's!"
"C for Sierra!"
"Who is sierra"
"That's my name silly"
"Oh, nice to meet you."
I told her she should flash people because she wasn't wearing a bra, then I pull down her top, exposing her perky tits. "Hey hahaha! That's naughty!" she says. Finally, we approach two cars that are sort of hidden and I kneel down am about to just tear her apart with my penis and then we see girls running down the street yelling "The cops are here!" FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK. I NEED A FUCKING CAR.
I ended up getting her number by saying "Dang it! We were just about to have sex! That's all I wanted!" "The feeling was mutual". Finally, I meet up with my friends and say goodbye to her.
I texted her "Your boobs were decent" because I was still in an asshole mood, and then she responded in an offended way and I said jk I liked them. Then I said to follow me on instagram and she didn't respond, although she did follow me. I kind of want to meet up with her, although neither of us can drive so it would be difficult.
All in all, it was a decent night, definitely the best night I've had in a while.
Notes:
1) Doing BMOC works really well.
2) Move faster, drive with a bro next time.
3) Try just whipping out your dick when things are semi private and see what happens.
4) Try Hector's line: "That's cool and all, but every time you talk I picture my dick in your mouth".
. 