Calls & Texts Funniest icebreaker response to date

[Marty]

That was very bold of you to come up to me on the street—do they teach you that at {name of employer}?

 

[Marty]

20 mins later she comes back with a "just kidding"–type message. No shit, I thought she was for real

Suggestions for amusing comebacks are being accepted

 

[Franco]

You: They sure do! AND they offer free coffee in the morning. What else could I ask for from a company?

- Franco