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Space Monkey
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OK
this is a story about one of my friends from school
lets call him Rick
He ,like many of us on the board, tries to be successful with women
He actually inspired me
but oh, How the mighty hath fallen




My friend Rick, had many talents, being a great artist, scholar, and attractive to the ladies of our school,had made a fatal mistake.
Now he was making this mistake all through high school.
This was just a" whatever" thing to me at first
but then I started to hear more about the predicament.

It was just after senior practicum class*, I hated going to the class part, and especially hated going to homeroom for the last 30 minutes of school.
My homeroom was the math teacher , Ms Theta's , "Who's beauty was more radiant than a thousand suns". She was talking to one of my friends, Freddy. Freddy always has something about him that makes women comfortable enough with him to spill out their secrets. well Freddy and Ms Theta wereeil talking about something weird, they were talking about my friend Rick. Apparently before Rick, Leo, Sasha went to the movies with me , Rick had made a phone call.

"he asked me if I wanted to go to the movies"

This is what Ms Theta, the sexy math teacher had told Freddy.

Freddy's reply went something like this

"he does this all the time , he asked Ms Natural Selection and Ms Pathos for a date,
he even asked Ms Pathos to go prom with him on her first day here.

and then she waas all like

"it was so creepy, he called my work phone on the weekend.."

My mind was blown, this guy who I had admired for the many girls in our social circle that went out with him and chased him,
Was now chasing our teachers?


This turned out to be something that was always there though, he had been doing this to every attractive female teacher in high school, ever since ninth grade.
he even tried to go out with Ms Pathos, Ms Theta's BFF.

Now I can probably assume why they think he's creepy,

he's chasing
he's not providing any plausible deniability,everyone knew the instant he started to talk to her

He has effectively called her an unprofessional teacher, and now her anti slut defense is up, and her anti bad teacher defense.

it looks like his attack had no effect



now I know why it's kinda hard to seduce your teacher while in high school
but I know one guy who got a teacher for a girlfriend, probably the best and luckiest pua in my school.
He graduated before he romantically pursued her. she spent tonnes of money on him
if only Rick was this lucky.
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake
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