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Marcellus

Cro-Magnon Man
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A couple of weeks ago, I went out to a big nightclub club club. The one with lots of tables and multiple levels.

My outfit was a floral green shirt, white sneakers, black suit pants, and my usual headband to keep my braids out of my face.

I was rolling solo dolo tonight, It's great going out with friends but I've also been really enjoying going out alone as well.
Park my car and walk 5 minutes to the club. I don't drink much and what I've been doing now is just buying a lemonade every time I go out. Cheap and it looks like I'm drinking as well, easy. It's around 10:30 pm.
As I line up these 5 guys get turned away and have to leave(Can't rock up to the club as a group of 5 cmon boys, you know the drill lol)

I scout out the venue and then immediately head to the dancefloor and start vibing. This group of girls moves over when they notice me and one of the girls starts trying to dance/interact with me. I would've been down with it but she kept looking over to her friends so I knew it wasn't a serious sort of thing and more like a dare/attention-seeking type of thing so I just keep dancing and ignore her lol.
The club starts to get busier throughout the night. I actually meet this pretty cool Indian guy and he's also out by himself. We just start talking about all kinds of shit, I'm really enjoying his energy, a lone seducer who go-outs by himself. I buy him a drink and we go talk to some girls. He's my outlet I guess, I can always fall back when I'm not doing anything and have a conversation with him, I guess I'm the same to him.

No one's really biting, I've approached I think 6 girls, and got into some fluff conversations but nothing's really going for extended periods of time. There's only 3 girls worth noting this night. The first is this beautiful islander-looking girl, she must be from the Philipines I reckon. I'm leaning against the bar and I'm talking to what turns out to be the coolest Australian girl ever. Turns out she can speak arabic and spent a couple of years in Kenya. The people you meet out. She's friends with the islander girl and on behalf of the Islander girl, asks me how old I am. "25" and fuck me that ruins it lol. Turns out the islander is 34 and that pretty much kills her attraction, it is what it is I guess. What's her skincare routine I ask. But she won't tell me says it's a secret. This girl's Cheeky. I swear to god fellas this girl looked max 25. Takes really good care of herself I guess.

The second girl is Greek, and decent looking. I meet her in the back cocktail bar/mini room. I'm getting water and she's next to me sipping on her water casually.

"No way are you on the WATERS already" while smiling I look down at my watch
"Haha shut up it's not what it looks like I've been drinking since 8 tonight"
"Of course, of course, that's the excuse I always use as well"
"No seriously haha I haven't drank this much in ages"
"What did you have on, friend's birthday or something?" and she's hooked. She had dinner with her friends. Is 20. Going to University and lives actually about 30 mins from where I'm at. From here we just talked for like 20 minutes. She's pretty cool and we're vibing. She wants to get my number and I say why not.
After talking for a bit we leave to go find her friends. After locating them I introduce myself and after making small talk I leave haha. I don't want to be stuck talking to these girls when there's so much talent out tonight. Something funny happened actually. Me and the cool Indian I met are chilling at the bar, I'm leaning with my back towards the bar looking out towards to crowd, we're locked in. The Greek girl and her friends are dancing near us, I call her over smiling, and start talking to her. Since my Indian is right there I introduce them and get into a 3-way conversation. I trail off and let them continue talking, I move to the side so she's right next to him and I'm behind her leaning on the bar, I give him a look like do your thing bro. Call me Magic Johnson I hit em with the assist.

The third girl and tonight's lay, so as I was in the 3-way conversation me, and this brunette down the end of the bar locked eyes. 3 seconds, look away continue doing my thing. One more time, the same thing. Okay, she's interested. The brunette is tall and slim, very cute face, we'll car her Joanna. After I left that conversation and let the cool Indian guy do his thing Joanna walks down towards the dancefloor. This is like 10 minutes later. I'm near the entrance to the dancefloor so Joanna has to pass me. As she's walking down we lock eyes again, I don't take my eyes of off her. I guess she couldn't take it, she comes over and ask if she's seen me somewhere before.

"Maybe, I go out a fair bit" I'm smiling, this girl is cute as
"Oh okay, well I'm Joanna"
We start talking for like 20 minutes, The Greek girl and the Indian guy are right next to me. Joanna goes out a fair bit and tells me all about these different venues. I pretend like I'd never been anywhere before and this was my first time out. She has a look of concern, and asks me how old I am. "24, how old are you" she's 26 and I ask her if that's a problem. She says no why would it be. I respond "cool" and everything is smooth sailing. There's not really much in the conversation to highlight it was pretty basic and not interesting. Here's some funny things I said to entertain myself,

"I've actually never been out before this is my first time, I live under a big rock"
"What do I do for work? Oh nothing, literally nothing"
"What do I do for fun? I watch paint dry"
"Melbourne is a pretty cool city, that's why I stay at home and never see it"
Just lots of silly shit like that. I was keeping the vibe good and not getting into any logical talk. She was having a good time as well. It wasn't all jokes, she pressed me on my work so I told her. This was the time to be serious, she wanted to know that I wasn't a bum. So I was serious for that litte moment. Then back to the fun times.

It's about 2:30 am now. Club closes in 30. It turns out that her brother and cousin are actually here as well. She introduced me and we had small talk when they came over. They were pretty fucked up so it wasn't really anything serious. And they didn't have any hostile energy for me talking to their family member, sweet.
I tell her I'm hungry. Joanna says yeah me too. "Do you wanna go get a kebab?" She says yeah that'd be really cool. She goes to speak to her brother/cousin and tell them that she's leaving. He comes over and asks me to get her home safe.

"No worries bro, I'll get her home safe" LMAO

As we're walking out of the club I put my hand on the small of her back and lead us out. She asks if we're gonna get an uber and I flash my car keys from my pocket. She worries that I shouldn't drink and drive. I tell her I've only had 2 shots to make her more comfortable(I'm not drinking). I feel like sometimes people get weird if I say that I'm not drinking so now I just say I've had a shot or two and that makes everything alright. Weirrrrrrrd.
We walk to the car and make jokes about whatever, it's a bit cold so I try to speed us up.

Drive to the kebab shop. She said something. "You're not kidnapping me are you?" I laugh and say don't be weird haha. The reason she asked that is because I took the long way to this kebab shop we were going to. But I only did that cos this road had better nighttime views. Anyways it's handled and she's enjoying the drive. We get our kebabs and I say let me drop you off home cos I want to sleep soon. As we get to her apartment I parked around the corner and start eating a bit of my kebab. THINK OF SOMETHING THINK OF SOMETHING.
I ask her "Joanna do you have any bowls inside?"
"Bowls what do you mean?"
"Like bowls to put food in, this kebabs real sloppy and getting everywhere I want to put it in a bowl to eat" Silly but it works, she says yes and invites me up.

Now we eat and start kissing after the meal, everything's smooth. As we're about to fuck, I remember I forgot to bring my condoms inside. She's giving no LMR at all tonight beautiful. She doesn't have any condoms so I say all good I'll go grab them from my car( Just my thing, I never fuck without condoms). I'm in my underwear and wearing her pink slides. I run out to the car around the corner. It's 4 am and there are about 10 cars that drive by, it's like a 20-second jog to my car. The scene, these cars would've just seen this random black guy running down the street in his underwear and pink slides at 4 in the morning LMAOOOOOOO

I grab the condoms and jog back to the apartment, I don't give a fuck LOL

All that matters is that I got her home safe, Bro
 
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