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Wednesday night and im at the bar try the hit and run technique. No particular success that I know of because the bartenders used kept getting me shots. Fml!
Wow I really got fucked up last night. I got a 39 year old asian phone number she looked good and I have been trying to get an asian for awhile so my buddy pushes me back in whatever ok. She said I dont date guys in their twenties. Well, you are attracted to me.obviously so its whatever.
Her"well how old are you"
Me"old enough, it really doesnt matter"
Thats when a girl I used to sleep with comes up.
Her"you are unbelievable!"
Ignored her. The woman asked if it was my girlfriend. No its not.
Her"prove it"
Me"ok if I prove it, you grab coffee with me"
Her"deal"
Saw the other girl walk by again,
Me"are we dating?"
Her"no"
Me"ok put your number in my.phone" to the other girl
Girl I want" how old is he"
Girl"ill look on facebook"
Me"h walk away"
Her" he is 26"
Cougar" heu I gotta go tonthe bathroom"
Me"of course you do, h really? What are you doing seriously?"
Her"I did think anything would happen."
Me"bullshit h, this isnt the first time you have done this, seriously do you want to go back to my place?"
H"no, why cant we just be friends"
Me"are you goibg to go camping come hang out, tell me.how you are going to benefit my life? You are cute and I see you as a fuck buddy"
This goes on until my buddy comes over and I tell hin how she cock blocked me. Dudes a beast and a psych major im drunk and off wandering around.
Text message from a girl who helped me move.
Her"hey are you here I thought I saw you"
Me"yeah center bar"
Her"come to me"
Me"no ypu come to me"
Her"no you come to me"
I dont respond im starting up simple conversation with a ron of hot girls and there are so many that I missed! Text message
Girl"im.here where are you?"
Me"right bar"
Her"pk im there"
Me"yea come back to center"
She comes over finally finds me.
Her" hey how are you?"
Im drunk so of course"you look good you sould come.over later"
Her"I have a boyfriend"
Me" so what? You can have him, I just want you im not relationship material"
Her"yea your sister told me you are a player"
Me"aww well she did the hard part for me then, yea I am..... I like woman I like sleeping with woman its what I do I keep discreet but hey"
Me" give me a kiss on the cheek." She does" other side is lonely" she kisses that side, and then I grab her and start making out with her.
Her"I have to go find ny friends"
Me"do it, ill see you later"
Her"you will be my fuck buddy"
Me"lol im down"
It was pretty sloppy as I hae had six shots of patron and three mixed drinks by now. I did bang this girl but we were both pretty wasted, so we kind of passed out half way through everything. But hey! She wants to see me again this weekend. Not. Sure if I wanna yet or not. I was a straight up hot mess last night
Wow I really got fucked up last night. I got a 39 year old asian phone number she looked good and I have been trying to get an asian for awhile so my buddy pushes me back in whatever ok. She said I dont date guys in their twenties. Well, you are attracted to me.obviously so its whatever.
Her"well how old are you"
Me"old enough, it really doesnt matter"
Thats when a girl I used to sleep with comes up.
Her"you are unbelievable!"
Ignored her. The woman asked if it was my girlfriend. No its not.
Her"prove it"
Me"ok if I prove it, you grab coffee with me"
Her"deal"
Saw the other girl walk by again,
Me"are we dating?"
Her"no"
Me"ok put your number in my.phone" to the other girl
Girl I want" how old is he"
Girl"ill look on facebook"
Me"h walk away"
Her" he is 26"
Cougar" heu I gotta go tonthe bathroom"
Me"of course you do, h really? What are you doing seriously?"
Her"I did think anything would happen."
Me"bullshit h, this isnt the first time you have done this, seriously do you want to go back to my place?"
H"no, why cant we just be friends"
Me"are you goibg to go camping come hang out, tell me.how you are going to benefit my life? You are cute and I see you as a fuck buddy"
This goes on until my buddy comes over and I tell hin how she cock blocked me. Dudes a beast and a psych major im drunk and off wandering around.
Text message from a girl who helped me move.
Her"hey are you here I thought I saw you"
Me"yeah center bar"
Her"come to me"
Me"no ypu come to me"
Her"no you come to me"
I dont respond im starting up simple conversation with a ron of hot girls and there are so many that I missed! Text message
Girl"im.here where are you?"
Me"right bar"
Her"pk im there"
Me"yea come back to center"
She comes over finally finds me.
Her" hey how are you?"
Im drunk so of course"you look good you sould come.over later"
Her"I have a boyfriend"
Me" so what? You can have him, I just want you im not relationship material"
Her"yea your sister told me you are a player"
Me"aww well she did the hard part for me then, yea I am..... I like woman I like sleeping with woman its what I do I keep discreet but hey"
Me" give me a kiss on the cheek." She does" other side is lonely" she kisses that side, and then I grab her and start making out with her.
Her"I have to go find ny friends"
Me"do it, ill see you later"
Her"you will be my fuck buddy"
Me"lol im down"
It was pretty sloppy as I hae had six shots of patron and three mixed drinks by now. I did bang this girl but we were both pretty wasted, so we kind of passed out half way through everything. But hey! She wants to see me again this weekend. Not. Sure if I wanna yet or not. I was a straight up hot mess last night