GirlsChase Limericks for fun -- Work in Progress

[PinotNoir]

I was reading about dirty limericks, so I tried to make a few using GC content.

For women, do not chase.
But when you're face-to-face,
    Then you must persist
    Through her last minute resist
So that you can fuck her at homebase.

A text so short and simple.
You only need rapport to kindle
    If there was a short meet,
    Else you can simply greet
And set a date to cream on her dimples.

Can you make any?

 

[Mr.Rob]

True bliss right here Pinot! I think when the next girl that really digs me I'll call her up and tell her I have a romantic poem to tell her and then hit her with the "set a date to cream on her dimples".

I'm sure she'll fall head over heels

She's so sexy, she's so clean
She has no aids, she just has cream (my sperm in her pussy)

Date went well, She's back at mine
hands and feet tied up in twine

everlasting lips on my dick, I'll have to wean!

I think I got the pace of the poem right? Anyway fun stuff Pinot.

-Rob

 

[PinotNoir]

Hahaha, yeah, you got the gist. Maybe I should write these on valentine's day cards and give them out to pretty girls on Feb 14th.

 

[lao che]

there once was a man known as chase,
who helped so many get to first base.
move faster, said he
logistics is key
if you want to jizz in her face




sorry last line was just too low-hanging to not use. could have used, "come on guys, step up the pace"

 

[Nova]

there was once a guy called proactivity
for sorority girls he felt great captivity
he tended to obsess
which caused him great stress
for he was no jacked 25 year old frat boy
oh how he wished he was aboard the fraternity-ship, ahoy, ahoy
oh how we all pity that boy

 

[Tim Iron]

Nova, do you have "beef" with Proactivity?

there was once a guy called proactivity
for sorority girls he felt great captivity
he tended to obsess
which caused him great stress
for he was no jacked 25 year old frat boy
oh how he wished he was aboard the fraternity-ship, ahoy, ahoy
oh how we all pity that boy