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Pretty wild day.
Background
I start drinking at 9 AM after being woken up by a party next door to my house. Good vibes, good times. A little flirting with a girl who I was playing beer pong with. I get texted from a few people and my best friend and I head to the girls who we partied with in high school.
I'm the drunkest kid there, not gonna lie. Filter was pretty loose in a lot of the shit I'm saying. Still a good time and I did my best not to get carried away. Teased and flirted with this girl who's a tease with a boyfriend. We hop to a bar and it's pretty fun, just drink with the homies. Guys got separated from the girls for a bit but then they come back and I start flirting with all of them and being kinda touchy. Called one girl a bitch indirectly but did my best to weasel out of it in a joking way.
In the uber to the next bar I say that this one thing a girl we're friends with does is "cute and silly" and both the girls I'm in the uber with start giving me shit saying it was creepy. I own it, laugh it off, and thread conversation a few times to lighten the blow of whatever was wrong with my fundamentals / delivery in saying it. Like I said, little filter most of today.
At the next bar it's practically a graduation party, all the kids from high school in the grade above us are here and everyone's shitfaced. I mostly hang with my homies though. Fuck, was I drunk lol.
The girl I'm about to describe, Thing 2, is a female player. She's very sexually experienced and loves playing games. She's best friends with one of my close girl friends, and best friends with this psycho bitch I fucked.
We've known eachother a while, and for the past.. year, really, there's been slow but steady increases with sexual tension. She's very touchy, openly talks about sex with me, and I've seen her play guys at the bar and make them chase her hard. She loves playing with dudes.
So This:
I'm over at a bar trying to order a drink, and Thing 2 comes out of nowhere and grabs my ass. Hellooo
I go, and she AGAIN brings up me stuffing a sock in her psycho friends mouth when I fucked her. Last time I saw Thing 2 she was "faking drunk" at the same bar we were at, and I bring up just that. She had grabbed my dick a few weeks back. I call her out (not accusingly, more playfully) about faking drunk, and how I know how girls do that, "but then you grabbed my dick, so I figured maybe you were actually fucked up". This boosts attraction (social knowledge) and attainability (I wasn't actually rejecting your dick grab).
She tells me that no, with boys that I flirt with I grab their dick no problem, and grabs my dick. OH, cool.
She starts to bring up how she was tied up at all posts of the bed, and the only words she were allowed to say were "yes" and "no", and I brush her tits with my arm. Then she tells me to grab her tits. I grab her left boob and go "ooo, very nice". She says that's the small one, so I grab both her tits, saying "oh, you can tell a difference?". Great tits. Lmao this probably looked insane to anyone watching. Hahahaha, fuck.
I ask her if she's with the guy next to her, and she says no, there's boys I'm friends with, and boys I flirt with, silly. So that's indirectly saying she wants me. And, plus I'm squeezing her tits still. I tell her that she better fucking stop this shit, because I'm getting half chub right now. She says she's thinking about grabbing my dick again, but doesn't.
I pull of and say she's invited to my friends after party. She says that I have her number, and I say I'll call her. THEN, I realize she's got me right where she wants me, because she goes "what?" then spins back into her friend and does shots with him. I turn back to the bar and comment to the bartender, in an attempt to fall out of her trap. Before she leaves I squeeze her ass and tell her I'll see her later. I'm practically 3/4 hard, standing there, at the bar, with nothing in the world but her pussy on my mind.
So, that was interesting.
After this I go back to my friends and talk to some girl, kiss her on the cheek, and her boyfriend get's pissed. I tell him to watch her, she's dangerous, and he cheers up. My friends leave to another bar, I lost em.
I'm absolutley shitfaced at this point, and make my way to another bar, stopping at a gyro shoppe. I flirt with the cashier and get her number. When I text her later I realize she went to my highscool, but then I don't reciprocate after a while. Idk why I just lost interest. She was a HB6.
I get to the other bar, and same shit, mostly just highschool people. I see motherfuckers in the mosh pit at the bar below me, and start pretending to snipe them. They see me so I run down the stairs and party in the most pit for a while.
Eventually this girl who I've wanted to bang since like sophomore year of HS see's me and comes up to me, complimenting my clothing. I tell her thank you, then move her to another bar. I'm holding her hand. There we get waters and I get a beer. We make some small talk and I try to cold read her and do somewhat accurately. I chase frame her and play with her hair saying it's sexy when it's all fucked up. Her friends show up and are being friendly with me, then they leave me and her. I tell her I'm gonna go home soon. She is too to "wake up her friend". I tell her I'm gonna be joining her, but not to wake her friend up. Then she get's up and says bye, but gives me a flirty smile when walking away.
After this I go home, because I had been out for too long. I see the girl walking away slowly, by herself (even though her friends are around). I wonder, was this a shit test? Did she want me to persist? She had never came up to me like that before, and let me play with her hair and shit. She also complimented me with a sexy smile and accepted my chaseframe... I don't know. My outlook could have been fucked up since I was so drunk.
I went to bed and woke up still drunk.
Now, texts with Thing 2.
My thought process with this...
Ping her --> not too thirsty
She's being a bitch --> be kind of an asshole back (I think I was slightly butt hurt in the reply to (I'm going to [bar])
Picture of gorilla --> fuck you bitch lol
Lemme know when you can --> I'm ending the conversation, but hmu when ur done playing games
Her reply "Shut up" puts me in a tricky spot. I knew this challenge wasn't over. She's super good at playing games.
If I reply to shut up, I'm incongruent with ending the conversation
If I don't reply to shut up, now I'm letting her dominate.
I chose not to reply, because I'd rather be consistent in the "fuck your games bitch, let's make this happen" approach.
Just now, 2.5 hours later, I called her and she ignored it. Too bad. Any thoughts on this appreciated.
Still a great day (;
Cheers,
Hue
Background
I start drinking at 9 AM after being woken up by a party next door to my house. Good vibes, good times. A little flirting with a girl who I was playing beer pong with. I get texted from a few people and my best friend and I head to the girls who we partied with in high school.
I'm the drunkest kid there, not gonna lie. Filter was pretty loose in a lot of the shit I'm saying. Still a good time and I did my best not to get carried away. Teased and flirted with this girl who's a tease with a boyfriend. We hop to a bar and it's pretty fun, just drink with the homies. Guys got separated from the girls for a bit but then they come back and I start flirting with all of them and being kinda touchy. Called one girl a bitch indirectly but did my best to weasel out of it in a joking way.
In the uber to the next bar I say that this one thing a girl we're friends with does is "cute and silly" and both the girls I'm in the uber with start giving me shit saying it was creepy. I own it, laugh it off, and thread conversation a few times to lighten the blow of whatever was wrong with my fundamentals / delivery in saying it. Like I said, little filter most of today.
At the next bar it's practically a graduation party, all the kids from high school in the grade above us are here and everyone's shitfaced. I mostly hang with my homies though. Fuck, was I drunk lol.
The girl I'm about to describe, Thing 2, is a female player. She's very sexually experienced and loves playing games. She's best friends with one of my close girl friends, and best friends with this psycho bitch I fucked.
We've known eachother a while, and for the past.. year, really, there's been slow but steady increases with sexual tension. She's very touchy, openly talks about sex with me, and I've seen her play guys at the bar and make them chase her hard. She loves playing with dudes.
So This:
I'm over at a bar trying to order a drink, and Thing 2 comes out of nowhere and grabs my ass. Hellooo
She tells me that no, with boys that I flirt with I grab their dick no problem, and grabs my dick. OH, cool.
She starts to bring up how she was tied up at all posts of the bed, and the only words she were allowed to say were "yes" and "no", and I brush her tits with my arm. Then she tells me to grab her tits. I grab her left boob and go "ooo, very nice". She says that's the small one, so I grab both her tits, saying "oh, you can tell a difference?". Great tits. Lmao this probably looked insane to anyone watching. Hahahaha, fuck.
I ask her if she's with the guy next to her, and she says no, there's boys I'm friends with, and boys I flirt with, silly. So that's indirectly saying she wants me. And, plus I'm squeezing her tits still. I tell her that she better fucking stop this shit, because I'm getting half chub right now. She says she's thinking about grabbing my dick again, but doesn't.
I pull of and say she's invited to my friends after party. She says that I have her number, and I say I'll call her. THEN, I realize she's got me right where she wants me, because she goes "what?" then spins back into her friend and does shots with him. I turn back to the bar and comment to the bartender, in an attempt to fall out of her trap. Before she leaves I squeeze her ass and tell her I'll see her later. I'm practically 3/4 hard, standing there, at the bar, with nothing in the world but her pussy on my mind.
So, that was interesting.
After this I go back to my friends and talk to some girl, kiss her on the cheek, and her boyfriend get's pissed. I tell him to watch her, she's dangerous, and he cheers up. My friends leave to another bar, I lost em.
I'm absolutley shitfaced at this point, and make my way to another bar, stopping at a gyro shoppe. I flirt with the cashier and get her number. When I text her later I realize she went to my highscool, but then I don't reciprocate after a while. Idk why I just lost interest. She was a HB6.
I get to the other bar, and same shit, mostly just highschool people. I see motherfuckers in the mosh pit at the bar below me, and start pretending to snipe them. They see me so I run down the stairs and party in the most pit for a while.
Eventually this girl who I've wanted to bang since like sophomore year of HS see's me and comes up to me, complimenting my clothing. I tell her thank you, then move her to another bar. I'm holding her hand. There we get waters and I get a beer. We make some small talk and I try to cold read her and do somewhat accurately. I chase frame her and play with her hair saying it's sexy when it's all fucked up. Her friends show up and are being friendly with me, then they leave me and her. I tell her I'm gonna go home soon. She is too to "wake up her friend". I tell her I'm gonna be joining her, but not to wake her friend up. Then she get's up and says bye, but gives me a flirty smile when walking away.
After this I go home, because I had been out for too long. I see the girl walking away slowly, by herself (even though her friends are around). I wonder, was this a shit test? Did she want me to persist? She had never came up to me like that before, and let me play with her hair and shit. She also complimented me with a sexy smile and accepted my chaseframe... I don't know. My outlook could have been fucked up since I was so drunk.
I went to bed and woke up still drunk.
Now, texts with Thing 2.
Me: hey
Her: Suh
Me: what's Thing 2 doing
Me: Hue just woke up
Her: Please stop speaking like that
Me: lol k loser
Her: Thing 2 is going to [bar]
Her: Loser
Me: nice this loser I know just invited me there
Me: love the bitch but idk if I'll go
Her: (2 hours later) Ur not any fun
Me: *picture of a smiling gorilla flipping her off*
Me: love you too ;-*
Her: Racist
Me: at least I'm not sexist darling
Her: I'm going to clean the shit out of ur place
Me: I do need some help with that.. my place gets pretty dirty
Me: lemme know when you can
Her: Shut up
My thought process with this...
Ping her --> not too thirsty
She's being a bitch --> be kind of an asshole back (I think I was slightly butt hurt in the reply to (I'm going to [bar])
Picture of gorilla --> fuck you bitch lol
Lemme know when you can --> I'm ending the conversation, but hmu when ur done playing games
Her reply "Shut up" puts me in a tricky spot. I knew this challenge wasn't over. She's super good at playing games.
If I reply to shut up, I'm incongruent with ending the conversation
If I don't reply to shut up, now I'm letting her dominate.
I chose not to reply, because I'd rather be consistent in the "fuck your games bitch, let's make this happen" approach.
Just now, 2.5 hours later, I called her and she ignored it. Too bad. Any thoughts on this appreciated.
Still a great day (;
Cheers,
Hue