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Happy Halloween Biotches!

Mr.Rob

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Happy Halloween Mother Fuckers!

I'm bout to go pimp it in my all original costume of "St. Nick with Testicular cancer".

Wasn't shit left costume wise last minute except Christmas shit that was put out today for Christmas.

It's two of these santa dressed up plastic jugs (that your grandma would put candy in) that I drilled holes into the head of and filled with vodka and sprite. These booze canisters are attached at my waist line and will represent my swollen balls from testicular cancer. Theres a giant straw coming out of each one for hoes to suck on. I have a white beard and red sweater and a cape just because capes are fucking pimp.

How do you fuckers dress up?!

peace out!

-Rob
 
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