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Cro-Magnon Man
Cro-Magnon Man
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JusT a quick one.


My original Craigslist post-


hey! you naughty little princess ..

you're a little angel with a naughty side

you like to get treated like an elegant lady outside, and get treated like a bad bad girl when we are alone

you don't let just anyone see your naughty side, it's private. that's ok. we can keep a secret. just don't fall in love with me


i'm a man, in the bedroom and out. i'm a good guy and i'll treat you right. in return you must be feminine, above all else. a girly girl who takes care of her body.
i find beauty in strange places. if you look a little quirky, or think you're not pretty, you might be surprised. also, i have a thing for imperfect teeth, and pointy ears. if you have ears like a pixie, that's definitely a bonus.
obviously if you are outstandingly beautiful, with perfect teeth and no pointy ears, i might still be interested. we'll see ,-)


me: blond hair, blue eyes, athletic body, good looking. charming. and also modest ,-)



To which I received this email-

Hi,

You have really particular taste, I must say. Also, I'm not sure you're as modest as you think, or good looking for that matter =p

I'm Chinese Canadian in my 20s, fun and easy going. 

I've attached a pic  to ensure you I don't scare ppl away =p

Cheers,
B. **pic of very pretty and normal looking girl attached


So far I've got this


Hi, B

Well I'm not seeing any pointy ears, no snaggletooth, either.... **sigh**

but, you seem nice, no bullshit and a little bit cheeky, I like that



I want to keep that but can't think of a suitable call to action. I don't wanna jump straight in to asking for a meet. Usually I'll get the girl to suggest that.
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake
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