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fellas,
this is my first lay report here and I'm writing this while enjoying the shit out of "lowlife" from theory of a deadman. god, do I love this song!
anyway, I was looking for an apparment in this major city (keywords are gentrification and urbanization here...lol) of my country that I wanted to move to. unfortunately I am not the only one with this idea. It turned out to be a huge pain in the ass after I regularly went to visit appartment after appartment which always shaped up as a fucking job interview with about 20 people competing for 1 vacant position. So I ditched my strategy and just went to not give a fuck about the appartment itself anymore and just focus on vibing with the real estate agents. Yeah of course did I asked questions about the appartment, had a look at it etc. but just for the sake of vibing lol. After 20 "rejections" I got 4 appartments in one week after changing my strategy! The appartment that I am now living in is a very special one because of the way how the jobinterview-like visit went haha.
I try to keep it as to the point as possible though. I enter the appartment and there are 2 girls with their mother already in. I walk straight to the real estate agent and introduce myself in a very self-confident way, good eye-contact, grounded etc. Now usually people here totally submit to the real estate agent, hanging on their lips and listening to every fucking word they say as if they were their fucking teacher lol. In contrast to that I just tell her "I look around the appartment" and walk through it without asking. (You should see people here, there are so timid to do anything wrong that they are totally passive and submissive lol because of the appartment market). By her name and her very subtle accent I can tell she's Russian (thank god I speak Russian
. So my strategy was to look at the appartment, come back to her, go back walkign and looking around etc. (which also a kind of push-pull instead of being needy both in regard to sexual advances as well as appearing to have abundance with the appartment market). At one point she said she finished showing us around and happy to answer further questions. The two girls with their mothers ask questions (like you ask questions in school to show the teacher that you're kissing his ass). I am totally relaxed and calm an don't really give a fuck. So I enter the conversation and just draw the attention to me.
SUPER SUBTLE IOI
Then, what's super subtle but important, is that she tells us: "In case you are not interested in the appartment, please don't send me any mail. It's not a problem for me at all to get someone to rent the appartment. So I don't care if anybody DOESNT want this appartment. Sounds arrogant but that's what I can be in this market situation). What I noticed in group settings with very confident women is that they try to indirectly show their value by either Disqualfiying herself, disqualifying YOU or hinting at their abundance when they are interested in me. So call me delusional but this is exactly what she did there. And from that I deduct that she probably wouldn't have used such cocky words without my presence ;-) (if they react to you, and if its only in a sublte way, thats what you want like RSD Julien always preached)
So we talk a bit further, just vibing and she asks me questions like where I am workign etc. All while the two girls with their mothers stand their like little dogs waiting for the command of their owner LOL. So I like the absurdity of the sitauton (us talking while 4 people just observe) and get even more relaxed and laid-back with my voice and presence. Finally after estimated observation of 15min (!!!! LOL) they leave.
Me: Jesus, talking about desperation.
She: Yeah, that's totally normal for me
Me: Teacher's pets, hein? (DHV by contrast) But we also found out something new today!
She: What is it?
Me: Well I found out that you are so arrogant (callback humour) and you are about to find out that (I pull my smartphone out where I have saved the formula for the application of the appartment already filled in with everything) I am a super prepared guy. (I show her my smartphone and press the send button to her mail adress) You can call me teacher pet if you like
She: Being first doesn't mean that you get the appartment (SHIT TEST!!)))
Me: That's fine (unreactive). I have one more question though.
She: Tell me.
Me: You seem very confident, very professional. For someone like you it shouldn't be a problem to seperate between personal and profession stuff, correct?
She: (totally gets the inuendo) I always seperate between the two.
Me: (in Russian) Can you give me the good news over a drink?
She: (in Russian) What good news?
Me: That I got the appartment
We exchange numbers and the rest is history
this is my first lay report here and I'm writing this while enjoying the shit out of "lowlife" from theory of a deadman. god, do I love this song!
anyway, I was looking for an apparment in this major city (keywords are gentrification and urbanization here...lol) of my country that I wanted to move to. unfortunately I am not the only one with this idea. It turned out to be a huge pain in the ass after I regularly went to visit appartment after appartment which always shaped up as a fucking job interview with about 20 people competing for 1 vacant position. So I ditched my strategy and just went to not give a fuck about the appartment itself anymore and just focus on vibing with the real estate agents. Yeah of course did I asked questions about the appartment, had a look at it etc. but just for the sake of vibing lol. After 20 "rejections" I got 4 appartments in one week after changing my strategy! The appartment that I am now living in is a very special one because of the way how the jobinterview-like visit went haha.
I try to keep it as to the point as possible though. I enter the appartment and there are 2 girls with their mother already in. I walk straight to the real estate agent and introduce myself in a very self-confident way, good eye-contact, grounded etc. Now usually people here totally submit to the real estate agent, hanging on their lips and listening to every fucking word they say as if they were their fucking teacher lol. In contrast to that I just tell her "I look around the appartment" and walk through it without asking. (You should see people here, there are so timid to do anything wrong that they are totally passive and submissive lol because of the appartment market). By her name and her very subtle accent I can tell she's Russian (thank god I speak Russian
. So my strategy was to look at the appartment, come back to her, go back walkign and looking around etc. (which also a kind of push-pull instead of being needy both in regard to sexual advances as well as appearing to have abundance with the appartment market). At one point she said she finished showing us around and happy to answer further questions. The two girls with their mothers ask questions (like you ask questions in school to show the teacher that you're kissing his ass). I am totally relaxed and calm an don't really give a fuck. So I enter the conversation and just draw the attention to me.SUPER SUBTLE IOI
Then, what's super subtle but important, is that she tells us: "In case you are not interested in the appartment, please don't send me any mail. It's not a problem for me at all to get someone to rent the appartment. So I don't care if anybody DOESNT want this appartment. Sounds arrogant but that's what I can be in this market situation). What I noticed in group settings with very confident women is that they try to indirectly show their value by either Disqualfiying herself, disqualifying YOU or hinting at their abundance when they are interested in me. So call me delusional but this is exactly what she did there. And from that I deduct that she probably wouldn't have used such cocky words without my presence ;-) (if they react to you, and if its only in a sublte way, thats what you want like RSD Julien always preached)
So we talk a bit further, just vibing and she asks me questions like where I am workign etc. All while the two girls with their mothers stand their like little dogs waiting for the command of their owner LOL. So I like the absurdity of the sitauton (us talking while 4 people just observe) and get even more relaxed and laid-back with my voice and presence. Finally after estimated observation of 15min (!!!! LOL) they leave.
Me: Jesus, talking about desperation.
She: Yeah, that's totally normal for me
Me: Teacher's pets, hein? (DHV by contrast) But we also found out something new today!
She: What is it?
Me: Well I found out that you are so arrogant (callback humour) and you are about to find out that (I pull my smartphone out where I have saved the formula for the application of the appartment already filled in with everything) I am a super prepared guy. (I show her my smartphone and press the send button to her mail adress) You can call me teacher pet if you like
She: Being first doesn't mean that you get the appartment (SHIT TEST!!)))
Me: That's fine (unreactive). I have one more question though.
She: Tell me.
Me: You seem very confident, very professional. For someone like you it shouldn't be a problem to seperate between personal and profession stuff, correct?
She: (totally gets the inuendo) I always seperate between the two.
Me: (in Russian) Can you give me the good news over a drink?
She: (in Russian) What good news?
Me: That I got the appartment
We exchange numbers and the rest is history
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