fuck the curve. people scared about a cold give me a break. like, anyone ever had their ass whooped before? or getting t-boned by a dumbass running a red light? Or trapped beneath a big ass wave for who knows how long? <== this is some scary shit. Oh Jesus, but a cold!!! A fever!! Bed ridden!! That is apparently some serious shit we need to quiver our legs about. I’m not scared of an ass whooping, and I’m certainly not scared of a bad cough and some fever.
I don’t even think it’s rebellious or flexing. People are just scared of stupid shit. It’s not my fault everyone’s scared of getting sick, clinging on to life too much! I bet half these scared people talk about their “travels” and how “adventurous” they are, but then when a cold comes along they lock themselves up all while the flowers are blooming and the planets spinning. I understand we all get scared of dumb shit from time to time, but what we’re currently seeing is paranoia at a planetary level. It’s like that emperors new clothes fable, but applied to the whole planet. “Oh, I’m scared of getting sick, why aren’t you?” I’m sure someone will make a useful child’s tale out of this whole phenomenon once it’s all over and no one’s afraid of speaking the obvious without getting shamed for not “flattening the curve.” Something like “long ago, there was a chinaman who caught the flu. ‘If I can catch the flu,’ he said. ‘Than you can too!’ Soon all his friends thought they had the flu, then all of China, then the whole planet!”
The place I’m currently staying at, they’ve got the television on the news 24/7. I never watch news. I don’t like getting hypnotized by a bunch of faggots. Anyway, if that nonsense was on all day in my usual place you can guarantee my mind would be different. My brain is not immune to lies unfortunately. So these people I’m staying with are all huddled and scared of getting sick, watching this bullshit all day