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How to Use Your Bad Hair Day as An Excuse to Cold Approach

Oskar

Tool-Bearing Hominid
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Your hair doesn't look good? It's windy? You haven't had a chance to shower this week? But you still want to go pick-up that cute lass who just passed you and touched her hair after peripherally glancing in your direction? Don't interpret it as she is subconsciously making sure her hair is alright because yours looks crazy, instead, use it as an excuse to go approach her! The rationalization goes: the messier your hair is the more it will make girls subconsciously touch theirs, which is a reaction that will trigger a spike in their attraction, whether or not they are attracted to you, as they also often do that very behavior when they're attracted to someone, shooting endorphins into their brains because of a chain reaction, which will make them more open to approaches. And all this... triggered by your bad hair day. Think of it like Pavlov's dog with the bell.

-Oskar

P.S. Make sure you approach her before your just-out-of-the-sack-sexiness makes her start drooling all over the pavement. Perhaps offer her to come grab a drink -- you don't wan't her to be dehydrated do you?
 
the right date makes getting her back home a piece of cake

Oskar

Tool-Bearing Hominid
Tool-Bearing Hominid
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I'm going to have to try this next time I go indirect...

"You: You look pretty dehydrated, is it because of my hair?
Her: Uhhh?
You: It's okay, I get it all the time. Your style is pretty sharp, by the way.
Her: Thanks :)
You: My name is <boys name>.
Her: Nice to meet you, I'm <girls name>.
You: Hmmm, are you single, <girls name>?
Her: No, I have a boyfriend...
You: What, just one? Anyway, I'm j'st curious. You look like a <cold read>.
Her: Yes you're right, actually.
You: I knew it, I can tell by your... hey, let's get out of the way of these people real quick. <move her>
You: Anyway... what were we talking about?...
 
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