Humpert's OR/FU Journal

[Humpert]

After reading Chase's article on effort aversion, I decided I should keep an FU journal for now so I can be held accountable (the main reason I'm on here). I didn't want to clutter up my Newbie Assignment with all the failing I had been doing, so how about a fuck-up journal? My Goal with this is to have at least an OR/FU entry 3 times a week.

I noticed I've gotten lazy with this and fell off commitment wise. I'm shaking vices and am focused solely on getting this shit handled.

 

[Humpert]

After work, out at a bar right now eating dinner. Its pretty much empty, and theres no prospects in here. Sitting at the bar, the only one I could maybe flirt with is the bartender. She's bantering with 2 sloppy drunks who are seated beside me. My thought process is that it would be pretty lame for me to join in as well. I know I should probably do it anyway... So I call her by the name on the back of the jersey she's wearing, and she comes over. 'I like your ring,' I say. She starts yapping about her ring, highly jovial. I give her a smirk. Sexy vibe is so easy. This is all that transpires though!

Gonna try a different bar tomorrow night; theres only super fancy shit around here unfortunately, but I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[Humpert]

Walking outside to my car, I spot this dime fetching something from her SUV. She catches me looking so I wave at her, and she waves back. When I'm close enough to talk with her, I ask her her name. Turns out she's nowhere near as pretty as I thought, but shes got that hot girl 'tude and is also a huge bitch. Instantly turned off, I start acting like an asshole who can't stand her. And its kind of fun, me being a dick, her being a bitch. I leave by saying 'Thanks for being so 'entertaining'.'