"I don't date shorter guys"

[andersen09]

This wasn't directed at me but I was just recently talking to a girl and thought it was funny.
Today, I was in that "I just got laid and don't really give a fuck - yet peaceful" vibe.

So I'm talking to this girl and we're doing the standard teasing

Me: Let me try your drink
Her: (Hands me her drink)
Me: Your spits all over this straw (there weren't lol)
Her: Too bad! You get to share my spit
Me: Well, I have herpes, so now you're gonna get Andersen herpes.
Her: Omg

(Normal Convo)

Few minutes later we talk about dating

Her: I don't date shorter guys
Me: Why not? (She's 5'4)
Her: I tried dating shorter guys, and it's kind of a turn off when I have to look down to kiss my boyfriend.
Me: Just stay on your knees, he won't be shorter than.

Her: (Mouth wide open) I should slap you! (Playful undertone)
Me: I'm just saying, I date taller girls all the time. They look prettier when they're on their knees.
Her: (Look of disbelief)
Me: Anyway, I got to go, enjoy my herpes !

Just thought it was funny cause I usually stay subtle.
But that was the first thing that popped up in my head.

Use at your own risk.

 

[readjusting]

I like the "why not?" as the first response