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I went to Casey’s General store to get quarters ones day. Then I met this girl there! She was pretty attractive. Also a manager
I tried to go for a number close but it did not work. She insisted on giving me her Facebook.
Whatever. I usually don’t fuck with social media. Makes me feel like a fan or some shit!
But I was like fuck it and took it. I added her, but had like zero expectations. In fact I had negative expectations. I'm working on it. I just don't like social media and may text dynamics, but then again most people don't like what they suck at. No excuses.
Anyway after a very lonely and conflicting day I randomly to message her while sitting out in my car.
“ Wassup HB7, I saw a picture of Freud as a kid on my feed and you popped into my head.” ( She majors in psychology at my school, but online school. Also I stole this ping format from @Tony D. Love him.)
About 1 hour later
Her
“ What is Freud lol”
Oh shit she’s dumb.
Me
“ Don’t worry about it lol, he might’ve been good. What you up to in this cornfield town? Make any dreams come true today?”
No reply crickets. Well whatever I didn’t expect anything
Let’s fast forward a couple more lonely days. Been a lonesome day with bleak news. After a disappointing date and a series of sobering realities. Can’t sleep.
I get a message.
I tried to go for a number close but it did not work. She insisted on giving me her Facebook.
Whatever. I usually don’t fuck with social media. Makes me feel like a fan or some shit!
But I was like fuck it and took it. I added her, but had like zero expectations. In fact I had negative expectations. I'm working on it. I just don't like social media and may text dynamics, but then again most people don't like what they suck at. No excuses.
Anyway after a very lonely and conflicting day I randomly to message her while sitting out in my car.
“ Wassup HB7, I saw a picture of Freud as a kid on my feed and you popped into my head.” ( She majors in psychology at my school, but online school. Also I stole this ping format from @Tony D. Love him.)
About 1 hour later
Her
“ What is Freud lol”
Oh shit she’s dumb.
Me
“ Don’t worry about it lol, he might’ve been good. What you up to in this cornfield town? Make any dreams come true today?”
No reply crickets. Well whatever I didn’t expect anything
Let’s fast forward a couple more lonely days. Been a lonesome day with bleak news. After a disappointing date and a series of sobering realities. Can’t sleep.
I get a message.
Her
“ Whaaat sorry I just saw this” 12:58=
Me
“ A message at 1:00. I’m a lady HB7. I don’t do booty calls anymore ” 1:00
(Stole this from Skills. Thank you friend)
Her
“ Neither do i where are you though?” 1:01
Me
“ In My Apartment….
Being good” 1:02
Her
“ Where tho?” 1:03
Me
“ I just wanted to be good tonight. [My Apartment Location]” 1:04
Her
“ I was gonna see if you’d buy my friend alcohol actually sir” 1:05
Me
“ Yeah right. That’s what they all say then we end up waking up the next day a mess” 1:08
Her
“ Noo lol I promise” 1:09
Me
“ You’re all horny monsters. I’m helpless . Pics of your “friend” (if she even exists)” 1:13
She sends the pic of her and her friend
She has a nice Midwestern girl shape.
Her
“ We don’t wanna do anything lol, just want drinks. And I’ll come pick you up and tip you.” 1:15
Me
“ yeah yeah. come in 20 minutes” 1:18
Her
“ You are 21 right lol” 1:21
Me
“ .........Money is.” 1:23
Her
“ You Are Not Then?”
I'm not looking at her I'm bored. I don’t reply. I don’t care. Sometimes silence is the best answer. It's direct and people can't handle tension. Words take energy.
Her
“ I’m coming lol”
Good girl. I give her a thumbs up.
I shower really quick and put on some stuff that’ll make me look less like I’m 18 haha. I have no clue how old she is. Older than me I’d guess. My plan is to give her cash then attempt to get some head or something.
Her
" Here"
I walk do a vocal exercise and check my posture. I’m exhausted. This will be a frame battle with a ton of shit tests. Plus the objective of getting alcohol is impossible for me. Whatever here goes nothing. Could be interesting. Might get laid.
“ Whaaat sorry I just saw this” 12:58=
Me
“ A message at 1:00. I’m a lady HB7. I don’t do booty calls anymore ” 1:00
(Stole this from Skills. Thank you friend)
Her
“ Neither do i where are you though?” 1:01
Me
“ In My Apartment….
Being good” 1:02
Her
“ Where tho?” 1:03
Me
“ I just wanted to be good tonight. [My Apartment Location]” 1:04
Her
“ I was gonna see if you’d buy my friend alcohol actually sir” 1:05
Me
“ Yeah right. That’s what they all say then we end up waking up the next day a mess” 1:08
Her
“ Noo lol I promise” 1:09
Me
“ You’re all horny monsters. I’m helpless . Pics of your “friend” (if she even exists)” 1:13
She sends the pic of her and her friend
She has a nice Midwestern girl shape.
Her
“ We don’t wanna do anything lol, just want drinks. And I’ll come pick you up and tip you.” 1:15
Me
“ yeah yeah. come in 20 minutes” 1:18
Her
“ You are 21 right lol” 1:21
Me
“ .........Money is.” 1:23
Her
“ You Are Not Then?”
I'm not looking at her I'm bored. I don’t reply. I don’t care. Sometimes silence is the best answer. It's direct and people can't handle tension. Words take energy.
Her
“ I’m coming lol”
Good girl. I give her a thumbs up.
I shower really quick and put on some stuff that’ll make me look less like I’m 18 haha. I have no clue how old she is. Older than me I’d guess. My plan is to give her cash then attempt to get some head or something.
Her
" Here"
I walk do a vocal exercise and check my posture. I’m exhausted. This will be a frame battle with a ton of shit tests. Plus the objective of getting alcohol is impossible for me. Whatever here goes nothing. Could be interesting. Might get laid.
I get outside and see a dude driving. My set is sitting next to me and her friend in the front. She looks nice, but goddamn why is he here.
Me
“ Wassup. This a group night?"
Her friend
" Hi! Yeah."
My set
“ You’re 21 right?”
Me
“ ............Money is.”
Her male friend chimes in
“ Goddamn is this gonna work. Is he even 21?”
Her female friend
“ How old are you”
Me
“ huh”
My set
“ Are you 21?”
Me
“ Just get cash stop it with these questions.”
The guy
“ Hold on bro how old are you because if you aren’t 21 this won’t work.”
He goes on and on
“ I’m like are you the fbi or something bro sheesh just get the cash. I don’t drink.”
They start laughing
My set
“ fuck it let’s try.”
Her male friend
“ Are you high? How high are you?”
Me
“ Huh”
They start laughing
People think I’m high sometimes. I have a lazy way of speaking sometimes haha. Disarms people.
Me
“ Just get the cash.”
They start laughing
Female Friend
" We have the cash. Haha! Unless you'll pay?"
Me
"....................."
Female friend
" Guess that's a no haha."
Me pointing at a mural
" That's a nice painting."
Jokes about being high and me being nonchalant just chilling. I ask them some questions about where they are from and where they are headed. Just engaging with my sets friends casually.
Me
“ I don’t even know your names and you’ve been grilling me for my life story........... You Police Detectives............ These are your friends HB7?”
At this point my set introduces them after they laugh.
I haven’t laughed. Sort of sad too. Bad news all day. I can mask it well though. Just focus on the set and enjoying being an asshole not answering questions.
My set introduces her friends and the guy shakes my hand. He’s like
“ I’m [male name] not [female name].”
I decide to call the guy by the female friends name. They think I’m high and it’s funny to tool him.
I say “ It’s nice to have another lady in here. Makes me feel safer.”
The female friend starts busting out.
“ Are you trans?”
Me
“ Huh?”
The friend
“ How many genders are there?”
Me
“ ……………Well shit you asked. How many are there?”
The male friend
“ TWO”
The female friend pointing at her male friend
“ He’s trans haha.”
He accepts it and then he turns around and says he’s had a dick and balls for 19 years. I'm ok with this guy. He sucks.
I’m not really invested. I just keep calling him the female friends name. Treating him like a girl.
Anyway they pull up to a Casey’s
Me
“ Wassup. This a group night?"
Her friend
" Hi! Yeah."
My set
“ You’re 21 right?”
Me
“ ............Money is.”
Her male friend chimes in
“ Goddamn is this gonna work. Is he even 21?”
Her female friend
“ How old are you”
Me
“ huh”
My set
“ Are you 21?”
Me
“ Just get cash stop it with these questions.”
The guy
“ Hold on bro how old are you because if you aren’t 21 this won’t work.”
He goes on and on
“ I’m like are you the fbi or something bro sheesh just get the cash. I don’t drink.”
They start laughing
My set
“ fuck it let’s try.”
Her male friend
“ Are you high? How high are you?”
Me
“ Huh”
They start laughing
People think I’m high sometimes. I have a lazy way of speaking sometimes haha. Disarms people.
Me
“ Just get the cash.”
They start laughing
Female Friend
" We have the cash. Haha! Unless you'll pay?"
Me
"....................."
Female friend
" Guess that's a no haha."
Me pointing at a mural
" That's a nice painting."
Jokes about being high and me being nonchalant just chilling. I ask them some questions about where they are from and where they are headed. Just engaging with my sets friends casually.
Me
“ I don’t even know your names and you’ve been grilling me for my life story........... You Police Detectives............ These are your friends HB7?”
At this point my set introduces them after they laugh.
I haven’t laughed. Sort of sad too. Bad news all day. I can mask it well though. Just focus on the set and enjoying being an asshole not answering questions.
My set introduces her friends and the guy shakes my hand. He’s like
“ I’m [male name] not [female name].”
I decide to call the guy by the female friends name. They think I’m high and it’s funny to tool him.
I say “ It’s nice to have another lady in here. Makes me feel safer.”
The female friend starts busting out.
“ Are you trans?”
Me
“ Huh?”
The friend
“ How many genders are there?”
Me
“ ……………Well shit you asked. How many are there?”
The male friend
“ TWO”
The female friend pointing at her male friend
“ He’s trans haha.”
He accepts it and then he turns around and says he’s had a dick and balls for 19 years. I'm ok with this guy. He sucks.
I’m not really invested. I just keep calling him the female friends name. Treating him like a girl.
Anyway they pull up to a Casey’s
I’m looking around.
My Set says
" Look at me."
I look at her
My set
“ Alright you need an ID. In here. Do you have an ID?”
Me
“ Just give me the cash.”
Female friend
“ What if he runs off with it!?”
Me
“ What the hell. I won’t”
My set hands me the cash.
It’s showtime. I’m not going to be able to get this alcohol from the worker no matter what and furthermore I don’t drink so I have no clue what alcohol they are talking about .
I step out of the car. My goal is to get these guys alcohol. I think of my options and remember a time a dude bought me alcohol for no reason. I didn’t even ask. This time I would. Just for the pussy.
I’m looking for someone over 21
All that matters is that I get the alcohol.
The worse that happens is that I can’t get it. In that case nothing really happens I don’t expect much. If I get the chance then I’ll try to pull HB7.
I pace outside for a moment. Calming any nerves and getting any thought but success out/ accepting the absolute worse outcome.
Time to use my cold approach skills. But for alcohol this time.
My Set says
" Look at me."
I look at her
My set
“ Alright you need an ID. In here. Do you have an ID?”
Me
“ Just give me the cash.”
Female friend
“ What if he runs off with it!?”
Me
“ What the hell. I won’t”
My set hands me the cash.
It’s showtime. I’m not going to be able to get this alcohol from the worker no matter what and furthermore I don’t drink so I have no clue what alcohol they are talking about .
I step out of the car. My goal is to get these guys alcohol. I think of my options and remember a time a dude bought me alcohol for no reason. I didn’t even ask. This time I would. Just for the pussy.
I’m looking for someone over 21
All that matters is that I get the alcohol.
The worse that happens is that I can’t get it. In that case nothing really happens I don’t expect much. If I get the chance then I’ll try to pull HB7.
I pace outside for a moment. Calming any nerves and getting any thought but success out/ accepting the absolute worse outcome.
Time to use my cold approach skills. But for alcohol this time.
I approach my first set
Light tap on his shoulder.
Me
“ Hey are you 21?” Probably too much uptone.
1st set
“ Fuck no.”
Well what can you expect when you supplicate.
Me
“ oh ok.”
Light tap on his shoulder.
Me
“ Hey are you 21?” Probably too much uptone.
1st set
“ Fuck no.”
Well what can you expect when you supplicate.
Me
“ oh ok.”
There’s another adult looking dude.
Me
“ Are you 21?” No supplication. He’s hooked. I am direct eye contact.
Him
“ Yeah why?” Skeptical look.
Me
“ Can you do me a favor? Get this alcohol for me.”
Him
“ ……………….No I don’t do that for people I don’t know.”
Me
“ What do you mean?” Smile” We’re old friends.”
He smiles
His frame is cracking
Him
“ I’m sorry I just don’t”
Me
“ What‘s your name?”
He tells me and shakes my hand
Me
“ See we’re old friends ( his name)”
Him
“ If I had my ID I’d do it.”
Me
“ Hmm you look old enough. Just take this cash and see what happens.”
Him
“ They ID you here.”
Me
“ C’mon (his name) you have a glorious beard.”
Him
“ ………..I can’t sorry man.”
Me
“ Please. We’ll give you some.”
It’s over I shake his hand and say
Me
“ I’ll let you go (his name).”
Smile and leave for another target.
Me
“ Are you 21?” No supplication. He’s hooked. I am direct eye contact.
Him
“ Yeah why?” Skeptical look.
Me
“ Can you do me a favor? Get this alcohol for me.”
Him
“ ……………….No I don’t do that for people I don’t know.”
Me
“ What do you mean?” Smile” We’re old friends.”
He smiles
His frame is cracking
Him
“ I’m sorry I just don’t”
Me
“ What‘s your name?”
He tells me and shakes my hand
Me
“ See we’re old friends ( his name)”
Him
“ If I had my ID I’d do it.”
Me
“ Hmm you look old enough. Just take this cash and see what happens.”
Him
“ They ID you here.”
Me
“ C’mon (his name) you have a glorious beard.”
Him
“ ………..I can’t sorry man.”
Me
“ Please. We’ll give you some.”
It’s over I shake his hand and say
Me
“ I’ll let you go (his name).”
Smile and leave for another target.
See a group of young looking people. Fuck it
Me
“ Are you 21?”
Him
“ No.”
I’m just like ok
Him
“ In 5 years hit me up.”
I don’t care I’m on a mission. I walk away with a smile.
Me
“ Are you 21?”
Him
“ No.”
I’m just like ok
Him
“ In 5 years hit me up.”
I don’t care I’m on a mission. I walk away with a smile.
Then right as I’ve hit a wall
I see one more guy.
New strategy.
Get his name first.
Raised voice no supplication. Confident step
Me
“ What’s your name man?”
Me
“ ( his name)”
Firm handshake, slight smile, and solid eye contact.
He’s hooked, intrigued.
Me
“ Can you do me a favor ( his name)”
A little more motion in my tone, but I’m still high power due to delivery and high contact.
Him
“ what?”
Me
“ Can you get me some ( name of the alcohol)”
Silence for the moment
I pull the money out for him
Him
“ Ok. What brand again.”
Oh my lord! Thank god! I couldn’t believe it. I faked like it was natural though. Persistence pays!
Me
“ Um I’m not sure. Come with me.”
Gotta make sure it’s the right drink. He looks like he knows.
He follows me
Him
“ ...........cops...
I didn't hear him clearly. I was hoping he didn't just say the word cops but I caught that.
Me
" Huh?" Blank face
Him
" You're not the cops right." Wasn't really a question it was an accusation
Me Hands up
“ Jesus no! Far from it”
He's still following me, but we need to address this objection.
Once we’re out the door
Me
“ I’m just trying to get laid.”
Him
“ Oh ok bro.”
Thank you man! I love you.
We get out there and walk up to the car
I motion for the male friend to roll down the windows. He does it.
Me
“ This is my old friend ( his name). What drinks are you getting.”
They're flabbergasted haha.
They tell him. I just look at the stars.
My new friend
“ Ok!
He has the money and goes in.
I follow suit. I look at snacks and contemplate whether or not he ran off with the number. I check the back door. It smells faintly like him. His breath smelled alcoholic.
He could rob us and that’d be it. I went to check. I visualized what I’d say if he did. Then walked back in and accidentally bumped into a dude while thinking
Me
“ Oh sorry dude.”
I pat his shoulder.
I’m looking down.
Him
“ Oh hey!”
Oh shit this person knows me.
I don’t recognize the voice right now. I look up
I see one more guy.
New strategy.
Get his name first.
Raised voice no supplication. Confident step
Me
“ What’s your name man?”
Me
“ ( his name)”
Firm handshake, slight smile, and solid eye contact.
He’s hooked, intrigued.
Me
“ Can you do me a favor ( his name)”
A little more motion in my tone, but I’m still high power due to delivery and high contact.
Him
“ what?”
Me
“ Can you get me some ( name of the alcohol)”
Silence for the moment
I pull the money out for him
Him
“ Ok. What brand again.”
Oh my lord! Thank god! I couldn’t believe it. I faked like it was natural though. Persistence pays!
Me
“ Um I’m not sure. Come with me.”
Gotta make sure it’s the right drink. He looks like he knows.
He follows me
Him
“ ...........cops...
I didn't hear him clearly. I was hoping he didn't just say the word cops but I caught that.
Me
" Huh?" Blank face
Him
" You're not the cops right." Wasn't really a question it was an accusation
Me Hands up
“ Jesus no! Far from it”
He's still following me, but we need to address this objection.
Once we’re out the door
Me
“ I’m just trying to get laid.”
Him
“ Oh ok bro.”
Thank you man! I love you.
We get out there and walk up to the car
I motion for the male friend to roll down the windows. He does it.
Me
“ This is my old friend ( his name). What drinks are you getting.”
They're flabbergasted haha.
They tell him. I just look at the stars.
My new friend
“ Ok!
He has the money and goes in.
I follow suit. I look at snacks and contemplate whether or not he ran off with the number. I check the back door. It smells faintly like him. His breath smelled alcoholic.
He could rob us and that’d be it. I went to check. I visualized what I’d say if he did. Then walked back in and accidentally bumped into a dude while thinking
Me
“ Oh sorry dude.”
I pat his shoulder.
I’m looking down.
Him
“ Oh hey!”
Oh shit this person knows me.
I don’t recognize the voice right now. I look up
For those of you who read my logistics journal you'll know I brought up how small this place is haha the potential wildcard and social circle things. Anyway guess who it is.
IT’S MY FUCKING TEACHER!
Why is he here at 2:00 Am? Fuck.
“ [teachers name]”
I sort of blank out at this point I see my friend carrying the beer. What a relief to see he didn’t run away with the money.
I’m just talking about small talk bullshit with my teacher I'm always around him. He's deep social circle and a mentor figure.
He’d never imagine I just convinced this dude to buy me alcohol by cold approaching. That I’m here because a girl I cold approached 1 week ago hit me up after not looking at my message and I used a stolen text line to frame her as the chaser. That I want to fuck her. That there’s a possibility I might.
It’s very charring. Funny even. Having my two worlds collide. I really feel like I have a double life.
I sent him an email earlier telling him what’s going on.
Him
“ How are you.”
Me
“ Not so good.” I’m very positive though so it doesn’t really stick. I just smile.
Him
“ Not so good huh.”
Me
"………… no” silence
Me
“ How did your performance go!”
We talk a bit about it.
I tell him I wish I could’ve gone. We walk to where I can see the dude I asked to buy beer buying beer.
My small talk is ok.
I ask him if he saw the email.
He says he didn’t.
It’s break why would he check his email.
He’s never guess why I’m here and what I’m doing. Why I keep looking at that dude.
I see my friend walk out. He has the alcohol.
I tell my teacher don’t worry about it and we start walking towards the door. I say goodbye!
I feel bad for being so short, but my teacher is one of my mentors. Honestly when he sees my email he might chalk up some of my weird behavior to that. Not too worried.
We walk out at the same time. I hope to god he doesn’t see that guy giving them alcohol then me getting in too haha. He’s pretty cool though. He makes fun of our boss haha. But this is my life. I’m a private guy.
It’s bad taste for people you work with to know too much about you IMO. He doesn’t have to know seducer Mist exists. I’m Cool Guy Student Mist to him. Only that.
Anyway we split and he’s luckily not looking at the car full of underage drinkers with a older guy who I approached buying it. I walk by set 1 and 2 and their family as I’m approaching my car. They all stop talking and just look at me with a ton of intrigue. I’m blank looking at them I don’t even say goodbye. I wonder if any of them is cops haha. Just keep walking.
He’s in the car haha. Being pretty discrete.
Why is he here at 2:00 Am? Fuck.
“ [teachers name]”
I sort of blank out at this point I see my friend carrying the beer. What a relief to see he didn’t run away with the money.
I’m just talking about small talk bullshit with my teacher I'm always around him. He's deep social circle and a mentor figure.
He’d never imagine I just convinced this dude to buy me alcohol by cold approaching. That I’m here because a girl I cold approached 1 week ago hit me up after not looking at my message and I used a stolen text line to frame her as the chaser. That I want to fuck her. That there’s a possibility I might.
It’s very charring. Funny even. Having my two worlds collide. I really feel like I have a double life.
I sent him an email earlier telling him what’s going on.
Him
“ How are you.”
Me
“ Not so good.” I’m very positive though so it doesn’t really stick. I just smile.
Him
“ Not so good huh.”
Me
"………… no” silence
Me
“ How did your performance go!”
We talk a bit about it.
I tell him I wish I could’ve gone. We walk to where I can see the dude I asked to buy beer buying beer.
My small talk is ok.
I ask him if he saw the email.
He says he didn’t.
It’s break why would he check his email.
He’s never guess why I’m here and what I’m doing. Why I keep looking at that dude.
I see my friend walk out. He has the alcohol.
I tell my teacher don’t worry about it and we start walking towards the door. I say goodbye!
I feel bad for being so short, but my teacher is one of my mentors. Honestly when he sees my email he might chalk up some of my weird behavior to that. Not too worried.
We walk out at the same time. I hope to god he doesn’t see that guy giving them alcohol then me getting in too haha. He’s pretty cool though. He makes fun of our boss haha. But this is my life. I’m a private guy.
It’s bad taste for people you work with to know too much about you IMO. He doesn’t have to know seducer Mist exists. I’m Cool Guy Student Mist to him. Only that.
Anyway we split and he’s luckily not looking at the car full of underage drinkers with a older guy who I approached buying it. I walk by set 1 and 2 and their family as I’m approaching my car. They all stop talking and just look at me with a ton of intrigue. I’m blank looking at them I don’t even say goodbye. I wonder if any of them is cops haha. Just keep walking.
He’s in the car haha. Being pretty discrete.
Love to see it.
I head in on the side my girl is and open the door.
I make her sit in between us two. I want to get some contact.
Blah blah blah they talk a bit about money.
My friend reaches over HB7 giving me the changed.
The female friend is like
“ but I paid”
Me
“ I get the tip remember.”
My set
“ But you didn’t do anything”
Me
“ ..........huh”
I take the tip.
My friend is like well you guys enjoy yourself and I never did this.
The HB7 male friend
“ Are you guys really old friends?”
My friend says yes. He plays along haha! What the hell.
He then leaves off into the night and I’m like bye old friend
You might’ve gotten me laid you glorious bastard. :,)
I’m in the car the male friends back to bitching.
She scoots over to the other side.
I’m bored.
He’s like
“ Do you want to go home back to smoking or drive around.”
Me
“ Just drive.”
I make her sit in between us two. I want to get some contact.
Blah blah blah they talk a bit about money.
My friend reaches over HB7 giving me the changed.
The female friend is like
“ but I paid”
Me
“ I get the tip remember.”
My set
“ But you didn’t do anything”
Me
“ ..........huh”
I take the tip.
My friend is like well you guys enjoy yourself and I never did this.
The HB7 male friend
“ Are you guys really old friends?”
My friend says yes. He plays along haha! What the hell.
He then leaves off into the night and I’m like bye old friend
You might’ve gotten me laid you glorious bastard. :,)
I’m in the car the male friends back to bitching.
She scoots over to the other side.
I’m bored.
He’s like
“ Do you want to go home back to smoking or drive around.”
Me
“ Just drive.”
We’re chilling. My sets attraction seems a bit higher. I asked to wear her Maga hat.
She did not comply.
She said wear her male friends hat, but she called him a girls name.
I owned the frame in that car. I was the leader.
He’s driving we’re chilling having a good time. My set has really pretty eyes. I'm finally looking at her. We're not saying much.
I want to fuck her.
Her male friend keepsps asking stupid questions. I take none of them seriously. I'm playful. You don't deserve energy.
I notice he’s driving on my street.
He’s taking me home. Fuck
I have both girls at the palm of my fingers.
The female friend is like no don’t drop him off he’s so cool. Why are you dropping him off.
He makes excuses and shit about family photos. I start reaching for my keys.
I consider telling them to get into my car since he has to go home. Let’s have fun, but I’m exhausted.
My energy levels are gone.
He persists in cockblocking me. I just say.
“ Wow. So you’re just going to treat me like some hoe pick me up. Bang me and then dump me. Then tell me to get the fuck outta your car?”
“ Yeah.”
“ wow”
I grab my keys
“ Know what I’ll go for my own drive.”
“ Ok.”
I summarize the hangout then say
“ I didn’t even get to wear your hat HB7.”
Her
“ Next time.”
The girls seem to just be sitting there. Waiting. I felt a strong urge to tell them come with me. He’s busy let’s party.
I didn’t though. Persistence is key. I didn’t go all the way up until I got a no.
I exited the vehicle they said bye. They had their beer.
I got 5 dollars. Now I’m at the lake writing this thinking of all the work I have to do.
She did not comply.
She said wear her male friends hat, but she called him a girls name.
I owned the frame in that car. I was the leader.
He’s driving we’re chilling having a good time. My set has really pretty eyes. I'm finally looking at her. We're not saying much.
I want to fuck her.
Her male friend keepsps asking stupid questions. I take none of them seriously. I'm playful. You don't deserve energy.
I notice he’s driving on my street.
He’s taking me home. Fuck
I have both girls at the palm of my fingers.
The female friend is like no don’t drop him off he’s so cool. Why are you dropping him off.
He makes excuses and shit about family photos. I start reaching for my keys.
I consider telling them to get into my car since he has to go home. Let’s have fun, but I’m exhausted.
My energy levels are gone.
He persists in cockblocking me. I just say.
“ Wow. So you’re just going to treat me like some hoe pick me up. Bang me and then dump me. Then tell me to get the fuck outta your car?”
“ Yeah.”
“ wow”
I grab my keys
“ Know what I’ll go for my own drive.”
“ Ok.”
I summarize the hangout then say
“ I didn’t even get to wear your hat HB7.”
Her
“ Next time.”
The girls seem to just be sitting there. Waiting. I felt a strong urge to tell them come with me. He’s busy let’s party.
I didn’t though. Persistence is key. I didn’t go all the way up until I got a no.
I exited the vehicle they said bye. They had their beer.
I got 5 dollars. Now I’m at the lake writing this thinking of all the work I have to do.
Well that’s life. Don’t know if I’ll respond if she hits me up again. I’ll probably just call her friend lame and tell her I’m picking her up then fuck her if I get another chance. I’m not interested in being their friend.
But anyway. Happy Labor Day I guess. I was sort of hoping while writing it’d turn into a magical LR. Like she’d message me after I drove away. Come get me and fuck me.
I guess it sort of did if LR means Loser Report. A man can dream right?
Nice to know my cold approach has improved so much though. I really credit all of that to my fundamentals.
More persistence and ending stronger probably would’ve worked.
Her male friend was weak. I probably could’ve peeled them away. They wanted fun. I wanted to smash. He was boring. He goes to my school. Definitely don’t want to know him. He kept trying to get the judge frame. Sorry man! I own the frame. You own the car and have these girls.
Girls just want to have fun.
Yet again I’m ambivalent. This sure will make for a funny story to those I choose to tell it to. I didn’t add every convo and some of this is shortened. A lot happened in a short amount of time.
Well anyway I gotta drive home. Long day today. I was half excited to finally get laid. Guess it wasn’t so. Next time I’ll bring more persistence to the table. Only eject when I get a no. I was too pussy to get told fuck of with a go bold or go home move. That’s what disappoints me.
I started to subtly care and assess too much near the end. I am tempted to say I could’ve pulled but I just don’t know. Been close for a long time. Gotta win.
It’s time to close.
........Fuck man...........
But anyway. Happy Labor Day I guess. I was sort of hoping while writing it’d turn into a magical LR. Like she’d message me after I drove away. Come get me and fuck me.
I guess it sort of did if LR means Loser Report. A man can dream right?
Nice to know my cold approach has improved so much though. I really credit all of that to my fundamentals.
More persistence and ending stronger probably would’ve worked.
Her male friend was weak. I probably could’ve peeled them away. They wanted fun. I wanted to smash. He was boring. He goes to my school. Definitely don’t want to know him. He kept trying to get the judge frame. Sorry man! I own the frame. You own the car and have these girls.
Girls just want to have fun.
Yet again I’m ambivalent. This sure will make for a funny story to those I choose to tell it to. I didn’t add every convo and some of this is shortened. A lot happened in a short amount of time.
Well anyway I gotta drive home. Long day today. I was half excited to finally get laid. Guess it wasn’t so. Next time I’ll bring more persistence to the table. Only eject when I get a no. I was too pussy to get told fuck of with a go bold or go home move. That’s what disappoints me.
I started to subtly care and assess too much near the end. I am tempted to say I could’ve pulled but I just don’t know. Been close for a long time. Gotta win.
It’s time to close.
........Fuck man...........
Peace
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