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I'm writing this post for two reasons:
1. Because this really was quite an entertaining date
2. To show newer guys just how hard girls will chase and even "game" a guy to sleep with them if they find him attractive enough.
On Tinder:
I matched with this girl who we'll call Hannah. She was super cute. Had kind of a chubby face, but she had a pic with her full body in it and it looked pretty good. So I was pretty convinced she wasn't going to be fat. To be honest, the context of the date kind of seemed like it was just going to be a hookup. Especially given how she invited me out. Here's how it went:
Me: I'm actually really bad at this Tinder thing. Want to just grab coffee sometime?
Her: Would you be down to hang out tonight or grab breakfast tomorrow instead? <---I think she meant "and grab breakfast tomorrow"
Me: Yeah, I'm down to hang tonight.
Her: Okay cool text me!! [Her number}
[Over text]:
Me: Hey, its bboy! I just gotta get rdy and shower and I'll be omw?
Her: Okay, want my address? <---This is when I thought this was going to just be a hook up for sure.
Me: yeah
Her: [Her address]
Me: Ok, I'll let you know when I'm omw
Her: Okay
[30 mins later]
Her: Yo are you on your way yet?
Me: Yeah, I'm leaving in 5
Her: Okay
[7 mins later]
Her: Actually, do you want to do breakfast tomorrow I'm super tired
ME: Maybe, but I might have to meet a buddy of mine. So I'm not 100% sure
Could you still do tonight? Cause I'm already on the freeway haha
Neither of those two things were true. I don't have anyone to meet and I was still at the store buying condoms. The reason I sent this text is because if I just said "no, lets meet up tonight", that might've been too assholish and sent her into auto-reject. If I had agreed to breakfast in the morning, then it would have made it into an actual date which would make pulling her much more difficult.
Her: I mean yeah how long till you get here??
Me: Like, 30 mins
Her: I have to be home by 12:30 but yeah sure!!<--Now I wasn't exactly sure what was going on. I thought I was going to her house. But it looks like she just wants me to pick her up. I decided to roll with it cause it doesn't really matter. at 11:00, there's no where I could go with an 18 year old in a small town which won't be secluded.
Me: Ok, cool. See you soon!
The Date: I arrive. I'm utterly disappointed. The girl looked almost nothing like her pictures. She had put on at least 30 pounds. Classic catfish. Still, I drove 40 minutes to get to her. So I decided I might as well hang out with her for a while cause it might be fun. But there was definitely no way I was gonna fuck this girl. We drive to a nearby lake.
Literally almost the first thing she told me was that she had recently broken up with her boyfriend who cheated on her with her best friend. Her response was to drag her friend off him by the hair and throw a vase at her now ex-boyfriend. Already I knew that even if she was hot, getting involved with her could lead to trouble. Then she went on to tell me stories about how she went to her HS prom (she just graduated) with a BLOW UP DOLL. Cause she couldn't find a date since everyone at her school heard about the incident with her ex BF.
She went on to tell me about a lot of other similar stories. All the while slowly but surely inching closer to me. Her reason being that "her butt hurts when she stands still (on the bench we're on)".
She also told me stories about how she and her friends have gone skinny dipping in this lake a bunch of times and that she would be down to do it right now if she wasn't so cold.
We had some more reletively platonic but still exciting conversation. At one point, I was teasing her about how she's probably not ready for the real world (cause she just graduated HS). Her response was:
Her: Well, I'm kind of grown up but kind of not. For example, ride a dick really well but I can't write a check
Me: Oh wow, that's unfortunate. I guess maybe you can use your dick riding skills to get someone to write a check for you
Her: She laughs and keeps going. Yeah, my friend and I like to play this game where we say what we can and can't do. What was another one...Oh yeah, I know how to give a blowjob, but I can't [Do some other mundane task. I forgot what it was]
As she was doing this, she started leaning into me, and getting ever closer. After a few more exchanges like this, she casually changed topics to something more platonic and changed her body positioning so it was no longer facing me (fractionation). Seriously...I swear this girl has read Alek's articles on sex talk. She has game.
We talked about some other platonic stuff. She also tried to raise her status by casually mentioning that she was super popular/cheer captain at her high school. Then she went back into sexual prizing. We were talking about her sexual experiences (forgot how she got into it). Then she said:
Her: Only one guy has ever made me cum
Me: Why's that?
Her: My pussy is super tight, so no guy can last very long. My doctor said I have virgin pussy<---This is probably a lie. I don't think any doctor would ever say "virgin pussy"
Her: So every time I have sex, it pretty much feels like I'm a virgin to the guy.
Me: So? Why does that mean you can't cum? Can't the guy just use his fingers? <---my response would have been much different if I actually wanted to sleep with her. But I'm trying to keep this as platonic as possible (given the conversation topic ahaha)
Her: Yeah...I dunno why guys don't do that. Most of them just cum then roll over and ask me if I came. And the thing is, I'm a squirter. So if I came...trust me, he would know
Soon after, she gets even closer to me. This time, her leg is touching mine. To be honest, I almost considered having sex with her to applaud how good her game is. But despite her sex talk (which admittedly did slightly turn me on), I still wouldn't have enjoyed fucking her cause she looked like a troll and she's batshit crazy.
Eventually, she was just staring into my eyes, giving me a super seductive look (other than the fact that she's not hot, she has some seriously tight fundamentals. I could tell she's experienced). Only inches away from my face. Needless to say, this is an escalation window. Clear as day. I almost considered kissing her just to not look fucking retarded.
After a short pause, we go back to talking about something more platonic. Forgot what. Eventually, we got back to talking about her sex life. It went something like this:
Me: So what do you do to get a guy to have sex with you?
Her: Well...usually I'll talk about my boobs.
Her: If he really doesn't get it, I'll even shake them around.
As she says this, she starts playing with her own boobs.
Then she says:
Her: what should we do now? (with a bedroom eyes and a seductive look on her face)
Me: I dunno. <--At this point, I kinda felt uncomfortable for not escalating on her. It's kind of an awkward feeling to miss an escalation window this big. Cause this as well have just been her asking me to fuck her. LOL I still didn't do it though.
Finally, towards the end of the date, she says
Her: Ok, I gotta be home by 12:30, but I'm gonna stay here for exactly two more minutes <---This was her sending me one final lifeline. The subtext is "make something happen in the next two minutes or you'll never see me again"
We talk about something platonic for the next few minutes. Then I tell her we should go. I see a look of visible frustration and disappointment on her face.
We get in my car and chat about how she lost her virginity in a playground for another couple minutes. I drop her off.
1. Because this really was quite an entertaining date
2. To show newer guys just how hard girls will chase and even "game" a guy to sleep with them if they find him attractive enough.
On Tinder:
I matched with this girl who we'll call Hannah. She was super cute. Had kind of a chubby face, but she had a pic with her full body in it and it looked pretty good. So I was pretty convinced she wasn't going to be fat. To be honest, the context of the date kind of seemed like it was just going to be a hookup. Especially given how she invited me out. Here's how it went:
Me: I'm actually really bad at this Tinder thing. Want to just grab coffee sometime?
Her: Would you be down to hang out tonight or grab breakfast tomorrow instead? <---I think she meant "and grab breakfast tomorrow"
Me: Yeah, I'm down to hang tonight.
Her: Okay cool text me!! [Her number}
[Over text]:
Me: Hey, its bboy! I just gotta get rdy and shower and I'll be omw?
Her: Okay, want my address? <---This is when I thought this was going to just be a hook up for sure.
Me: yeah
Her: [Her address]
Me: Ok, I'll let you know when I'm omw
Her: Okay
[30 mins later]
Her: Yo are you on your way yet?
Me: Yeah, I'm leaving in 5
Her: Okay
[7 mins later]
Her: Actually, do you want to do breakfast tomorrow I'm super tired
ME: Maybe, but I might have to meet a buddy of mine. So I'm not 100% sure
Could you still do tonight? Cause I'm already on the freeway haha
Neither of those two things were true. I don't have anyone to meet and I was still at the store buying condoms. The reason I sent this text is because if I just said "no, lets meet up tonight", that might've been too assholish and sent her into auto-reject. If I had agreed to breakfast in the morning, then it would have made it into an actual date which would make pulling her much more difficult.
Her: I mean yeah how long till you get here??
Me: Like, 30 mins
Her: I have to be home by 12:30 but yeah sure!!<--Now I wasn't exactly sure what was going on. I thought I was going to her house. But it looks like she just wants me to pick her up. I decided to roll with it cause it doesn't really matter. at 11:00, there's no where I could go with an 18 year old in a small town which won't be secluded.
Me: Ok, cool. See you soon!
The Date: I arrive. I'm utterly disappointed. The girl looked almost nothing like her pictures. She had put on at least 30 pounds. Classic catfish. Still, I drove 40 minutes to get to her. So I decided I might as well hang out with her for a while cause it might be fun. But there was definitely no way I was gonna fuck this girl. We drive to a nearby lake.
Literally almost the first thing she told me was that she had recently broken up with her boyfriend who cheated on her with her best friend. Her response was to drag her friend off him by the hair and throw a vase at her now ex-boyfriend. Already I knew that even if she was hot, getting involved with her could lead to trouble. Then she went on to tell me stories about how she went to her HS prom (she just graduated) with a BLOW UP DOLL. Cause she couldn't find a date since everyone at her school heard about the incident with her ex BF.
She went on to tell me about a lot of other similar stories. All the while slowly but surely inching closer to me. Her reason being that "her butt hurts when she stands still (on the bench we're on)".
She also told me stories about how she and her friends have gone skinny dipping in this lake a bunch of times and that she would be down to do it right now if she wasn't so cold.
We had some more reletively platonic but still exciting conversation. At one point, I was teasing her about how she's probably not ready for the real world (cause she just graduated HS). Her response was:
Her: Well, I'm kind of grown up but kind of not. For example, ride a dick really well but I can't write a check
Me: Oh wow, that's unfortunate. I guess maybe you can use your dick riding skills to get someone to write a check for you
Her: She laughs and keeps going. Yeah, my friend and I like to play this game where we say what we can and can't do. What was another one...Oh yeah, I know how to give a blowjob, but I can't [Do some other mundane task. I forgot what it was]
As she was doing this, she started leaning into me, and getting ever closer. After a few more exchanges like this, she casually changed topics to something more platonic and changed her body positioning so it was no longer facing me (fractionation). Seriously...I swear this girl has read Alek's articles on sex talk. She has game.
We talked about some other platonic stuff. She also tried to raise her status by casually mentioning that she was super popular/cheer captain at her high school. Then she went back into sexual prizing. We were talking about her sexual experiences (forgot how she got into it). Then she said:
Her: Only one guy has ever made me cum
Me: Why's that?
Her: My pussy is super tight, so no guy can last very long. My doctor said I have virgin pussy<---This is probably a lie. I don't think any doctor would ever say "virgin pussy"
Her: So every time I have sex, it pretty much feels like I'm a virgin to the guy.
Me: So? Why does that mean you can't cum? Can't the guy just use his fingers? <---my response would have been much different if I actually wanted to sleep with her. But I'm trying to keep this as platonic as possible (given the conversation topic ahaha)
Her: Yeah...I dunno why guys don't do that. Most of them just cum then roll over and ask me if I came. And the thing is, I'm a squirter. So if I came...trust me, he would know
Soon after, she gets even closer to me. This time, her leg is touching mine. To be honest, I almost considered having sex with her to applaud how good her game is. But despite her sex talk (which admittedly did slightly turn me on), I still wouldn't have enjoyed fucking her cause she looked like a troll and she's batshit crazy.
Eventually, she was just staring into my eyes, giving me a super seductive look (other than the fact that she's not hot, she has some seriously tight fundamentals. I could tell she's experienced). Only inches away from my face. Needless to say, this is an escalation window. Clear as day. I almost considered kissing her just to not look fucking retarded.
After a short pause, we go back to talking about something more platonic. Forgot what. Eventually, we got back to talking about her sex life. It went something like this:
Me: So what do you do to get a guy to have sex with you?
Her: Well...usually I'll talk about my boobs.
Her: If he really doesn't get it, I'll even shake them around.
As she says this, she starts playing with her own boobs.
Then she says:
Her: what should we do now? (with a bedroom eyes and a seductive look on her face)
Me: I dunno. <--At this point, I kinda felt uncomfortable for not escalating on her. It's kind of an awkward feeling to miss an escalation window this big. Cause this as well have just been her asking me to fuck her. LOL I still didn't do it though.
Finally, towards the end of the date, she says
Her: Ok, I gotta be home by 12:30, but I'm gonna stay here for exactly two more minutes <---This was her sending me one final lifeline. The subtext is "make something happen in the next two minutes or you'll never see me again"
We talk about something platonic for the next few minutes. Then I tell her we should go. I see a look of visible frustration and disappointment on her face.
We get in my car and chat about how she lost her virginity in a playground for another couple minutes. I drop her off.