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Last night I had a date with a girl my buddy and I picked up day gaming, and I failed to sex close. I wasn't sexual enough, and I missed two windows to bring her back to my place. I just let the two opportunities slip by thinking to myself, "nah, I'll pull a little later", but no other windows opened for me. I resorted to asking her "do you want to come in for a bit?" as she was dropping me off, but she declined. Maybe I could've pulled if I persisted, as I had some seeding (we talked about a few movies that must be watched, so I could've used that to invite her in). But oh well, I've failed. I've learned. Pissed at myself and thirsty, I went to a bar.
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One of my frat bros and I stood at the bar's vantage point chatting and scanning for targets. We noticed a table of 4 girls occasionally looking in our direction. There was 1 girl who checked us out more frequently than the other 3, but I wanted the blonde sitting next to her. After a minute or two of hesitating/balls-gathering, I walked over to the table.
Me: Hey, you are really cute, and I wanna talk to you. Wanna join me over there? (pointing to the two bar stools behind me with my head)
Her: HAHAHA! Well, thank you. I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend.
Me: Haha, shit. Well, no worries. We'll only just cuddle then. (Sly smile)
Her: HAHAAA! Oh my god
Me: I'm just kidding, I'll leave yall alone. Have a good night.
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Back to the vantage point, refill my water (I don't drink), and we resume scanning. I spot a hot blonde, a Kaley Cuoco lookalike, sitting at the bar next to two guys who seem oblivious to her presence. The chair on her other side is vacant. I walk over.
Me: Hey, is anyone sitting here?
Her: Nope.
Me: Do you mind if I join you?
Her: Nope.
Me: (Sitting down) What's your name?
Her: Cindy (or Sydney or whatever)
Me: fsc (handshake. I notice the two guys on her other side looking at me like WTF)
Me: So, what do you do? Are you a student here or do you work...?
***Minor deep dive about her work
Me: So...are you from around here?
***Blah blah
Her: What about you? Where are you from?
Me: Originally, or...?
Her: Both
Me: I was born in Korea, and I moved here when I was 8. Been living here ever since
Her: North or South?
Me: North, of course
Her: OMG are you serious? How?
Me: My brother is Kim Jong Un, so yeah, I get around.
Her: I don't believe you
***I just gaze into her eyes and grin
Her: Okay, so if your brother is Kim Jong Un, what are you doing in a bar in LA?
Me: I'm here because I'm a sucker for blondes (maintaining the gaze, grin turned into smile)
***She smiles back and matches gaze. It looks like I might get somewhere...BUT the guy next to her taps her shoulder and they engage in a conversation. Fuck you. I just lean back in my chair and calmly watch the TV.
Fucker: So how do you like my girlfriend?
Me: She's hot. Congratulations
***Both are surprised
Fucker: So you think I did well for myself huh?
Me: No, better than well. She's fucking hot (I give him a fist bump and turn back to Cindy, grinning) I don't believe you
Her: He's really my boyfriend!
Me: Hah, what's his birthday?
Her: mm/dd/yyyy
Me: (Looking at the fucker) give me your ID
Fucker: I didn't bring it
Me: LUL. And you got in?
***Blah blah
Me: Well, I'll just let you two be. I'll be over there in the back (because shit got a little awkward) it was nice meeting you.
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I don't act soon enough on two sets. Both leave. I jog after the second chick a little too late. She's already on the other side of the street. Fuck. I walk back inside and join my frat bro and his coworkers at their table. 20 minutes later, Cindy puts her hand on my shoulder and I turn around on my bar stool toward her. She moves in closer between my legs, her face 6 inches from mine, staring seductively into my eyes, with her hands on my thighs.
Her: My boyfriend is an asshole
Me: What happened? You two got in a fight?
***She nods yes with sad-puppy face
Me: Haha, what the fuck?
Her: I hate him (she leans to my ear) I want to make my boyfriend mad
Me: Well, what do you suggest we do? (sexy grin, but inside I'm a little cautious and suspicious)
Her: He's an asshole! I want to make him mad!
***We look over to him. He's motioning at her to come back. The blonde and the others at the 4-girl table I opened earlier are looking at me with their mouths open. LUL, I didn't pursue any further with that table, but it was a good feeling.
Her: Ugh, I'll be back
About 10 minutes later, I catch her coming out of the bathroom heading to leave.
Me: So what happened with your boyfriend?
Her: We're okay now.
Me: You two mended?
Her: Yeah
Me: Well, let me have your number in case you get mad at your boyfriend again (sly grin)
***She slyly grins back as she take my phone
Fucker: (Appears out of nowhere) is this really happening? (pointing at my phone in her hand, I only get her area code)
We banter a little. I don't want to start a fight. He's pretty chill. They leave. As she's walking away, she winks and blows me a kiss.
It was a pretty entertaining experience. I guess I gotta work more on being sexual. Any tips? Furthermore, anything I could've done better? Any feedback is appreciated.
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One of my frat bros and I stood at the bar's vantage point chatting and scanning for targets. We noticed a table of 4 girls occasionally looking in our direction. There was 1 girl who checked us out more frequently than the other 3, but I wanted the blonde sitting next to her. After a minute or two of hesitating/balls-gathering, I walked over to the table.
Me: Hey, you are really cute, and I wanna talk to you. Wanna join me over there? (pointing to the two bar stools behind me with my head)
Her: HAHAHA! Well, thank you. I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend.
Me: Haha, shit. Well, no worries. We'll only just cuddle then. (Sly smile)
Her: HAHAAA! Oh my god
Me: I'm just kidding, I'll leave yall alone. Have a good night.
=====
Back to the vantage point, refill my water (I don't drink), and we resume scanning. I spot a hot blonde, a Kaley Cuoco lookalike, sitting at the bar next to two guys who seem oblivious to her presence. The chair on her other side is vacant. I walk over.
Me: Hey, is anyone sitting here?
Her: Nope.
Me: Do you mind if I join you?
Her: Nope.
Me: (Sitting down) What's your name?
Her: Cindy (or Sydney or whatever)
Me: fsc (handshake. I notice the two guys on her other side looking at me like WTF)
Me: So, what do you do? Are you a student here or do you work...?
***Minor deep dive about her work
Me: So...are you from around here?
***Blah blah
Her: What about you? Where are you from?
Me: Originally, or...?
Her: Both
Me: I was born in Korea, and I moved here when I was 8. Been living here ever since
Her: North or South?
Me: North, of course
Her: OMG are you serious? How?
Me: My brother is Kim Jong Un, so yeah, I get around.
Her: I don't believe you
***I just gaze into her eyes and grin
Her: Okay, so if your brother is Kim Jong Un, what are you doing in a bar in LA?
Me: I'm here because I'm a sucker for blondes (maintaining the gaze, grin turned into smile)
***She smiles back and matches gaze. It looks like I might get somewhere...BUT the guy next to her taps her shoulder and they engage in a conversation. Fuck you. I just lean back in my chair and calmly watch the TV.
Fucker: So how do you like my girlfriend?
Me: She's hot. Congratulations
***Both are surprised
Fucker: So you think I did well for myself huh?
Me: No, better than well. She's fucking hot (I give him a fist bump and turn back to Cindy, grinning) I don't believe you
Her: He's really my boyfriend!
Me: Hah, what's his birthday?
Her: mm/dd/yyyy
Me: (Looking at the fucker) give me your ID
Fucker: I didn't bring it
Me: LUL. And you got in?
***Blah blah
Me: Well, I'll just let you two be. I'll be over there in the back (because shit got a little awkward) it was nice meeting you.
=====
I don't act soon enough on two sets. Both leave. I jog after the second chick a little too late. She's already on the other side of the street. Fuck. I walk back inside and join my frat bro and his coworkers at their table. 20 minutes later, Cindy puts her hand on my shoulder and I turn around on my bar stool toward her. She moves in closer between my legs, her face 6 inches from mine, staring seductively into my eyes, with her hands on my thighs.
Her: My boyfriend is an asshole
Me: What happened? You two got in a fight?
***She nods yes with sad-puppy face
Me: Haha, what the fuck?
Her: I hate him (she leans to my ear) I want to make my boyfriend mad
Me: Well, what do you suggest we do? (sexy grin, but inside I'm a little cautious and suspicious)
Her: He's an asshole! I want to make him mad!
***We look over to him. He's motioning at her to come back. The blonde and the others at the 4-girl table I opened earlier are looking at me with their mouths open. LUL, I didn't pursue any further with that table, but it was a good feeling.
Her: Ugh, I'll be back
About 10 minutes later, I catch her coming out of the bathroom heading to leave.
Me: So what happened with your boyfriend?
Her: We're okay now.
Me: You two mended?
Her: Yeah
Me: Well, let me have your number in case you get mad at your boyfriend again (sly grin)
***She slyly grins back as she take my phone
Fucker: (Appears out of nowhere) is this really happening? (pointing at my phone in her hand, I only get her area code)
We banter a little. I don't want to start a fight. He's pretty chill. They leave. As she's walking away, she winks and blows me a kiss.
It was a pretty entertaining experience. I guess I gotta work more on being sexual. Any tips? Furthermore, anything I could've done better? Any feedback is appreciated.
also, the time Cindy was staring seductively at you with her hands on your thighs I would've tried to pull (I'm kinda iffy on this one considering her boyfriend was there, so depending I the circumstances I would've done this or...) went for the number instead of waiting for the next interaction where her boyfriend interrupted. Overall, I think you did very well considering her boyfriend was there. Once I noticed her boyfriend was there, I personally, just would've dropped the convo and said "ok, have a good night" and approached someone else, but hey it provided a good learning experience didn't it? Anyways, there were a few minor things you could've have improved on but it's no big deal, good job man.