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maximus6004

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So it was saturday night and I had stopped by the bar where I work because I was early for a birthday at another club that I started promoting at, for a birthday of a buddy who was getting a bottle.

I was having fun at the bar I work at, having it being absolutely dead. Even on dead nights however there are still a couple cute girls in there. A couple ofbthe local girls that go through their that havent really tried to talk to.me were trying to get my attention, well because they had no one else to talk to so I walked past they said hey max. I was like hey ladies dont look so bored. Well no one is in here..... to which I replied ya that sucks and walked away. Not giving my time just because they are bored. I was just chilling with my co workers getting checked out by a few ladies but hey shots with my friends is fun enough for tonight. Four shots of patrone later 1030 at night its time to head to my buddies birthday.

It started to get weird. I usually make an illegal left turn out of the building because its late no body is usually on the street that late. Well to no avail, even after having looked around a cop rolls up on my ass. I told him.net I work at the place ive done it a million times didnt expect him to be there. Well he comes back says illegal left hand turn, outdated registration and insurance card....and my license pkate wasnt totally securely fastened. He let me go with a warning.... I thought I was lucky but the cop gave me his phone number...... wtf anuways im drunk I need to continue on down to my friends birthday.

I get to the club almost drunk and really buzzed at the same time but coherent. My buddy offers me some alcohol.from the bottle. Me and him and his friends are all bullshitting around having a good time talking about girls and life etc. My buddy other buddy L shows up and were kicking it talking doing riunds of the club checking out if any pretty girls were lurking around. We do a full round and I have no idea what happened but the alcohol kicked in and I dont remember much

I remember going.to.find.my boy L because I couldnt walk straight or see straight I could feel myself blacking out and I knew he was outside smoking. I just wanted to go home. I get pulled to the dance floor by a chick, couldnt tell you what she looked like and I vaguely remember making out with this girl. From what my buddy L told me was that he had seen a girl he met downtown while he was smoking and they were bouncing out so he found.me tried to tell me he was leaving. I dont remember this however he told me the girl I was with was pretty cute so hey! Not bad. I guess I had called everyone in my phone and the only one who answered was Samantha. The girl I was crushing on hard I had blown her off for the weekend because she wasnt really complying.with what I wanted. Lol well I wake up next to her the next morning she is getting ready to take me to work. Lol wtffffff? Ok whatever get in the car holding her hand give her a kiss she is like.

Sam"max dont kiss me, you know you made out with some girl last night..... and then she had to get on the phone to tell me where you were cuz I couldnt understand you. Then when I get out of the car you had the nerve to wave at me while kissing her."

Me"lmao I dont remember that?" Kissed her again anyways

Sam"max this hurts"

Me" you still love me, but hey you were talking to yiur ex and when I left guess what, you went back to him the same day.... but whatever you do what you want... ill be your dirty little secret."

Sam" your an asshole"

Me"but you love me"

We stayed quiet the rest of the ride I got to work one.minute late and got an occurrence and I was hungover as shit. So I told her to park in the back of the lot and.ill come back.out. I.clocked in walked outside gor in the car with her and passed out together in the front passenger seat for an hour to where.my sister was blowing up my phone on break like really there looking for you... I see you out there with sam.in the car. She has done so.much for you let her go home blah blah blah lol and that was my Saturday.
 
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Re: FR+.... I was only trying to celebrate his birthday

maximus6004 said:
He let me go with a warning.... I thought I was lucky but the cop gave me his phone number...... wtf anuways im drunk I need to continue on down to my friends birthday.

Bro, that cop totally hit on you. He gave you his number? Approach Invitation!!!

Sam"max dont kiss me, you know you made out with some girl last night..... and then she had to get on the phone to tell me where you were cuz I couldnt understand you. Then when I get out of the car you had the nerve to wave at me while kissing her."

Pure swag. You're very liberal with how you flaunt your preselection. I like it.

Me" you still love me, but hey you were talking to yiur ex and when I left guess what, you went back to him the same day.... but whatever you do what you want... ill be your dirty little secret."

Sam" your an asshole"

Me"but you love me"
Nice. You maintained a very alpha vibe. Gave her discretion with "ill be your little secret.", but hammered the asshole point home that she still loves it.

She has done so.much for you let her go home blah blah blah lol and that was my Saturday.

Wow bro. That is some solid compliance. Had her drive with you to work and then chill with you while you catch some zzz. Great work :)
 

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Re: FR+.... I was only trying to celebrate his birthday

Hilarious shit. Fun drunken nights...
 

maximus6004

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Re: FR+.... I was only trying to celebrate his birthday

Im not fond.of drinking much anymore because of nights like this they always end up like that or worse..... and the hangovers sucks. Its funny how when you dont plan on anything happening thats when they happen like that.

Two weeks ago I was pining like a little girl over the loss of my ex. However I went out and met a couple other girls who I can call up at any time. They're not drop dead gorgeous maybe six or fives if you really wanted to number them on a sscale but still cool regardless except my buddies are hating on them? Anyone have any insight to this?
 
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