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Hey everyone,
I have so far in my college experience partied at a very large amount of different houses and apartments, and I have come up with a list of a few things to look out for when you are walking up in an unfamiliar house/apartment pertaining to logistics:
1. A Relatively Low-Traffic Upstairs/Basement/Third Floor Area
-Picture a pretty large house party; people crammed into every inch of the ground floor, ground floor bedrooms are filled with people doing drugs or are mostly reserved for the house owner's fucking/personal booze and illegal storage area, people all over the backyard and sometimes the front, but the upstairs is slightly blocked off to deter people from going up. Now, people still do go up, (to go to a bathroom that isn't full of 18 year old girls crying and throwing up while threatening to call the police for a rape that probably was imagined due to their visible weight problem for example) but the main party is downstairs. Places with this layout are great for closing. Generally no one will be in the upstairs bedrooms, and if they aren't locked (something you should check non-sketchily when you arrive) they can be a great place to fuck. However, be stealthy, because theres always a chance the owner of the room will show up, and be quick to claim one, because they will go fast. As mentioned before, this works the same way with a basement room area (though in this case, there will be inevitably be more traffic; I have dealt with fucking a girl with another couple of complete strangers nearby, and while it is bearable if you and the girl are very drunk it is pretty hard to set a mood when two shitfaced youngsters are drooling their way through very loud and awkward sex mere yards away). A third floor is like a second floor, but even more secluded, and therefore better for closing.
2. A Hook up Room
-Lots of houses and apartments owned by college students that are used frequently for parties will have a room designated for guest sex. These will a lot of time only involve a futon, spare bed, or even a pallet on the floor covered in pillows (at my friend's apartment, at which we throw parties all the time, he has a spare bedroom tucked in the corner with a collapsable futon and an insanely comfortable pallet on the floor that we use when closing girls we bring over. Fucking on a pallet is like fucking on the floor, but without the painful side effects of rug burn or solid wood/marble knee damage, its great). This type of room can be a good place to jump into and lock to...make use of. A word of caution however; sometimes these type of rooms can also function as a room for smoking ample amounts of bud if the owner doesn't want their whole apartment smelling like the stuff, so make sure you beat the potheads there, or make sure they can smoke elsewhere or outside. They tend to be pretty amicable, so you can always nicely ask them to leave.
3. A Place to Park Close by
-If you drive to a party (and plan on staying pretty sober, I recently got a DWI unfortunately, so I know the dangers of drunk driving all too well) you'll have to park somewhere, and this gives you a perfect place to escalate.
4. A Place with Close Proximity to Yours
-This is an easy one to explain. If you party near to your place of residence, sex is only a short walk away, and it is much easier to get a girl to walk a block to your place than to get in a taxi with you and your belligerently drunk friends and ride off to God knows where to do God knows what.
5. Your Place?
-This isn't really something to look out for exactly, but this is still obviously the most ideal option. If you have a get together at your place, you already have a room to use waiting for you! This also gives you the benefit of being able to invite specific, already thoroughly screened girls.
Those are my main 5, but if anyone else has something to watch for, feel free to post it here.
Thanks for reading,
Jay
I have so far in my college experience partied at a very large amount of different houses and apartments, and I have come up with a list of a few things to look out for when you are walking up in an unfamiliar house/apartment pertaining to logistics:
1. A Relatively Low-Traffic Upstairs/Basement/Third Floor Area
-Picture a pretty large house party; people crammed into every inch of the ground floor, ground floor bedrooms are filled with people doing drugs or are mostly reserved for the house owner's fucking/personal booze and illegal storage area, people all over the backyard and sometimes the front, but the upstairs is slightly blocked off to deter people from going up. Now, people still do go up, (to go to a bathroom that isn't full of 18 year old girls crying and throwing up while threatening to call the police for a rape that probably was imagined due to their visible weight problem for example) but the main party is downstairs. Places with this layout are great for closing. Generally no one will be in the upstairs bedrooms, and if they aren't locked (something you should check non-sketchily when you arrive) they can be a great place to fuck. However, be stealthy, because theres always a chance the owner of the room will show up, and be quick to claim one, because they will go fast. As mentioned before, this works the same way with a basement room area (though in this case, there will be inevitably be more traffic; I have dealt with fucking a girl with another couple of complete strangers nearby, and while it is bearable if you and the girl are very drunk it is pretty hard to set a mood when two shitfaced youngsters are drooling their way through very loud and awkward sex mere yards away). A third floor is like a second floor, but even more secluded, and therefore better for closing.
2. A Hook up Room
-Lots of houses and apartments owned by college students that are used frequently for parties will have a room designated for guest sex. These will a lot of time only involve a futon, spare bed, or even a pallet on the floor covered in pillows (at my friend's apartment, at which we throw parties all the time, he has a spare bedroom tucked in the corner with a collapsable futon and an insanely comfortable pallet on the floor that we use when closing girls we bring over. Fucking on a pallet is like fucking on the floor, but without the painful side effects of rug burn or solid wood/marble knee damage, its great). This type of room can be a good place to jump into and lock to...make use of. A word of caution however; sometimes these type of rooms can also function as a room for smoking ample amounts of bud if the owner doesn't want their whole apartment smelling like the stuff, so make sure you beat the potheads there, or make sure they can smoke elsewhere or outside. They tend to be pretty amicable, so you can always nicely ask them to leave.
3. A Place to Park Close by
-If you drive to a party (and plan on staying pretty sober, I recently got a DWI unfortunately, so I know the dangers of drunk driving all too well) you'll have to park somewhere, and this gives you a perfect place to escalate.
4. A Place with Close Proximity to Yours
-This is an easy one to explain. If you party near to your place of residence, sex is only a short walk away, and it is much easier to get a girl to walk a block to your place than to get in a taxi with you and your belligerently drunk friends and ride off to God knows where to do God knows what.
5. Your Place?
-This isn't really something to look out for exactly, but this is still obviously the most ideal option. If you have a get together at your place, you already have a room to use waiting for you! This also gives you the benefit of being able to invite specific, already thoroughly screened girls.
Those are my main 5, but if anyone else has something to watch for, feel free to post it here.
Thanks for reading,
Jay
