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maximus6004

Cro-Magnon Man
Cro-Magnon Man
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I was out last night tried starting conversation with a few woman even had a guy that I did not know jump in and help me.with a group of girls, was pretty cool.

Me"hey how are you? I noticed you when I was buying a shot and I had to come say hi"
Her"thanks" kept looking away
Me"you know if I approached you on the street, rhos conversation wiuld probably go completely different, I understand you get hit on by a lot of creepy guys but no need to be defensive"

Her"im not defensive"

Random guy"not.to eves drop bur technically sating you are not defensive is being defensive."

Girl starts laughing "that is true"

Anyways tried deep diving her starting a conversation of some sort kept passing me.off to her friends so I walked away. Any suggestions?

So we ended up bar hopping and going in this hidden place that we never have been before. Little different crowd but we get up stairs and approached immediately by some short kind of chubby but not over weight girls not the best looking but they kept trying to open us and have conversation. So they asked us what we did for a living.

Me"well me and my boy a we are strippers, and my friend here is our agent"

Them"omg really? Show us some moves"

Me"we only do.private shows, even ask my agent"

D"yea only private shows"

Them"you think we could be strippers look at our boobs"

D"let us feel them"

Me"yea we need to touch them"

Them"ok"

So we started feeling their boobs and grabbing their asses they tried kissing us but we werent interested, really wanted to take us home but I just wasnt interested. It was however fun to mess with them and grab all over them in the club. Then the fact that they were gullavle enough to believe we were strippers was priceless lmao
 
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