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- Jan 28, 2014
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I'm back with two quick field reports. It's been a year since my absence where I decided to take a break from pick up. Was seeing a woman who ended up being super crazy.
Anyways my two reports shit I actually have three. Let's get to it
Tinderella. I'll just post my report. 38 hot blonde.
Me: Hi
Her: "Hi.. sorry I had this app deleted from my phone for a while I guess"
Me: "Yea, I was starting to wonder how I was going to get the divorce papers to you."
Her: "Lol
I'm sure you have no idea who I am I was just looking through and saw so many unanswered messages and I felt kind of bad I've been out of state and crazy lately not really gotten back to anyone about anything"
Me: "Right, I mean I'd totally be excited to come online to read the millions of the same messages from guys trying to fly you to Paris and win your love over. Sometimes I wish upon a star.
"
Her: Lol
Wyd
Me" Oooo, that sounds lovely but since I give the impression of liking creepy old dudes. If I message you, do I get a picture with those peerly whites to convert me over to the dark side?"
Her: "Well if you're more intrigued by the creepy guys if I can definitely step out of the convo... lol"
Me: "That would Def make things easy. You are a pretty girl, who probably is used to getting what she wants and likes a challenge. I call bullshit."
Her "Xxx xxxx xxxx"
"You earned my phone number"
Me "When you are done with the creepy old guys you know
Oooo, that sounds lovely but since I give the impression of liking creepy old dudes. If I message you, do I get a picture with those peerly whites to convert me over to the dark side?"
Her: "The possibilities are endless"
Chick from work.
Started referring to us and how she was my wife and she totally dug it up. Invited her over she goes to my bedroom lays down and says since we are married we need to try this out. I only made out with her because I had to go to work while she laid on my bed. Never did bang her, but heard she was seeing someone already.
Uber chick
Driving uber, got a chick's number at 6am. I hate writing these on my phone I wish the website was more website savy.
Anyways my two reports shit I actually have three. Let's get to it
Tinderella. I'll just post my report. 38 hot blonde.
Me: Hi
Her: "Hi.. sorry I had this app deleted from my phone for a while I guess"
Me: "Yea, I was starting to wonder how I was going to get the divorce papers to you."
Her: "Lol
I'm sure you have no idea who I am I was just looking through and saw so many unanswered messages and I felt kind of bad I've been out of state and crazy lately not really gotten back to anyone about anything"
Me: "Right, I mean I'd totally be excited to come online to read the millions of the same messages from guys trying to fly you to Paris and win your love over. Sometimes I wish upon a star.
"Her: Lol
Wyd
Me" Oooo, that sounds lovely but since I give the impression of liking creepy old dudes. If I message you, do I get a picture with those peerly whites to convert me over to the dark side?"
Her: "Well if you're more intrigued by the creepy guys if I can definitely step out of the convo... lol"
Me: "That would Def make things easy. You are a pretty girl, who probably is used to getting what she wants and likes a challenge. I call bullshit.
"Her "Xxx xxxx xxxx"
"You earned my phone number"
Me "When you are done with the creepy old guys you know
Oooo, that sounds lovely but since I give the impression of liking creepy old dudes. If I message you, do I get a picture with those peerly whites to convert me over to the dark side?"
Her: "The possibilities are endless"
Chick from work.
Started referring to us and how she was my wife and she totally dug it up. Invited her over she goes to my bedroom lays down and says since we are married we need to try this out. I only made out with her because I had to go to work while she laid on my bed. Never did bang her, but heard she was seeing someone already.
Uber chick
Driving uber, got a chick's number at 6am. I hate writing these on my phone I wish the website was more website savy.
