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Damn it's been a while since I posted a FR but I can't quite place where exactly I fucked up so maybe one of you bright gentlemen out there can help me figure this one out. If anything I think this was a funny interaction for entertainment purposes and if you suck shit with girls then perhaps you might even learn something... but no promises 
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Alright so this interaction is a fairly fast paced interaction at Walmart, of all places, in which I persist dominantly past initial barriers and almost get in to an escalation location and then fuck shit up. So yeah lets review.
Okay so I'm walking through the produce isle in Walmart with my shit and notice a semi thick legged, blonde, short, girl with a artsy hat on. Damn I wish Marty could have seen her to give the perfect description because quite frankly I suck at describing what people look like. She was an HB 7 or more if you're into the rating scale.
Anyway she's picking out some tomatoes or something and I approach as so...
The isle we were chatting on was fairly crowded and we kept having to move and get out of the way for people but she kept apologizing to those people for "us" which was good.
I found out she was into art stuff after all and deep dove her on that and then, given the interest she was displaying, I decided to screen for logistics (she didn't have any great plans from what she gave me "going to hang out with her married friends"... I think she can skip that for me... I love myself) and attempt to pull/move her by suggesting we get coffee.
She declined by saying she was "kinda" seeing someone. I assume she either has a boyfriend and likes me or is sorta seeing some chode and is just trying to shoo me off. She apologizes and says she can't give me her number. I tell her I don't want her number I want to get to know her NOW over a cup of coffee.
She declines and give the old "well if I see you in Walmart again then..." jazz and I decide it's time to move on to better prospects (though looking back I don't know how to persist here and should have decided to persist by perhaps being more dominant and taking her hand and saying "adventure! Lets go").
Anyway it doesn't matter because we both say goodbye and then leave in the same direction to go check out (don't you love when that happens?). At this point my subconscious has already accepted that this girl is gone so I might as well turn up the volume a bit just for fun.
So we end up waiting in the same line together (self check out) and I make her get in line behind me because I have less items. She tells me I'm not a gentleman and I ask her where she got that idea from in the first place. I have a lot of shit in my hands so I dump it in her cart while we wait. This makes her upset since I dumped my heavy ass laundry detergent on her bread and she proceeds to take my shit out and put it on a koolaid jammers stands.
I tell her I don't want to be friends with her anymore (push) and that it sucks that we're going to have an awkward silence for the remaining time in line. She gives me a growly face but doesn't make the noise (I can tell she's having fun). I call her out on her rather sexy growly face and make the comment that I bet her "boyfriend" wouldn't want her making growly faces at cute strangers in line at Walmart.
She doesn't really comment on my last quip but some guy makes a comment on one of the self check out machines and I start yelling at him about something (I had been pumping my state up by flirting with this girl and wanted to continue in this upward spiral of good emotion... however I think it's funny I choose to do this by yelling at strangers) related to the machine.
I then turn back to the girl and ask her a something about herself (returning to normal conversation) and her reply makes me laugh, though it wasn't supposed to be funny. She doesn't know how to react. I tell her she should be a comedian and walk to the newly open self checkout machine.
Now at this point I know she enjoyed herself and is easily borderline so I see no reason not to burn this to the ground and see where it goes rather than check out and go meet a new girl. I pay for my stuff and walk over to her register and this convo ensues:
I've been watching Julien and Tyler from RSD with this style, mixed with a ton of dominance, and it looked really fun and up my alley so I've been slowly integrating it into my "style" I guess you could say. It's almost borderline entertainer but because it's for self amusement (which makes you have fun and then by the law of state transfer you transfer those positive emotions to the girl in question and makes her want more of your emotions) and not seeking a reaction I think it works. Anyway I haven't gotten laid yet from it but I have had better reacts/results so I will continue toying with it... plus it's just fucking fun being crazy.
Anyway we start walking together away and she still won't let me put my shit in her cart (bitch and then she starts walking like a thousand MPH and I'm not into the whole speed walking deal so I call out to her to slow down and wait up. This was important because at this point she hadn't really for sure "committed" to the interaction or given me a solid "YES". She complied .
So we're walking and she won't slow down so I jump on the back of the buggy and ride it like I'm 12 down the main isle of Walmart. There are two really slow fat people in front of us so I start yelling "Honk! Honk!" in a jokingly manner and they turn around. I'm not a complete dick so I smile and give them some positive vibes to tide them over from being upset while homegirl apologizes for my behavior.
I tell her that if she wants to go fast I refuse to walk and she must pull me on the buggy. She does! Lol this is such a stupid interaction.
She ends up taking me to the auto parts place where her car was getting an oil change. We're flirting to the point where I say something smart and she hits me and tickles me (Phenomenal sign!) and I try and keep cool and not get too attached to an outcome so I don't start playing not to lose (difficult).
We're joking with the cashier and she actually tells the cashier that "I picked him up!" and I tell the cashier that she's a PUA and Walmart should watch out.
She pays we head out to her truck. Still so far so good as far as I'm concerned however I start getting a bit less chatty and stop joking around so much. I think this is where I fuck up because we're now at a MAJOR transition point and if I remember correctly it's best to make the girl as comfortable as possible during these points and a great way to do that is by rambling on and joking around. My plan btw is for her to take us to the coffee/bookstore in her car and me either escalate in the car if she seems ready or actually go do the instadate.
She's putting her groceries into her truck and I'm opening my water that I bought (I finally got my groceries into her buggy btw and start drinking it. We're talking about the rain dance or some shit and this great idea hits me to squirt my liquid (water) on her face (like that isn't sexual), so I do. 2 big squirts baby.
I figured this would be a good idea to continue building comfort and keep the fun going. She is indifferent and I tell her she can squirt me now and I hand her the bottle. She squirts the shit out of me and I go, semi awkwardly, to restrain her by holding her hands back and pinning her against her truck but I get indecisive and she escapes my failed attempt of a grasp.
I want to make out with her as the vibe feels on... She then walks right past my face while giving good eye contact (tease maybe) and I almost pulled her in dominantly and manhandle kissed her but didn't.
She then walks over and gets into the driver seat of the truck. I still think we're on for coffee and go for the passenger side door... except that it's locked but the window is down just enough for me to have eye contact with her and her hear what I say. She informs me that I'm not getting in with her. I ignore this and tease her for being a pot head (her car smells like weed). I tell her I'm weezy F baby again and that I'm a gangster (for no real reason other than build comfort so that she'll hopefully open the door). She laughs turns her truck on and informs me to step back or she'll run over my feet. Wtf? Is this the same girl that was bragging to the cashier about "picking me up" and then hitting and trying to tickle me? I miss that girl I want her back!
She moves the truck forward about half a foot in a rather fast way, which implies to me that she isn't fucking around about running my feet over deal. Ok cool she's not into me any more whatever I must have done something wrong somewhere recently. BUT I'm spent the past 15 minutes hanging around with her mutually wanting to be in my presence, walked over to the side of the store opposite of where my car is parked, and I have bags of groceries to carry.
I wasn't really pissed I just must have fucked up somewhere and am having trouble decisively saying where I fucked up. I personally think it was in one of the 3 bolded places above and would love yalls thoughts on this if you've made it this far or if you think it was somewhere else I'd love to hear your 2 cents on this.
Anyway I feel like I got fairly close here and either way we both shared a lot of fun energy, sexual and good emotion, so not all was lost. Either way I'm happy getting more practice being an asshole, being outlandish/self amusing, and being the party, along with hopefully learning something... if someone can help me figure out where I fucked up.
I love you all! Happy 4th of July! Keep it pimpin!
-Rob
.Alright so this interaction is a fairly fast paced interaction at Walmart, of all places, in which I persist dominantly past initial barriers and almost get in to an escalation location and then fuck shit up. So yeah lets review.
Okay so I'm walking through the produce isle in Walmart with my shit and notice a semi thick legged, blonde, short, girl with a artsy hat on. Damn I wish Marty could have seen her to give the perfect description because quite frankly I suck at describing what people look like. She was an HB 7 or more if you're into the rating scale.
Anyway she's picking out some tomatoes or something and I approach as so...
And standard small talk and chit chat ensues. Pretty basic so far and she seemed not completely hooked so I guess in between a yes girl and a maybe girl leaving a lot of room to work with.
The isle we were chatting on was fairly crowded and we kept having to move and get out of the way for people but she kept apologizing to those people for "us" which was good.
I found out she was into art stuff after all and deep dove her on that and then, given the interest she was displaying, I decided to screen for logistics (she didn't have any great plans from what she gave me "going to hang out with her married friends"... I think she can skip that for me... I love myself) and attempt to pull/move her by suggesting we get coffee.
She declined by saying she was "kinda" seeing someone. I assume she either has a boyfriend and likes me or is sorta seeing some chode and is just trying to shoo me off. She apologizes and says she can't give me her number. I tell her I don't want her number I want to get to know her NOW over a cup of coffee.
She declines and give the old "well if I see you in Walmart again then..." jazz and I decide it's time to move on to better prospects (though looking back I don't know how to persist here and should have decided to persist by perhaps being more dominant and taking her hand and saying "adventure! Lets go").
Anyway it doesn't matter because we both say goodbye and then leave in the same direction to go check out (don't you love when that happens?). At this point my subconscious has already accepted that this girl is gone so I might as well turn up the volume a bit just for fun.
So we end up waiting in the same line together (self check out) and I make her get in line behind me because I have less items. She tells me I'm not a gentleman and I ask her where she got that idea from in the first place. I have a lot of shit in my hands so I dump it in her cart while we wait. This makes her upset since I dumped my heavy ass laundry detergent on her bread and she proceeds to take my shit out and put it on a koolaid jammers stands.
I tell her I don't want to be friends with her anymore (push) and that it sucks that we're going to have an awkward silence for the remaining time in line. She gives me a growly face but doesn't make the noise (I can tell she's having fun). I call her out on her rather sexy growly face and make the comment that I bet her "boyfriend" wouldn't want her making growly faces at cute strangers in line at Walmart.
She doesn't really comment on my last quip but some guy makes a comment on one of the self check out machines and I start yelling at him about something (I had been pumping my state up by flirting with this girl and wanted to continue in this upward spiral of good emotion... however I think it's funny I choose to do this by yelling at strangers) related to the machine.
I then turn back to the girl and ask her a something about herself (returning to normal conversation) and her reply makes me laugh, though it wasn't supposed to be funny. She doesn't know how to react. I tell her she should be a comedian and walk to the newly open self checkout machine.
Now at this point I know she enjoyed herself and is easily borderline so I see no reason not to burn this to the ground and see where it goes rather than check out and go meet a new girl. I pay for my stuff and walk over to her register and this convo ensues:
Anyway you see where this is going... nowhere yet everywhere at the same time. By the way it's a ton of fun talking to women like this and making yourself the party, controlling the frames, keeping things sexual, and just saying crazy shit because it makes YOU laugh and is self amusement.
I've been watching Julien and Tyler from RSD with this style, mixed with a ton of dominance, and it looked really fun and up my alley so I've been slowly integrating it into my "style" I guess you could say. It's almost borderline entertainer but because it's for self amusement (which makes you have fun and then by the law of state transfer you transfer those positive emotions to the girl in question and makes her want more of your emotions) and not seeking a reaction I think it works. Anyway I haven't gotten laid yet from it but I have had better reacts/results so I will continue toying with it... plus it's just fucking fun being crazy.
Anyway we start walking together away and she still won't let me put my shit in her cart (bitch
and then she starts walking like a thousand MPH and I'm not into the whole speed walking deal so I call out to her to slow down and wait up. This was important because at this point she hadn't really for sure "committed" to the interaction or given me a solid "YES". She complied .So we're walking and she won't slow down so I jump on the back of the buggy and ride it like I'm 12 down the main isle of Walmart. There are two really slow fat people in front of us so I start yelling "Honk! Honk!" in a jokingly manner and they turn around. I'm not a complete dick so I smile and give them some positive vibes to tide them over from being upset while homegirl apologizes for my behavior.
I tell her that if she wants to go fast I refuse to walk and she must pull me on the buggy. She does! Lol this is such a stupid interaction.
She ends up taking me to the auto parts place where her car was getting an oil change. We're flirting to the point where I say something smart and she hits me and tickles me (Phenomenal sign!) and I try and keep cool and not get too attached to an outcome so I don't start playing not to lose (difficult).
We're joking with the cashier and she actually tells the cashier that "I picked him up!" and I tell the cashier that she's a PUA and Walmart should watch out.
She pays we head out to her truck. Still so far so good as far as I'm concerned however I start getting a bit less chatty and stop joking around so much. I think this is where I fuck up because we're now at a MAJOR transition point and if I remember correctly it's best to make the girl as comfortable as possible during these points and a great way to do that is by rambling on and joking around. My plan btw is for her to take us to the coffee/bookstore in her car and me either escalate in the car if she seems ready or actually go do the instadate.
She's putting her groceries into her truck and I'm opening my water that I bought (I finally got my groceries into her buggy btw
and start drinking it. We're talking about the rain dance or some shit and this great idea hits me to squirt my liquid (water) on her face (like that isn't sexual), so I do. 2 big squirts baby. I figured this would be a good idea to continue building comfort and keep the fun going. She is indifferent and I tell her she can squirt me now and I hand her the bottle. She squirts the shit out of me and I go, semi awkwardly, to restrain her by holding her hands back and pinning her against her truck but I get indecisive and she escapes my failed attempt of a grasp.
I want to make out with her as the vibe feels on... She then walks right past my face while giving good eye contact (tease maybe) and I almost pulled her in dominantly and manhandle kissed her but didn't.
She then walks over and gets into the driver seat of the truck. I still think we're on for coffee and go for the passenger side door... except that it's locked but the window is down just enough for me to have eye contact with her and her hear what I say. She informs me that I'm not getting in with her. I ignore this and tease her for being a pot head (her car smells like weed). I tell her I'm weezy F baby again and that I'm a gangster (for no real reason other than build comfort so that she'll hopefully open the door). She laughs turns her truck on and informs me to step back or she'll run over my feet. Wtf? Is this the same girl that was bragging to the cashier about "picking me up" and then hitting and trying to tickle me? I miss that girl I want her back!
She moves the truck forward about half a foot in a rather fast way, which implies to me that she isn't fucking around about running my feet over deal. Ok cool she's not into me any more whatever I must have done something wrong somewhere recently. BUT I'm spent the past 15 minutes hanging around with her mutually wanting to be in my presence, walked over to the side of the store opposite of where my car is parked, and I have bags of groceries to carry.
And then she proceeds to drive off leaving me with my pants around my ankles and now having to walk about a half a mile to my car in the blistering Florida Sun... ahhh what I do for the game. Lol
I wasn't really pissed I just must have fucked up somewhere and am having trouble decisively saying where I fucked up. I personally think it was in one of the 3 bolded places above and would love yalls thoughts on this if you've made it this far or if you think it was somewhere else I'd love to hear your 2 cents on this.
Anyway I feel like I got fairly close here and either way we both shared a lot of fun energy, sexual and good emotion, so not all was lost. Either way I'm happy getting more practice being an asshole, being outlandish/self amusing, and being the party, along with hopefully learning something... if someone can help me figure out where I fucked up.
I love you all! Happy 4th of July! Keep it pimpin!
-Rob
