LR January

[demainor]

Brothers, its been a long ass time, l've been lurking around but didnt want to post anything this year if it wasn't a fully bonerfied lay. Took me three months, over 150 approaches(minimum 5 min interactions), countless numbers taken and discarded, dates and pulls to get this one lay, and she wasnt even that hot. Why you ask? two words that should make anyone cringe and cry with horror, BED BUGS!

Last year l brought a girl over to my hostel from school, had an OR with her but she hadnt come alone, long story short, l've had these pesky creatures crawling out of every fucking nook and cranny in my place, and l assure you these things be nasty as fuck. I can't even pull a girl over knowing l may put her in misery by having them hop on. Am planning on moving out soon, so theres a silver lining in them kicking me out to a better location. Anyone with insights on how to deal with them please pitch in.

Enough whining, on to the story!

Meet
This girl is like a 5 on any mans scale. She got a limp on her foot, her boobs sag to the floor and she isnt really that pretty, but hey, who fucking cares. Gotta start the year somewhere right? We had been classmates previously but l had never had a conversation with her. Last saturday but one we met on the street and she complimented me on my style. told her to kiss my cheek, then the other cheek, then l kissed her.Why? well, Why not?l wanted the boost in morale. Immediately, she was like by the way l dont have your number. Exchanged numbers and went my way.

Ze Lay
I tried to have her over for a movie at my bros place last week but she bounced so l was like fuck this am done. Only to have her texting me this friday like whats your plan for the evening? told her am just chiling at my bros with a movie and she should join. Another chick had bounced on me so l was looking at a lonely night ahead full of animes and shiet.

"cool, am on my way, but we are not having sex!"
"whoah there girl, l can see where your mind is you naughty girl"
"lol, promise?"
"dont worry, we wont do anything your not comfortable doing"
"cool, am leaving now,will tell you when l get there"

we buy a movie on the way to my bros and l start escalating when we are making food. THis girl be thirsty! it wasnt all that interesting, but yeah, l got one in for the beginning of the year.She wasnt hot, she had a limp, plus there was the beginning of the bloody river, plus she would frigging shut up the whole dang time, but am glad that l got my January month lay. l promised myself l would have a girl for every month but its been tought, Especially after the humongous mistakes l've been making recently! I could have had atleast 5 other chicks by now if it hadnt been for my room situation and rookie mistakes. But am glad am back now.

PS: I got a recent job as a sales and marketing manager for a website designing firm, and l have no idea how to go about it. I've been winging it for a while but l am now sure l prefer this to my accounting background. Guys, if any of you can give me pointers about how to do this, l would truly appreciate it. I am pretty good with people, but how to get to clients and do presentations and eventually convince them to buy is my sticky point. I have a feeling getting good at this job will have a significant effect on the rest of my life. So feel free to inbox me.

 

[ray_zorse]

Yes brother, I know the feeling of talking to hundreds if not thousands of women to get a lay. Fuckin hell it's a hard slog. Good job for persisting. And good job for lowering your standards, the next lay will be better I am sure. But it's important just to be getting laid.

About the bed bugs the advice I just looked up was pretty similar to what I was already going to recommend: Get rid of anything infested, then clean very carefully and regularly (vacuum carpets etc, putting the vacuum cleaner bag in a plastic bag in the trash afterwards), then fumigate, you can either call an exterminator or else you can buy cans with a locking tab, so that you start it the whole can sprays out. I used about 4 cans on a smallish house a few years ago (fleas). Unfortunately, my cat ran back inside the house just as I got all the cans spraying and was about to lock the door, so I had to go back in and get him again, haha.

Ray

 

[demainor]

thanks for the reply man. To be honest, l realized am gonna have to lower my standards when l shot myself in the foot with this really hot muslim girl after l had just fingered her ass (accidentally,wch incidentally was a real turn on for her) but due to my long time out of the game,l made a rookie idiotic mistake and lost her so l knw l had to start square one.

as for the bugs, l completely agree, am gonna have to go thru my clothes one by bloody one till am sure there isnt a single one.

 

[skin_man]

Hey Demainor,
cool turn around with a girl who may have been likely to put write you off as a possible mate.

Just some questions: your report did not show whether she gave any LMR; did she?
And as for logistics, apparently right now am pressed to tighten my logistical game, how did you move to the escalation location and the eventual sexing?

 

[demainor]

hey skin man, sorry for late reply.

First the LMR bit. there was of cos some resistance but due to the make outs we had had earlier l knew if l persisted l was gonna get some. she is actually the one who asked if l had any condoms on.

Previous to this, she had kept texting me that we werent gonna have sex but l have learned to listen to actions, she replied quixkly and she came a long way wearing a dress l had told her l found to be hot. Def wanted the D.

as for logistics,l invited her over and she said yes. To a Sleepover. Like 7 miles away. massive investment. Was at my bros place we didn even go for a date