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Part One
Go out on a Sunday night, stop into one of the company locations to get a free drink and warm up socially.
Find a sunset beach bar that's packed so everyone can enjoy cheap beers and watch the sunset. As I'm walking up this drunk (very belligerent) dude points at me and goes, "well look at him - he's hot and young!", and the girls next to him look at me, pause and go, "wait yeah he actually is hot...."
Preopener... check.
I smile at them and try to show my ID to the bouncer but he just let's me in. Cool lol free social proof, normally they card me everytime here.
Then I walk literally 4 feet and one of my coworkers happens to be there. I give her a big hug and say hi to her boyfriend, then walk inside to get a drink. I'm in a good mood and compliment the bartender on always holding it down before sunset. Hand him 5$ and take my drink. I walk back to my coworker (girl) and tell her about the drunk guy calling me hot when I walked in. She says, "yeah he's a total fucking mess... look" and points to his back heel which has a huge gash in it. This dude is stumbling around smiling and yelling at people, and injured himself like an idiot. I point out he's probably about to get kicked out.
15 seconds later, security walks up to him and kicks him out... he proceeds to run towards the beach and then off to the right and out of site at full speed, in flip flops - and I see my window to open those girls who called me hot.
HB 6.9 and a HB 7.2-7.5 black chicks. I pop next to the hotter one and go, "hi there!
was that guy a friend of yours?"
"No!! He was just a little too friendly"
"Haha I mean I'm friendly too, but did you see his great escape?"
I bring up his epic run away and we kinda laugh about it. I identify them as sisters. The hot one lives here, and the other is visiting. They're somewhat older than me, about 36-41 year range and I'm 28. Idgaf because they're aging really well, actually.
The 7.2-7.5, lets call her Karaoke, looks easily like she could be 30. She's black mixed, so maybe it's a combination of genes and good habits. Her sister looks great too, but just isn't as hot. Karaoke also has this super child-like energy and is very high ADHD so she's really entertaining and goofy. My LDR FB, this stripper chick who I was obsessed with for a while, acts a lot like her so I knew we would be chummy.
"Kind of Single"
This asian chick they're talking to asks me if I'm single.
Kinda took a risk here, but I remembered one of Chase's newsletters about how a guy who's "kind of single" is very attractive to a women because it conveys preselection. I say, "well - I'm kind of single haha."
This is immediately put under skepticism because it spiked ASD and made me sound like a fuckboy, but instead of full auto rejecting, they ask what I mean. I say that my friend group was trying to set me up with a girl (thinking about Lawful Raver) but after we hung out a bit and then did a real date (hoping they pick up I'm saying hung out = had sex by saying, "and then did a real date", implying "hanging out" wasn't really a "date" and could mean something else... definitely an underhanded attempt to sexually frame but whatever) I just didn't think she had what I wanted. We didn't have chemistry.
Karaoke is bouncing all over the bar, so I think she only caught some of this, which was probably for the best.
The asian chick is annoying as fuck about it and keeps trying to force frame me into stuff, but the bar is chaotic enough I can either ignore her completely or just kinda shrug off what she said with a short, well worded answer.
(Like at one point she tried to make it seem like I was racist because I said something about them all being friends and apparently they had actually just met. "Yes Hue - black women can actually not know each other like we're all in some giant group chat together and make friends out in public".... it was like, "ummm, what?" Lol. Fucking weirdo haha.)
Recognizing that they're sisters, I just start to win over Karaoke's sister, since now I know they just met this chick and family ties are X10 more important. Apparently Karaoke just up and decided to fly her out to CA on a whim. I deep dive super fast and then Karaoke comes back and the asian chick makes it very clear I'm single, but only KIND OF SINGLE. Safe to say that this is a very polarizing thing to say in answering "are you single?".
I have to bend slightly now that my targets here, staring at me, so I say, "we'll I don't see me and her dating again, so yes, I'm single" with a warm, slight smile. Karaoke starts talking to me a bunch, not even regarding my relationship status. So whatever was happening worked, but I decide right then and there to CHANGE TOPICS and keep the whole group away from that shit lol. That was a close call. I think the sister kinda thought it was hot though, to be honest.
They can actually sing lol
They invite me to Karaoke, and I give them a "maybe.... karaoke? are you good singers?" and they start to qualify themselves a bunch. They say they're legitimately great singers so I slowly warm up to it and say "I'll probably meet my coworkers later, but for now, sure", so that I have some sort of frame to lean into if they ask why I'm out alone (Just said this on the spot because I happened to see my coworker a moment ago - I have no plans).
We walk and keep the good times rolling, and I start realizing I actually might have chemistry with Karaoke because she's so goofy and ridiculous lol. She's totally bringing out my silly sense of humor, the kind that I had with that stripper chick when we were all fucked up at a music festival last year. Just turning everything into a joke.
At karaoke, they're really the only attractive girls there, everyone else either works there, is a guy, or is like a 5 - low 6. They start buying me shots and our conversation stays fun and silly. I kinda let Karaoke take the driver seat on the conversation and vibe, and I'd just nudge it or add to it when it felt right. Easy when girls are all chaotic and fun, let them do the work. I get Karaoke's number in case things get crazy later and the night picks up, but then stay with them. I kinda teetered on leaving at that point then coming back, and framed that I had to meet my coworkers later on. Really, I just didn't want to follow them around all night with them leading the direction of things, so I had to pull some frame back to get a little more control (and have her number incase I have to really eject).
They absolutely crush the karaoke stage, and basically put on a performance. I was actually very impressed at their talent, and the way they looked at eachother on stage, connecting and vibing. It was like their inner child's from sisterhood came out to have fun together, and life was just simple and fun when they were up there. I qualified both of them on their skills and especially this rare connection they put on display, and they found the last part deeply touching. I was having a great time with them.
Shitty Competition Helps
Right as this happens some dude comes up and goes, "this song is for you", to Karaoke, it was super cringe lmao and a very romantic, lovey dovey song comes on. They're laughing at him to me and pretending to puke on the table and I just get to sit there and laugh.
By now the bar is filling up and we're kind of the center of attention, because the sisters booked like 5 songs and are way better than everyone else. Another guy comes up and starts dancing on Karaoke in this hyper aggressive, eastern european way and she's grossed out. More things to laugh at. At this point I'd broken the hand, arm, and leg touch barrier with Karaoke, so I really didn't give a fuck on uncalibrated advances from other men.
Some guy simping over Karaoke (my target) comes over to her and tries to get her attention. I befriend him and then let them talk when she's less distracted. Her sister tells me this guy likes her and wants to date her, and is a chump, basically. I laugh and stay positive like, "seemed nice to me!". Then another guy comes to me like, "is that your girl bro?", and I just glance at her like, "eh - she's alright" kind of avoiding the question.
At this point, I have built attraction very high, and have shown I'm not needy. Karaoke and I are dancing and I'm spinning her while all these other dudes kinda watch us - letting them know she's made her pick.
I also know there's gonna be an obstacle to her sister when I try to close... and with attraction as high as I have it, I actually take a risk and decide I'm gonna leave, then have them come to me.
Eject
I tell her I'm ejecting and she gets really close to me, so I grab her ass. She leans in for a kiss and I meet her just before our lips, then pull away. Exactly what I wanted haha so she'll be thinking about me when all these AFC's try to annoy her when I'm gone. The competition was weak as fuck, so I was confident that I could actually just leave and still win.
Then I go to a new bar just down the block and do a bunch of sets. No hooks. I text her, call her once, she calls me, and we're playing phone tag. We connect and she tells me where to go and then in the chaos of where ever she was, hangs up. I can't just blow her up, so I start walking to a "last resort" location and type up this text,
"Hey I'm getting my nightcap - was fun meeting you though" (basically saying, I'm not calling you again)
*immediately*
"OMG YOU TOO!!!! We're home now"
So I was correct that logistics with the sister would be an issue, and feel more conviction going to my last spot.
Part Two
Afterwards I wait about 48 hrs to text her.
The only hard part of closing the deal was actually meeting up, so I'll put our texts.
"
Me: Hey there Karaoke.. how was the rest of your sistercation? Or are you still out causing mayhem together? (devil)
Her: Hahahaha. Sistercation love that!
But yup we doing the thang. I called out work today haha
Going bowling later. Then maybe [college beach area] hoppin
Me: Nice that sounds fun! I'm saving some cash since I leave for vacation on Friday, would love to see you before then though
You work this Thursday? Thought we could snag a drink before I head to [vacation spot] (drinks clink)
Her: I'm down! Have a kickball / drinking game first if you wanna come cheer us on
Me: Haha those are fun I did it last year.. what time is your game?
Her: *double text, duplicate screenshot of her game time*
Me: Nice, I"ll probably go ot a happy hour and then meet you after in that case
Her: Sounds Gucci mang!
*double text, duplicate screenshot of her game time*
Lol starts at 6p don't know if you got the screenshot my phone keeps saying it didn't send
Me: I got it lol no worries gurl
Sounds like a plan then.. I'll text you Thursday and we can go somewhere after your game 8)
"
Good investment ^ kinda red flag she drinks like this at her age though ^
"
Me: Ay there, looking forward to drinks later.. I figure your game is in [college area] or?
Her: Yea [location] lol
Then flip cup at [bar] if ya wanna cruise?!
Me: I can just meet you after haha I shouldn't full send tonight
Her: Lolll aight
Me: You down to meet at [happy hour bar] for margaritas after? (drink emoji)
Her: Sure!
Me: At the gym rn, I'll text you when I'm down in [spot]
Her: Sounds Gucci!
Me: Landed down rn
You kick some good balls?
Her: Sure did
Me: So I just sat at [spot] before their happy hour ends... how long do you think you'll be flipping cups?
Her: Just got to [flip cup spot]
Me: I just finihsed eating and talking to my boss. Thinking I'll make my 2nd marg a To-go if you're staying at [spot] for a bit?
Her: At [bar] for trivia. Come through
Me: I'm ass at trivia lol
Her: There's 5 of us
Me: I just walked in
Don't see ya
Her: At the bar upstairs"
So here I'm avoiding going out with her friends because that's gonna bring on wild cards, and that boyfriend zones me. I want neither of those things so this took some patience and some comfortability just sitting at the place I was at alone, either not talking and on my phone, or eventually moving to the bar area and chatting up the locals and bartender.
The bar she was at was directly next door, so for me to get all, "no you come here" would have been kinda forced and try hard, so I just kept it cool and walked over to her, with the intention of cutting it short ASAP.
I arrive at trivia and meet her friends. One girl who's like a 5 and this good looking natural dude. Immediately Karaoke is all over me and confirms my suspicion that she's actually kinda crazy for a 41 year old and loves to party.
I dive back into the fun vibe we had when we first met, and then talk to her natural buddy. He's going to the same festival I'm going to so we dive into that and make Karaoke jealous. I refuse any drinks at this spot and we move to another bar.
Some hot chicks show up to meet the natural guy, and I just chill but make some sexual eye contact with one of them. Karaoke may have noticed this so she pulls me over to the bar and orders me a drink.
We talk for like 10 minutes and then she starts kissing me, so I grab her ass and say let me make you a drink at your bar at your house (which she mentioned last meet up).
Super easy, get to her house, no resistance. Amazing ass, but she also has a kid and is like way more fun to party with than to be intimate with, so I may just leave this at ONS and ideally meet her out again down the road... since she is fun and all.
Was a great help for momentum just before I left for a party and got 3 more lays all with hotter chicks.
Hue
Go out on a Sunday night, stop into one of the company locations to get a free drink and warm up socially.
Find a sunset beach bar that's packed so everyone can enjoy cheap beers and watch the sunset. As I'm walking up this drunk (very belligerent) dude points at me and goes, "well look at him - he's hot and young!", and the girls next to him look at me, pause and go, "wait yeah he actually is hot...."
Preopener... check.
I smile at them and try to show my ID to the bouncer but he just let's me in. Cool lol free social proof, normally they card me everytime here.
Then I walk literally 4 feet and one of my coworkers happens to be there. I give her a big hug and say hi to her boyfriend, then walk inside to get a drink. I'm in a good mood and compliment the bartender on always holding it down before sunset. Hand him 5$ and take my drink. I walk back to my coworker (girl) and tell her about the drunk guy calling me hot when I walked in. She says, "yeah he's a total fucking mess... look" and points to his back heel which has a huge gash in it. This dude is stumbling around smiling and yelling at people, and injured himself like an idiot. I point out he's probably about to get kicked out.
15 seconds later, security walks up to him and kicks him out... he proceeds to run towards the beach and then off to the right and out of site at full speed, in flip flops - and I see my window to open those girls who called me hot.
HB 6.9 and a HB 7.2-7.5 black chicks. I pop next to the hotter one and go, "hi there!
was that guy a friend of yours?""No!! He was just a little too friendly"
"Haha I mean I'm friendly too, but did you see his great escape?"
I bring up his epic run away and we kinda laugh about it. I identify them as sisters. The hot one lives here, and the other is visiting. They're somewhat older than me, about 36-41 year range and I'm 28. Idgaf because they're aging really well, actually.
The 7.2-7.5, lets call her Karaoke, looks easily like she could be 30. She's black mixed, so maybe it's a combination of genes and good habits. Her sister looks great too, but just isn't as hot. Karaoke also has this super child-like energy and is very high ADHD so she's really entertaining and goofy. My LDR FB, this stripper chick who I was obsessed with for a while, acts a lot like her so I knew we would be chummy.
"Kind of Single"
This asian chick they're talking to asks me if I'm single.
Kinda took a risk here, but I remembered one of Chase's newsletters about how a guy who's "kind of single" is very attractive to a women because it conveys preselection. I say, "well - I'm kind of single haha."
This is immediately put under skepticism because it spiked ASD and made me sound like a fuckboy, but instead of full auto rejecting, they ask what I mean. I say that my friend group was trying to set me up with a girl (thinking about Lawful Raver) but after we hung out a bit and then did a real date (hoping they pick up I'm saying hung out = had sex by saying, "and then did a real date", implying "hanging out" wasn't really a "date" and could mean something else... definitely an underhanded attempt to sexually frame but whatever) I just didn't think she had what I wanted. We didn't have chemistry.
Karaoke is bouncing all over the bar, so I think she only caught some of this, which was probably for the best.
The asian chick is annoying as fuck about it and keeps trying to force frame me into stuff, but the bar is chaotic enough I can either ignore her completely or just kinda shrug off what she said with a short, well worded answer.
(Like at one point she tried to make it seem like I was racist because I said something about them all being friends and apparently they had actually just met. "Yes Hue - black women can actually not know each other like we're all in some giant group chat together and make friends out in public".... it was like, "ummm, what?" Lol. Fucking weirdo haha.)
Recognizing that they're sisters, I just start to win over Karaoke's sister, since now I know they just met this chick and family ties are X10 more important. Apparently Karaoke just up and decided to fly her out to CA on a whim. I deep dive super fast and then Karaoke comes back and the asian chick makes it very clear I'm single, but only KIND OF SINGLE. Safe to say that this is a very polarizing thing to say in answering "are you single?".
I have to bend slightly now that my targets here, staring at me, so I say, "we'll I don't see me and her dating again, so yes, I'm single" with a warm, slight smile. Karaoke starts talking to me a bunch, not even regarding my relationship status. So whatever was happening worked, but I decide right then and there to CHANGE TOPICS and keep the whole group away from that shit lol. That was a close call. I think the sister kinda thought it was hot though, to be honest.
They can actually sing lol
They invite me to Karaoke, and I give them a "maybe.... karaoke? are you good singers?" and they start to qualify themselves a bunch. They say they're legitimately great singers so I slowly warm up to it and say "I'll probably meet my coworkers later, but for now, sure", so that I have some sort of frame to lean into if they ask why I'm out alone (Just said this on the spot because I happened to see my coworker a moment ago - I have no plans).
We walk and keep the good times rolling, and I start realizing I actually might have chemistry with Karaoke because she's so goofy and ridiculous lol. She's totally bringing out my silly sense of humor, the kind that I had with that stripper chick when we were all fucked up at a music festival last year. Just turning everything into a joke.
At karaoke, they're really the only attractive girls there, everyone else either works there, is a guy, or is like a 5 - low 6. They start buying me shots and our conversation stays fun and silly. I kinda let Karaoke take the driver seat on the conversation and vibe, and I'd just nudge it or add to it when it felt right. Easy when girls are all chaotic and fun, let them do the work. I get Karaoke's number in case things get crazy later and the night picks up, but then stay with them. I kinda teetered on leaving at that point then coming back, and framed that I had to meet my coworkers later on. Really, I just didn't want to follow them around all night with them leading the direction of things, so I had to pull some frame back to get a little more control (and have her number incase I have to really eject).
They absolutely crush the karaoke stage, and basically put on a performance. I was actually very impressed at their talent, and the way they looked at eachother on stage, connecting and vibing. It was like their inner child's from sisterhood came out to have fun together, and life was just simple and fun when they were up there. I qualified both of them on their skills and especially this rare connection they put on display, and they found the last part deeply touching. I was having a great time with them.
Shitty Competition Helps
Right as this happens some dude comes up and goes, "this song is for you", to Karaoke, it was super cringe lmao and a very romantic, lovey dovey song comes on. They're laughing at him to me and pretending to puke on the table and I just get to sit there and laugh.
By now the bar is filling up and we're kind of the center of attention, because the sisters booked like 5 songs and are way better than everyone else. Another guy comes up and starts dancing on Karaoke in this hyper aggressive, eastern european way and she's grossed out. More things to laugh at. At this point I'd broken the hand, arm, and leg touch barrier with Karaoke, so I really didn't give a fuck on uncalibrated advances from other men.
Some guy simping over Karaoke (my target) comes over to her and tries to get her attention. I befriend him and then let them talk when she's less distracted. Her sister tells me this guy likes her and wants to date her, and is a chump, basically. I laugh and stay positive like, "seemed nice to me!". Then another guy comes to me like, "is that your girl bro?", and I just glance at her like, "eh - she's alright" kind of avoiding the question.
At this point, I have built attraction very high, and have shown I'm not needy. Karaoke and I are dancing and I'm spinning her while all these other dudes kinda watch us - letting them know she's made her pick.
I also know there's gonna be an obstacle to her sister when I try to close... and with attraction as high as I have it, I actually take a risk and decide I'm gonna leave, then have them come to me.
Eject
I tell her I'm ejecting and she gets really close to me, so I grab her ass. She leans in for a kiss and I meet her just before our lips, then pull away. Exactly what I wanted haha so she'll be thinking about me when all these AFC's try to annoy her when I'm gone. The competition was weak as fuck, so I was confident that I could actually just leave and still win.
Then I go to a new bar just down the block and do a bunch of sets. No hooks. I text her, call her once, she calls me, and we're playing phone tag. We connect and she tells me where to go and then in the chaos of where ever she was, hangs up. I can't just blow her up, so I start walking to a "last resort" location and type up this text,
"Hey I'm getting my nightcap - was fun meeting you though" (basically saying, I'm not calling you again)
*immediately*
"OMG YOU TOO!!!! We're home now"
So I was correct that logistics with the sister would be an issue, and feel more conviction going to my last spot.
Part Two
Afterwards I wait about 48 hrs to text her.
The only hard part of closing the deal was actually meeting up, so I'll put our texts.
"
Me: Hey there Karaoke.. how was the rest of your sistercation? Or are you still out causing mayhem together? (devil)
Her: Hahahaha. Sistercation love that!
But yup we doing the thang. I called out work today haha
Going bowling later. Then maybe [college beach area] hoppin
Me: Nice that sounds fun! I'm saving some cash since I leave for vacation on Friday, would love to see you before then though
You work this Thursday? Thought we could snag a drink before I head to [vacation spot] (drinks clink)
Her: I'm down! Have a kickball / drinking game first if you wanna come cheer us on
Me: Haha those are fun I did it last year.. what time is your game?
Her: *double text, duplicate screenshot of her game time*
Me: Nice, I"ll probably go ot a happy hour and then meet you after in that case
Her: Sounds Gucci mang!
*double text, duplicate screenshot of her game time*
Lol starts at 6p don't know if you got the screenshot my phone keeps saying it didn't send
Me: I got it lol no worries gurl
Sounds like a plan then.. I'll text you Thursday and we can go somewhere after your game 8)
"
Good investment ^ kinda red flag she drinks like this at her age though ^
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Me: Ay there, looking forward to drinks later.. I figure your game is in [college area] or?
Her: Yea [location] lol
Then flip cup at [bar] if ya wanna cruise?!
Me: I can just meet you after haha I shouldn't full send tonight
Her: Lolll aight
Me: You down to meet at [happy hour bar] for margaritas after? (drink emoji)
Her: Sure!
Me: At the gym rn, I'll text you when I'm down in [spot]
Her: Sounds Gucci!
Me: Landed down rn
You kick some good balls?
Her: Sure did
Me: So I just sat at [spot] before their happy hour ends... how long do you think you'll be flipping cups?
Her: Just got to [flip cup spot]
Me: I just finihsed eating and talking to my boss. Thinking I'll make my 2nd marg a To-go if you're staying at [spot] for a bit?
Her: At [bar] for trivia. Come through
Me: I'm ass at trivia lol
Her: There's 5 of us
Me: I just walked in
Don't see ya
Her: At the bar upstairs"
So here I'm avoiding going out with her friends because that's gonna bring on wild cards, and that boyfriend zones me. I want neither of those things so this took some patience and some comfortability just sitting at the place I was at alone, either not talking and on my phone, or eventually moving to the bar area and chatting up the locals and bartender.
The bar she was at was directly next door, so for me to get all, "no you come here" would have been kinda forced and try hard, so I just kept it cool and walked over to her, with the intention of cutting it short ASAP.
I arrive at trivia and meet her friends. One girl who's like a 5 and this good looking natural dude. Immediately Karaoke is all over me and confirms my suspicion that she's actually kinda crazy for a 41 year old and loves to party.
I dive back into the fun vibe we had when we first met, and then talk to her natural buddy. He's going to the same festival I'm going to so we dive into that and make Karaoke jealous. I refuse any drinks at this spot and we move to another bar.
Some hot chicks show up to meet the natural guy, and I just chill but make some sexual eye contact with one of them. Karaoke may have noticed this so she pulls me over to the bar and orders me a drink.
We talk for like 10 minutes and then she starts kissing me, so I grab her ass and say let me make you a drink at your bar at your house (which she mentioned last meet up).
Super easy, get to her house, no resistance. Amazing ass, but she also has a kid and is like way more fun to party with than to be intimate with, so I may just leave this at ONS and ideally meet her out again down the road... since she is fun and all.
Was a great help for momentum just before I left for a party and got 3 more lays all with hotter chicks.
Hue
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