Openers Lame Openers/One Liners

[SoraDevin]

I just had a thought that maybe putting some of the really bad openers in this section could work. They could potentially show guys what they shouldn't do and failing that, could at least be good for a laugh?

One I know of is asking for directions to a place then saying "I'm lost in your eyes" haha

 

[monsterslimjim]

I love watching other guys use cheesy pickup lines and then get completely rejected. Some of my favorites that I have seen not work are:

Is it hot in here, or is that just you?
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
You are what I want for Christmas....
Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?

Haha there are plenty of horrible pickup lines out there. A simple "Hi" accompanied by a smile can do significantly more for opener than those.

-Monsterslimjim

 

[Chase]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

Seriously, ever try any of these? Say them with the right amount of smarminess and sarcasm, and they can actually work GREAT as openers! Good for a laugh, in any event.

- Chase

 

[Just_Dave]

Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk by again?

 

[Addicted2height]

My favorite one;
If you were a pirate would you have a parrot on this shoulder (touch closest shoulder) or this shoulder? (reach around the back of her neck to the other shoulder and leave it there)

 

[Mr.Rob]

Haha what a legendary topic. We should all go on a mission to use the cheesiest pickup line and still get laid for reinforcement that vibe trumps words.
Anyone heard this one:
Hopeful lad: "Hey do you work at subway?"
HB: "Uh yes/no"
Hopeful lad: "Well either way you just gave me a footlong "

 

[ocantu1987]

You:Can I take your picture?
Her: uh why?
You: I want to prove to my friends that angels do exist

 

[nino]

I think this video suits this post just perfectly "I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S07sThl3 ... re=g-all-u